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verte76 01-29-2004 05:09 PM

It's official # jerk in the library
 
So I got to work today and there were two freaking cop cars in the front. A notorious jerk was back; he harrassed us last week because the printer was screwed up. He'd been involved in a serious altercation with another patron today, harrassed two workers, :censored: :censored: and the cops busted him. I clutched my rosary while the head librarian went out with the f:censored:r and the cops.
I'm a bit dizzy. :mad: :mad: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored:

~LadyLemon~ 01-29-2004 06:38 PM

You're another library worker too?

:sexywink:

zoney! 01-29-2004 07:01 PM

hihihihihihihihi Metal detectors hihihihihihi
 
SAVE THE LIBRARIANS!

:sexywink:

verte76 01-29-2004 09:01 PM

Re: hihihihihihihihi Metal detectors hihihihihihi
 
Quote:

Originally posted by zoney!
SAVE THE LIBRARIANS!

:sexywink:

You're not kidding. It's my new political slogan. :wink: :wink:

~LadyLemon~ 01-29-2004 09:09 PM

:heart: yes :heart:

JessicaAnn 01-30-2004 08:35 AM

:yes: metal detectors :yes:

I sometimes feel like I need pepper spray to ward off the crazies when I go to the library.

Aralitia 01-30-2004 08:43 AM

There are no crazies at the libraries I go to.

verte76 01-30-2004 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aralitia
There are no crazies at the libraries I go to.
Are they hiring???

Aralitia 01-30-2004 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by verte76


Are they hiring???

Perhaps.

I want to work in the music library :drool:

verte76 01-30-2004 10:25 AM

I am going to start a "Save the librarians" web site.

Mr. BAW 01-30-2004 10:58 AM

Do you have a "Book Police"? :shifty:

Remember the Seinfeld episodes about "Bookman"? He wanted Jerry to return his copy of "Tropic of Cancer"..

In OC, there is no bookman but they sure hound the hell out of you by telephone recording until its returned....

"Hello, this is a courtesy call for (state your name) to return the book he/she checked out on (date)..." :yikes:

Ody 01-30-2004 11:10 AM

down with library jerks

and people who insist on talking in loud voices on cell phones in the library stacks.

verte76 01-30-2004 11:50 AM

There was a *murder* at another branch library in November of 2002. The :censored: got busted and is now in jail. Down with library jerks indeed.:madspit: :mad: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored:

nbcrusader 01-30-2004 12:55 PM

See what happens when you give free access to internet porn :sexywink:

meegannie 01-30-2004 01:15 PM

I wish I could be a librarian.

verte76 01-30-2004 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nbcrusader
See what happens when you give free access to internet porn :sexywink:
Actually it's illegal for patrons to look at Internet porn in the library. But that's not the easiest law in the world to enforce, not even with cops in the library.

nbcrusader 01-30-2004 01:17 PM

You wanna get free internet porn (with administrator privileges)?

zoney! 01-30-2004 01:20 PM

how how how
 
Quote:

Originally posted by nbcrusader
You wanna get free internet porn (with administrator privileges)?

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:uhoh:

verte76 01-30-2004 03:06 PM

Actually I want a branch of the Interplanetary UFO Library Defense Force to build a UFO landing pad in our parking lot to stop the attacks.:wink: :wink:

nbcrusader 01-30-2004 03:26 PM

What planet are librarians from?

verte76 01-30-2004 04:13 PM

We're from Planet Earth. For security reasons we're not allowed to disclose the Planetary origins of the UFO's involved. I started a site about the thing here.
https://scholar76.tripod.com/savethelibrarians/

nbcrusader 01-30-2004 04:15 PM

:eyebrow:


security reasons, eh? Is this some Patriot Act thing?

verte76 01-30-2004 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nbcrusader
:eyebrow:


security reasons, eh? Is this some Patriot Act thing?

No. The rumors from, uh, Saturn aren't true, but we *are* getting our UFO's *funded* by Jupiter. :silent: :silent: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored:

beli 01-30-2004 06:01 PM

Wow, we make jokes about Librarians at my work. (sorry). We have about 5 or 6 libraries on campus and we are guaranteed to get a phone call from at least one library a week with a really stupid safety question. Cant given examples unfortunately do to confidentiality reasons but really anal/obsessive compulsive type questions. It even got to the point of when we did our Myer Briggs test the facilitator gave us the handout for the Librarian personality type in an effort for us to understand them better. (sorry, Im sure you two are lovely people)

verte76 01-30-2004 06:03 PM

Oh, no, we have bad reps in the neighborhood. Damn. Must be those Saturnian rumor-mongerers again. :silent: :silent: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored:


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