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ABEL 01-25-2004 03:46 AM

ask a smart question, get a stupid answer...
 
you ask a smart question. then the next post says a stupid answer and in that same post the same poster asks another question.

(example: the person asking the question might ask something like: who invented cardboad? the next person would answer something like: mel gibson)





Q: why is the sky blue?

beli 01-25-2004 03:56 AM

Because pickled onions are brown.

Why is water wet?

~LadyLemon~ 01-25-2004 05:07 AM

Because all the snowy owls melted.



Why is Gwen Stefani so hot? :sexywink: :sexywink:

Angela Harlem 01-25-2004 07:53 AM

Because Gavin is really in love with me :mad:


How high is up?

pepokiss 01-25-2004 10:33 AM

so high that's right below zero


How does a key starts a car? :wave:

ABEL 01-25-2004 01:06 PM

little green aliens.


how does the internet work?

U2zoogirl 01-25-2004 02:44 PM

There's a monkey in your PC...

Why are we here??

beli 01-25-2004 03:45 PM

To feed the cats.

How big is big?

Aralitia 01-25-2004 04:00 PM

2 inches

Why do identical twins not have the same fingerprints?

beli 01-25-2004 04:03 PM

So they can use different forks.

Why are headphones 'phones'?

ABEL 01-25-2004 05:08 PM

because otherwise they'd be butt phones and that wouldn't be pretty.


how old does a parrot live to be?

beli 01-25-2004 05:32 PM

until its stuffed.

Why doesnt high bond tape stick to organic materials?

Aralitia 01-25-2004 06:01 PM

It's not high enough


Why do we cry when we are happy?

ABEL 01-25-2004 06:05 PM

because we'd look silly with flowerpots on our heads.


who invented the telephone?

beli 01-25-2004 06:06 PM

to ensure the mascara runs down our faces and really make us look like idiots.

Why is the earth round?

beli 01-25-2004 06:08 PM

Hey, it doesnt matter if we post at the same time. It doesnt make much of difference at all!:laugh:

ABEL 01-25-2004 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beli
Hey, it doesnt matter if we post at the same time. It doesnt make much of difference at all!:laugh:
big hats bring lots of fun.


why does it get cold in winter?

beli 01-25-2004 06:14 PM

because the trolls fell off the mountain.

How many children are sleeping on my lounge?

meegannie 01-25-2004 06:17 PM

when you can take the pebble from my hand, then you will know the answer.

why am I always thirsty?

Aralitia 01-25-2004 06:17 PM

As many as lived in the shoe

Why is it icy on the road here even if the road was gritted twice earlier.

beli 01-25-2004 06:20 PM

Because drinking grit cures hangovers

How many cats are in the hat?

ABEL 01-25-2004 06:29 PM

there are only bunnies.


how do you bake a cake?

beli 01-25-2004 06:34 PM

In a tissue box.

How many beats are there in a drum?

KhanadaRhodes 01-25-2004 06:40 PM

6.

why are there commercials?

beli 01-25-2004 06:45 PM

To keep the electrons warm.

Why do wasps hang around swimming pools?

ABEL 01-25-2004 07:07 PM

to keep them away from ducks.


why are there trees in a forest?

beli 01-25-2004 07:10 PM

To keep the dirt from falling off the planet.

Why does the rubbish truck come on Monday?

ABEL 01-25-2004 07:13 PM

so the tuna won't rot.

why do reality shows suck?

beli 01-25-2004 07:14 PM

Because Orlando Blooms not on 'em

Why does chockie taste so good?

ABEL 01-25-2004 07:25 PM

because it's green.


what causes lightening?

Mr. BAW 01-25-2004 07:45 PM

Bleach.



Why am I in this thread???

beli 01-25-2004 07:53 PM

because the umbrellas broken.

Why do weeds grow better than flowers?

Mr. BAW 01-25-2004 07:56 PM

Because you always hurt the ones you love..

Why are there too few people in on this???

beli 01-25-2004 07:58 PM

because the others are off trying to stay warm by the heat of baking turkeys.

Why is the sun shiney?

edge's girl 01-25-2004 08:45 PM

because my cat said so

why are there 4 hours of comercials and 6 minutes of movie?

ABEL 01-25-2004 09:33 PM

because monkeys like to sunbathe.


will they find signs of life on mars?

U2zoogirl 01-25-2004 09:38 PM

There's a rabbit baking rice cakes in the Moon

why the poles are so cold??

Mr. BAW 01-25-2004 09:39 PM

Only in Dallas.


Why does Coeur d' a lean?

ABEL 01-25-2004 09:44 PM

dallas
 
because fish ride bicycles.



what should i invest my money in?

DaveC 01-25-2004 09:47 PM

Because damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not an actor!!



Who shot JR?

ABEL 01-25-2004 09:59 PM

the parrot.


how big is milkyway galaxy?

oliveu2cm 01-25-2004 10:01 PM

small enough to be bottled.

Who invented time?

ABEL 01-25-2004 10:09 PM

the voices inside your head.


what is the tallest building in the world?

pepokiss 01-25-2004 11:50 PM

the one that's filed by japanese people

Why did Bill Gates invented Windows instead of ME ?

ABEL 01-26-2004 12:01 AM

because the chicken crossed the road.

what is the square root of 5671?

beli 01-26-2004 12:11 AM

apricots

Why do I exist?

BVS 01-26-2004 12:16 AM

To continue this thread.

Why can't I keep my eyes open when I sneeze?

ABEL 01-26-2004 12:47 AM

because you'll blow your brains out if your eyes are open when you sneeze.


why do marrinated mushrooms taste so good? :drool:

ILuvLarryMullen 01-26-2004 12:58 AM

because they are canned by swedish goat herders


Why is there never anything on tv even though i have a thousand channels?

ABEL 01-26-2004 01:03 AM

it's all George W's fault.


why do birds sing?


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