Bono is a soccer mom.

Johnny Swallow · Oct 5, 2001

Do you all still think he's sexy when he's driving his kids around in a mini-van with a 4-day beard and looking like grizzly adams?

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MissZooropa · Oct 5, 2001

Yupp!!

No doubt about that!

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U2Kitten · Oct 5, 2001

Bono wouldn't be caught dead in a mini-van. He drives a Mercedes.

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mad1 · Oct 5, 2001

Yes dear!!!!!

absofuckingloutely!!!!!!!!!

Johnny Swallow · Oct 5, 2001

Originally posted by U2Kitten:
Bono wouldn't be caught dead in a mini-van. He drives a Mercedes.

I saw him at the market with his 1989 chevy astro. It was green and had leprichaun mudflaps and a bumper sticker that said 'If This van's a rockin, we're making LuvTOWN'.

He talked to me for a few minutes, I had to hold his diaper bag while I got an autograph but it was worth it.

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mad1 · Oct 5, 2001

Yeah right Johnny!!!

was this in ur 55th dream son?

martha · Oct 5, 2001

Originally posted by Johnny Swallow:
Do you all still think he's sexy when he's driving his kids around in a mini-van with a 4-day beard and looking like grizzly adams?

yes

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Bonavoix · Oct 5, 2001

Bono? Not sexy???

BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

He could show up in a potato sack, unshaven and covered with mud and still be hot stuff. He's just sexy. It's in his genes (and in his jeans

), and he can't help it.

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Gina Marie · Oct 5, 2001

Originally posted by Johnny Swallow:
I saw him at the market with his 1989 chevy astro. It was green and had leprichaun mudflaps and a bumper sticker that said 'If This van's a rockin, we're making LuvTOWN'.

He talked to me for a few minutes, I had to hold his diaper bag while I got an autograph but it was worth it.

ROTFL at this!!!! And at the title of this thread!!

Maybe you should take your comedy act on the road Johnny.

browneyedgirl · Oct 5, 2001

Originally posted by Johnny Swallow:
Do you all still think he's sexy when he's driving his kids around in a mini-van with a 4-day beard and looking like grizzly adams?

uh...yea....

~LadyLemon~ · Oct 5, 2001

I'm sure you've seen American Pie Johnny. Remember MILF??? Mom I'd like to fuck??
You can put Larry in the DILF catrgory para mi.

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Giant Lemon · Oct 5, 2001

Originally posted by ~LadyLemon~:

You can put Larry in the DILF catrgory para mi.

LOL! They're all DILFs in my book.

Crzy4Bono · Oct 5, 2001

Originally posted by Johnny Swallow:
I saw him at the market with his 1989 chevy astro. It was green and had leprichaun mudflaps and a bumper sticker that said 'If This van's a rockin, we're making LuvTOWN'.

He talked to me for a few minutes, I had to hold his diaper bag while I got an autograph but it was worth it.

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LMAO! ha ha ha ha

Of course! He's still sexy, yeah! *duh*
Four day beards are awesome! And a man who can handle four kids without going insane is immediatley appealing to me! ('cause then he can surely handle the two of mine, y'know? either that or he'll be willing to spring for a sitter...)

What surprises me most, is are you saying you think there's something unsexy about a minivan? I mean, I drive a minivan! It's a fine automobile! I think if college students knew how many drunken people could fit into a minivan, more of them would drive them too! And, you can spill ANYTHING in there and the carpets are scotch guarded to the gills! You can just hose it out when you're ready - I could feed a third world nation on the cheerios in my vehicle alone. I mean, it's the PERFECT car for a student!

Oh hey, my van is green too - one more thing I have in common with Bono!

**crzy is going to ebay now to look for those mudflaps**

Peace

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LarryMullen's POPAngel · Oct 5, 2001

Originally posted by ~LadyLemon~:
I'm sure you've seen American Pie Johnny. Remember MILF??? Mom I'd like to fuck??
You can put Larry in the DILF catrgory para mi.

Who's your daddy?
hehe

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u2achtungbaby · Oct 5, 2001

Originally posted by Bonavoix:
Bono? Not sexy???

BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

He could show up in a potato sack, unshaven and covered with mud and still be hot stuff. He's just sexy.

God I wish he was one of the Dad's that show up at your kid's soccer games. It would be major droolfest.

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Johnny Swallow · Oct 6, 2001

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
Who's your daddy?

You rang?

WildHonee · Oct 6, 2001

Originally posted by Bonavoix:
Bono? Not sexy???

BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

He could show up in a potato sack, unshaven and covered with mud and still be hot stuff. He's just sexy. It's in his genes (and in his jeans

), and he can't help it.

*mud rassles with leprechauns in jeans*

Is he wearing anything under that potato sack? lol

BonoBaby's a hot tamale no matter what. Lol would he bring the orange slices for the team?

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Bonavoix · Oct 6, 2001

Originally posted by WildHonee:
*mud rassles with leprechauns in jeans*

Is he wearing anything under that potato sack? lol

BonoBaby's a hot tamale no matter what. Lol would he bring the orange slices for the team?

Of course he's not wearing anything else

Just him and the potato sack. LOL...

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WildHonee · Oct 6, 2001

Originally posted by Bonavoix:
Of course he's not wearing anything else

Just him and the potato sack. LOL...

HOO-AH! *sack races with Bono like on the brady bunch*

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Naya · Oct 7, 2001

Originally posted by Johnny Swallow:
Do you all still think he's sexy when he's driving his kids around in a mini-van with a 4-day beard and looking like grizzly adams?

Of course..he's Bono!!!! Sheesh.

But they're all DILF.

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mistyrose · Oct 8, 2001

Originally posted by WildHonee:

Originally posted by Bonavoix:
Of course he's not wearing anything else

Just him and the potato sack. LOL...

Click to expand...

HOO-AH! *sack races with Bono like on the brady bunch*

LMAO now I would pay to see Mona and Bono sack racing, Brady Bunch style!

And btw, Johnny, your answer is hell yeah Bono's still sexy. Damn boy, what other answer would there be?

tania

Klodomir · Oct 8, 2001

Mercedes make minivans too. But what on earth is a soccer mom???

Gina Marie · Oct 8, 2001

Originally posted by Klodomir:
Mercedes make minivans too. But what on earth is a soccer mom???

It's just an expression here for mothers who just go to all their kids' soccer games-usually driving minivans!

SweetOnU2 · Oct 8, 2001

Originally posted by Johnny Swallow:
I saw him at the market with his 1989 chevy astro. It was green and had leprichaun mudflaps and a bumper sticker that said 'If This van's a rockin, we're making LuvTOWN'.

He talked to me for a few minutes, I had to hold his diaper bag while I got an autograph but it was worth it.

LMAO! I can just picture Bono driving that with a diaper bag!

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