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IWasBored 01-27-2004 03:04 PM

becuase calamari is all squidy

how many violins are in the new york philharmonic?

beli 01-27-2004 03:55 PM

13 semiautomatics

Why does water have no taste?

Aralitia 01-27-2004 03:56 PM

The colour disappeared

Why does taking a nap make you feel more tired.

ABEL 01-27-2004 04:19 PM

because otherwise you'd be sleeping.

why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Aralitia 01-27-2004 04:24 PM

they feel like it

why do drinks always disappear so quickly when u have a straw

ABEL 01-27-2004 04:29 PM

because the straw has a hole in it.

what causes the aurora borealis?

bammo2 01-28-2004 03:00 AM

Fish and chips


Who ate all the pies?

ABEL 01-28-2004 09:14 PM

piglet did, which explains why he's bouncing in your sig.

why do pizza's come in a square box and not a round box?

beli 01-29-2004 05:27 AM

so the pizza can slide around in the box and most of the toppings can fall off in transit.

Why is a "g string" so called?

bammo2 01-29-2004 06:45 AM

because the A string on my violin snapped

Why do I have to go to work every day?

Tizer 01-29-2004 07:43 AM

42. (i think this answer covers most of the others too!)

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

ABEL 01-29-2004 02:53 PM

you were talking to me weren't you
 
only if you like sardines.

is there another word for synonym?

beli 01-29-2004 05:00 PM

Synonym = sardines.

Why dont blue irriadiated diamond retain radiation.

ABEL 01-29-2004 05:24 PM

because they're irritated.

if a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

PennyPyro 01-29-2004 07:47 PM

unemployed

Do your eyes hurt as much as mine?

therulz 01-29-2004 11:07 PM

No, but your fingers aren't in mine...



If we think something 'loud' enough can someone 'hear' it?

ABEL 01-30-2004 12:19 AM

only if you scream think it.

what are sun dogs?

Tizer 01-30-2004 02:56 AM

solar powered sausages

If i cut myself and nobody saw it, would it hurt?

cass 01-30-2004 03:09 AM

don't try this at home
 
unfortunately...yes

why do mosquitoes bite some people more than others?

Salome 01-30-2004 05:45 AM

because they bite hard


some people have made their hobby their work, can you also do the opposite?


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