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I had one of the best birthdays in recent memory, guys. Thanks for all your wishes!

He once killed a drifter just to get an erection. That's even worse. Arabian Pre-Packaged Bears stay fresher longer. There is nothing worse than a stale bear.

Sounds truly awful. I'll be there with bells on.

Same here. Phillyfan, just let go and let us happen to you.

Happy birthday, guys!

You know what else too much lager will do to you? Make you peeeee all night long.

I remember those guys. I remember the alamo.

Zedbetty, there is no way I am setting foot in your house until you clean up that mess!

Good times, guys.

I'll be there with bells on (or should I say, chains). I haven't forgotten about the chains, caisenema.

Happy birthday K! Welcome to my decade.

Notiti has been to Slovakia, as you can see from the related threads feature at the bottom of the page. She is both krunker than you and she has been to Slovakia, in 2002. I'm sure she'd just love to tell you all about it but she won't see this thread posted here, you'll have to bring it to her...

Yep.

Ooh, I've seen it, ang. Notiti's boyfriend bought me the first book when he was drunk off his ass in Sydney after the Hilltop Hoods show. He just decided that I must have it for some reason. Perhaps because he is originally from New Zealand and it has some sort of sentimental value for him...

Look, it's the German Akumbley Bekumbley!