Okay, I've been meaning to post what book I've been reading/rereading lately..
Even More Letters From a Nut - Extra Nutty! by Ted L. Nancy. EXTREMELY funny book. Ever heard of the Lazlo Letters? It's like that, except it's every topic you could think of. Ted loves to write to companies, stores, cities, etc. asking about everything -- can he get a refrigerated mailbox, can he set up his 5,000 underwear vending machines in the city, he can't find any of the 2,000 Soup & Sleep restaurants in the city, can he donate 500 pairs of yellow irregular shorty pajamas to the city jail, can he come and perform for your employees as Pip the Mighty Squeak, he bought a sponge from Ralph's and now it's haunted and terrorizing him, etc. etc. It sounds very immature, but it really isn't. Jerry Seinfeld does the book introductions, and he gives hints to actually being Ted. Really recommended.