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I've missed you my love. Where have you been all my life. My heart has been empty without you. :tongue:

I'll help you, my love. :tongue:

:tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:

lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick

You did, my love. You let me out of my love cage so I may lick your spatula until you beg me to stop.

Oh how I love my MK. My dear MK, I have started a journal in your honor. And I have joined your show. I will follow you to the ends of the earth. :tongue:

I don't lurk, I lick. MK, my :heart: belongs to you. *licks MK :tongue:3

Did you miss me, my love? I certainly missed you. I :heart: you MK. Can I be in your show? *sweetly licks MK

You never answered my question, my Love. Do you want me to come over for the lickings?

Happy Birthday my Love. Would you like me to come over and give you 26 birthday lickings?

Why not my dearest? :heart:

:heart:

MK I am quite sorry for what those worthless bastards did to your car and your beautiful face. I would be happy to lick it better.

Love is in the air. My most beautiful and luminous MK, I am planning a romantic Christmas getaway for us. I have been dreaming of your sweet lips, and desire your spatulas.

Good morning my love. MK = :heart:

Spatula Licker is in love with a lovely girl named MK. She makes Spatula Licker's heart go boom boom boom. Spatula Licker wants to lick MK's spatula slowly and seductively. Spatula Licker will follow her until the ends of the earth. Do you think MK loves Spatula Licker too?

Today I feel like licking a Sicilian and clean Malaysian underwear. :tongue:

<---------------------- :tongue: You certainly taste better than most Canadians.

:sad: *goes into corner and licks self

I like to lick midgets. *licks Bear

*gently and kindly licks Rivers in his special spot

Will you be my girlfriend Brooke? I've always wanted a Jersey Girl. *sweetly licks Brooke :tongue: :heart: :tongue: :heart:

*licks Rivers

*honk honk* *lick lick*

...and Canadians. What do you like to lick? :tongue: