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    adore my dog, Dog

    You know what guys. Nobody appreciates you here. Hard truth, and I'm sorry to break it to you. I think you're unappreciated in your own time. Maybe people will look back and realise that there was more depth to this place than they realised. That there were people here to entertain and stretch...
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    Your Favourite Recipe.

    1 Tea bag 1 Generous pourage of milk 1 Teaspoon of sugar Plethora of Hot Water Place Tea bag in mug. Add Generous pourage of milk. Add Hot water to desired height. Add Teaspoon of sugar. Stir until you are content that all is well. Drink!
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    im hosting a parteh, and youre invited, guys.

    What is a party? Merely, an arrangement to serve one's arrogance to his guests on silverware. To rise above his common associates? To feed cheese to mice? I know my thoughts are merely matchsticks waiting to be fully burnt. But every so often they light the way and when they do they burn more...
  4. Count Marzipan

    IO: I appreciate your input.

    What do you want from me?
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    It's Official #23.5 - Screaming Flower needs to make a new thread

    Its been a while. I keep coming here and she never starts any threads anymore. So boooorrrinng! Come on flower. Do something. :heart: :wave:
  6. Count Marzipan

    Happy Birthday, meegannie!

    Happy Birthday! :) :heart:
  7. Count Marzipan

    Off Fishal - rascist lentils

    "..Vegetable rights and peace!.."
  8. Count Marzipan

    IO: I’m starting to miss...

    It's all just subliminal foreplay.
  9. Count Marzipan

    IO: CAPITAL Letters

    Wait till you see me bake a cake..
  10. Count Marzipan

    IO-Interference is ruled by the ladies?

    I have no opinion on the matter. Pass the pepper.
  11. Count Marzipan

    IO_WOW

    :heart:
  12. Count Marzipan

    It's officially free from centripetal and centrifugal forces

    But alas, can you not from time to time also bend and break a cookie with ease?
  13. Count Marzipan

    It's officially free from centripetal and centrifugal forces

    Cakes just aren't that small. You heard it here first.
  14. Count Marzipan

    My video blogs on YouTube

    What a ©hoot! Consider me a subscriber, although I'm afraid I have no funds to split your wallet seams. Maybe I could run your fan club or help promote your work until we're even? Do not expect any sexual favours. We're businessmen, not animals. lolsagna.
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    It's officially free from centripetal and centrifugal forces

    The chap in red is quite possibly conducting an internal monologue at that moment in time. Maybe he is experiencing an inner push and pull if you know what I mean. Might be inspired by a lover, a friend, or most likely a family member given the organised placement of photographic evidence on the...
  16. Count Marzipan

    are you ready for a new FOOTBALL THREAD?!

    I challenge anyone here to find a more bizarre transfer rumour this Summer... Sky Sports | Football | Premier League | News | Agent - Gunners eye Crouch
  17. Count Marzipan

    The Interferencers You Meet In U2 Heaven

    I think I'd like to meet Zoomerang96. He's a swell chap and his heart is in the right place. This one time back in 2002 he sent me some u2 boots, a 'jack the ripper' poster and a tub of rare cream to help my cat who was going bald due to a very rare skin condition. Didn't work in the end..had to...
  18. Count Marzipan

    popped collars are a crime against humanity.

    Where do you guys stand on stonewashed jeans? Are they coming back? Were they ever out?
  19. Count Marzipan

    IO: my wisdom teeth are gone

    How smart can wisdom teeth be when they insist on growing in the most inappropriate of places in the mouth? You'd think they would have learnt by now.
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    IO: CAPITAL Letters

    Uppercase letters are confident and self assured. Lowercase letters have an inferiority complex. However, both need eachother to make it in the sentence business. We just need to work together people.
  21. Count Marzipan

    this is a warning, guys.

    Makes you wonder how words came to be and all. Don't you think? Kinda like how a child at school tries to convince everyone that they should now be called by the nickname "muffin" because they really want to stand out. I wonder who came up with certain words that I use on a regular basis and...
  22. Count Marzipan

    this is a warning, guys.

    You tease. :sexywink:
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