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Pooh Bear & 'Friends' In No More Apostrophes Pooh and Twitchlet sat watching the buzzing sun machine stuck in its tracks like a scarab beetle, far above in the peeling Great Old Sky Dome. It hadnt rained for aeons, and the strike at the mill had gone on so long that everyone forgot what the...

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Do you know some jerk made a Pooh bear movie based on nothing. Its just some lunatic in a Pooh mask. What the hell does that have to do with A.A. Milnes classic characters?

Pooh Bear and Friends in 'Eyeore's Funeral' One day, deep into the fourth millennium, the half-life of Eyeore's charcoal carcass finally gave out its last. Towards the end, his dim complaining had constituted a sort of gentle background radiation, bathing the denziens of Pooh corner like a...

Oh sure, why not. I will pull one out my ass. Nah, I gotta million of em.

Fake Edge made all my wildest dreams come true.

Pooh is the sort of fellow who could, to paraphrase Clive James, go through a lifetime's supply of anything in about two weeks.

A lifetime's supply of shit. That was what it was. Shit.

All of Kieran McConvilles so called stories in this thead (sic).

And just for the hell of it, the answer to a question nobody asked - my favourite obscure Van Morrison outtake.

I have heard Dweller on The Threshold, as it happens. A number of versions including the original studio track, don't entirely do it for me, but this live version from later in the eighties really brings the energy. Not even close to my favourite Van Morrison song, although I quite enjoy it...

Pooh Bear & Friends In "Special Delivery" One day Pooh and Twitchlet were lounging in Pooh's hole when there came a ring of the doorbell far above. "It's the mail man!" keened Twitchlet, overturning his overflowing hubcap of cigarette butts. "Don't touch the mail, it might be infected!"...

I'm actually Fake Edge, guys. From the future.

I came back from the future and joined a U2 forum in 2040; you won't believe what happened next.

Is that 'Ai' in the Baltimore sense? As in, 'are we cool'? 'Ai'.

It was probably wrong on purpose. Gotta think of those clicks.

I didn't even look at the list, so good to know I wasn't inadvertently lying!

I'm gonna guess they didn't find room for Always Forever Now.

I thought they were going to name it 'Se7en'.

I thought for a moment someone had hacked my account and posted this as me. Then I realised that I posted it about a million years ago. Your mind is racing like a pronoun Oh my god, it doesn't mean a lot to you One time, you were blowing young ruffians Oh my god, it was a million years ago

Still no sign of land... how long is it? That's rather a personal question isn't it? No, no! Start again... Still no sign of land; how long is it? Thirty three days sir. I... don't think the men can hold out much longer

Bono's rapidly turning into Wynn Duffy from Justified.

Guys, can I still get tickets to that Mumbai sh- oh. nevermind.

I must, mustn't I.