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Danospano 01-27-2004 01:15 AM

You'd know if it was up yer ass!!!!!!

Where do babies come from?

ABEL 01-27-2004 02:39 AM

soda machines.

What is the meaning of life?

bammo2 01-27-2004 03:45 AM

Pamphlet


What colour is brown?

beli 01-27-2004 04:26 AM

Fire and Emergency evacuation posters

Why is it summer in the southern hemisphere when its winter in the northern hemisphere?

bammo2 01-27-2004 04:39 AM

Because Johnny Appleseed planted them



How do you bake a souffle?

ABEL 01-27-2004 05:07 AM

with truffles.

If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen?

bammo2 01-27-2004 05:52 AM

An armadillo would walk past

What is the point of cheese?

ABEL 01-27-2004 05:55 AM

so crackers don't feel neekid.


Why do ‘a fat chance’ and ‘a slim chance’ mean the same thing?

bammo2 01-27-2004 06:12 AM

Because weight is a relative issue

How long does it take to climb a hill?

ABEL 01-27-2004 06:16 AM

it depends on how many feet you have.

why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

bammo2 01-27-2004 06:40 AM

Because Penelope Pitstop said so


Whatever happened to Captain Caveman?

ABEL 01-27-2004 06:46 AM

piglet ate him.


if bushes were trees would the trees be falling?

bammo2 01-27-2004 06:50 AM

Only on a Tuesday


If what goes around comes around, does that make it a viscious circle?

ABEL 01-27-2004 06:55 AM

it makes milkshakes.

can you dream of having a dream?

bammo2 01-27-2004 07:04 AM

Only when you're awake

Have hippos got toenails?

ABEL 01-27-2004 02:08 PM

they like to use pink fingernail polish.


why are lemurs notcturnal?

IWasBored 01-27-2004 02:15 PM

because they're not daytournal

why is it so freaking cold outside?

ABEL 01-27-2004 02:44 PM

to keep the sky from falling.

what is time?

IWasBored 01-27-2004 02:56 PM

a secret only your clock can answer

why is macaroni and cheese so tasty?

edge's girl 01-27-2004 02:58 PM

to keeps the cats away


why can't today be the weekend?


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