z edge
I serve MacPhisto
It is time I level with you all. I have not been completely forthcoming with you and I deem this post as the time in which I spill chow.
I am not from here; this planet earth place. I am from another place which is inhabitated by what you call "dogs", and as a slave there I escaped and fled here for refuge. My home is a dictatorship run by female dogs, and we men were the slaves and workers.
I chose earth because it is far,far away from those bitches. Now that I am here I assumed a human shape to blend in with you natives. I chose the form of Larry so that I can successfully and easily mate. I chose the name z edge because first time I heard The Edge play, it hurt my new ears and I howled at the moon very much. I have a lot in common with that Bono who always running his mouth (I used to bark non-stop) and Adam who likes to run stray with the pack.
I have seen some of you all before, but you probably don't remember it. Once I got mad at SICY and went and pee'd on her mustang. And there was also that time I chased Bonochicky down the street. And one of the Deathbear's actually chased me down the street, lucky I am much smarter and can run way faster.
I usually appear in my human form, though, so as not to get picked up by the pound.
Anyway, I thought I'd better come clean with you all. I'm planning on having some puppies.
Bono once said in the book 'U2 @TEOTW' that while on tour he missed his dog, yet it was strange because he didn't even have a dog.
Well you do now, Bono

I am not from here; this planet earth place. I am from another place which is inhabitated by what you call "dogs", and as a slave there I escaped and fled here for refuge. My home is a dictatorship run by female dogs, and we men were the slaves and workers.
I chose earth because it is far,far away from those bitches. Now that I am here I assumed a human shape to blend in with you natives. I chose the form of Larry so that I can successfully and easily mate. I chose the name z edge because first time I heard The Edge play, it hurt my new ears and I howled at the moon very much. I have a lot in common with that Bono who always running his mouth (I used to bark non-stop) and Adam who likes to run stray with the pack.
I have seen some of you all before, but you probably don't remember it. Once I got mad at SICY and went and pee'd on her mustang. And there was also that time I chased Bonochicky down the street. And one of the Deathbear's actually chased me down the street, lucky I am much smarter and can run way faster.
I usually appear in my human form, though, so as not to get picked up by the pound.
Anyway, I thought I'd better come clean with you all. I'm planning on having some puppies.
Bono once said in the book 'U2 @TEOTW' that while on tour he missed his dog, yet it was strange because he didn't even have a dog.
Well you do now, Bono
