25 Signs You Have Grown Up

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RedRocksU2

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1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any
Of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out o f the question.


3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.


4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed

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5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up"
And "break
Up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.


9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed
Up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those kids
Won't turn down the stereo.


11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
You.


12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go
Up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's
Leftovers.



15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning
Of one.

18. Eating chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
Than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
Condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."


21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces
"I'm never going to drink again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
Real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.



25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate
Them
Instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"



Bonus:





26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one
Sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your
Sorry old ass.Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know
They'll enjoy it
 
I'm proud to say that I really have no idea when Taco Bell closes...I think 1 AM, maybe. :huh:
 
RedrocksU2 said:

Bonus:





26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one
Sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your
Sorry old ass.Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know
They'll enjoy it

:lmao: That's the best part!
 
RedrocksU2 said:
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any
Of them.



OMG, I had to read that twice to figure out what it meant by smoke......













i'm so not cool.
 
Should I be worried that not all that many apply to me? :hmm:

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"

Last time someone I know said this, I said "Congratulations!", but thought "Oh shit what the hell happened?" :reject:


(to be fair though the guy sounded a bit "Oh shit what the hell happened?" himself.... :wink: )
 
only three of those really applied to me, I'm good at keeping my house plants alive, I don't like beer and I like to pre-game it before going out :wink:.
 
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