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*COUGH* Sounds familiar. I'm just very lucky that we're on the same land mass. Hang in there babe! It'll work out! Then, once it does for you, TEACH MEEEEEEE!!!! lol *Fly-ish hug* *Phisto martini*

Hmm... I think this test is maybe...a little bit geared toward women. Question 5: Have you ever considered getting pregnant to keep a guy? ME: YyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeNO. Well, anyway, it said August 18, 2007. First off, I'm determined to beat that date. Second, I'm supposed to get married...

*sigh* I'm cursed. I've had this curse ever since my first girlfriend in high school. I have AWFUL days just about every Valentine's day. In fact, I've never even spent one with a girlfriend. Last year, when Bluey and I were living together, I had to work. She was so sweet the next day...

I do really love her, but I FEAR any child we produce. *Children of the Corn + Jerry Lewis*

Yes. Pity me. And pray. PRAY for the LOVE OF GOD.

Re: I'm an ass. And proud of it. *sigh* And I love her. See, you know how guys sit around telling stories about the time they killed a bear with their teeth, or jumped out of a burning building, or took down 8 guys in a barfight? All I have to do is say "I fell in love with and am dating...

BWAAA HA HA HA!!! I mean, no. *winks northward*

*BLUSH*

Damn, woman! I am NOT A MACHINE!! Oh wait. YES I AM. *shimmy*

As if there was any doubt.... Who ELSE could the MAN SLUT BE???? MWA HA HA HA HA!!! FLY, my Winged Monkeys!!! FLY, my children of the night!! FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! FLY: Dood, I'm right here. HEY!! Are those flying monkeys!!!! *glazed over eyes* Flyyyinnnng moooonnnkeeeeeeeeysssss.......

WORD. *Turns baseball cap backwards* -The artist formerly known as The Man-Slut of PLEBA

It is worth noting that although Mona had creative input to other parts of the site, she is NOT responsible for putting together the sounds page. So don't thank her, thank Echo.

OH, I recognized her... *YOINK* What? NoIdon'thaveyourshirtdon'tbesilly... ------------------ ScottPhisto The Man-Slut of PLEBA Only $0.65 each!!! He's prettier than you think... Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto...

*Vampire Mode* *Nibble* Monaneck Monaneck love you Monaneck... ------------------ ScottPhisto The Man-Slut of PLEBA Only $0.65 each!!! He's prettier than you think... Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs...

*stumbles into thread late as HELL* Weeeeeeeeeellllll... Echo and I are going Saturday. We'll probably be up to our usuall hijinks beforehand, but we'd love to meet other PLEBAns... Sooooo...I'm gonna wear a really noticeable hat. A blue and white jester hat. So, if anyone sees a dude...