Recent content by GrampsMagee

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I congratulate you, my fellow primate! After I ended my career as a pirate, I too worked. As a helper ape for a certain "bono-vox" -- Indeed I did! HAHAAHA! You must excuse me, I must go write my memoirs. I leave you with: *banana of good fortune!*

Young Josh, you are an ape too? HALLOA! Your elderly apey friend, Gramps Magee I leave you with: *banana of good fortune*

If you need an ape to lean on, I am here for you as well. Be warned! however, O be warned, my young fellow primate, that my apey hips are somewhat brittle, and may give way under the added pressure. *shake of my apey old head* Ah, what a Forum Title! My apey friend, take care. If you want to...

You impertinent whippersnappers! I am the most attractive primate the world has ever known! If only I could learn to operate this "camera" you all speak of, I would show you a thing or eleven! *maniacal apey laughter* I leave you, severally, with: *banana of "Fie on you, whippersnapper!" to...

There is a fine-looking she-ape in my new retirement community. I would like to ask her to travel the world with me, aboard my raft. All I can offer is my heart, the raft, some bananas, and occasional use of my barcalounger. My simple question is, how should I approach her? My heart was recently...

My apey friend, I must agree with our wandering companion. HAHAHAHA! *apey laughter* Although the Bruins possess some offensive prowess in the form of the healthy young apes Thornton and Murray, their defense is sorely lacking indeed. And the dastardly injury that has of late crippled young...

What the... My apey friends, you are insane! *various banana-flavoured psychoactive medications*

Ahh, my apey friends, how I have missed you! I am happy to say I have found a new job. I shall be roadie-ing on Bruce Springsteen's upcoming tour, so I fear that my posts shall go back to being of a more sporadic nature. And no, my apey friends, I cannot get you tickets. What can I give to you...

Though I have been absent for many long months, I do in fact consider myself a PLEBAn. My favourite band member is Bono, as he is the one who employed me as a helper ape and taught me to use the internet. That said and out of the way, I should like to ask you all for a bit of help. After sailing...

David Lee Roth is one of my fellow pirate apes. Ah yes, we had good times, good times indeed. Someday I shall tell you the story of how I was a part of the band, and was asked to leave... *banana of far-away look in my eyes* Oh my fellow primates, I am an old, old ape! *banana of geritol*

Actually, my apey friend, there was a charlie brown movie that was released in theaters, many long years ago. But alas, I forget its title However, it was animated. I do not at all approve of live-action "scooby doo" *banana of vengeance* I am sorry, my pirate ways have taken over...

Wait a moment, my human friends, was the banana nut question for me? Well, I shall answer anyway. As an elderly ape, my potassium needs have skyrocketed. Unfortunately there is no centrum silver ape formula. Therefore, I must eat at least one dozen bananas a day. I also, however, enjoy giving...

Ah, my human friend, are you referring to alteregos such as my apey self? I am a vehicle by which silliness is expressed, and I am just a fun old ape to be. I originated in a story, a story of a great escape of apes, a story that was never finished. But my overpolite demeanour, borderline...

It was a balmy summer evening, and a spirited party was taking place at the residence of Mr. Adam Clayton. I, being a very social ape and enjoying a party, invited myself. It was an incredibly rude act, and I am ashamed of it now... However, at the time, I offended a certain lady to whom he was...