Recent content by Not George Lucas

I was looking through the archives of my web page, and I found an interesting little tidbit about who I am. I thought I would share it with you. This was written on August 30, 2001. Farewell. It's been fun.

Michael Moore is a liberal propaganda promoting prick who doesn't let little things like truth get in the way of his hate-spewing agenda. I want to cut off his balls and feed them to Rush Limbaugh.

Reimers. It's pronounced rhyme-rs. It's German. A lot of people think it's pronounced Reemers, and I'm fine with that, as long as it's spelled right. What I have a problem with is when people think it's Ramirez. WTF??

And propane accessories.

Shenanigans! Shenanigans!! I sincerely doubt the veracity of many of these stories. What are your sources? How were they verified?

I'm lazier than all y'all! I don't mute TV commercials because I don't wanna be bothered with the tremendous burden of de-muting the TV when the show comes back on.

I can digest an entire turtle shell. Wait. Not me. A crocodile.

He probably thought the baby wasn't sexy enough.

2 and a half inches.

I collect all things Star Wars. I have almost 200 loose 3 3/4" figures alone. I also have numerous vehicles, playsets, cards, store displays, books, CDs, videos, toy lightsabers, stuffed toys, watches, posters, and so on. I have an impressive commection. I also collect a lot of U2 stuff, but...

Yep! He's a real winner! Maybe he thought the kid wasn't sexy enough.

It is dark. Warm light bathes a spot in the front. Also Sprach Zarathustra begins to play as my casket (open) slowly rises up through the ground. The crowd gasps in amazament. Suddenly, the room lights up with colored lights moving all about as the theme from American Gladiator plays. The...

:eek: :no: Wow. Just wow.