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beli 01-26-2004 04:35 AM

because the lemur ate your appetite

Why do scientist want to take cyanide to Antartica?

Angela Harlem 01-26-2004 04:46 AM

because of those flamin' kids!

how far to tipperary? sp...

beli 01-26-2004 04:58 AM

Only my gggggggggggAunty Trassie knows.

Where has the light bulb that was in its socket out near the shallow end of my pool gone?

Angela Harlem 01-26-2004 05:15 AM

the dingo ate it.

why is everyone calling their sons jayden nowadays? is it the new john or something?
2 questions, sorry.

beli 01-26-2004 05:21 AM

because Wilga is a girls name.

What is that horrible noise?

Angela Harlem 01-26-2004 05:25 AM

its the sound of 2 worlds colliding

why does hmv suck arse?

beli 01-26-2004 05:28 AM

because Sanity sucks also and they competitive.

When does the tv ratings season start again? (gawd help me!)

Angela Harlem 01-26-2004 05:32 AM

um, tomorrow...i am making dates up here.

will sydney win the premiership this year?
:wink:

beli 01-26-2004 05:34 AM

No, The Rum Jungle will win.

The suns going down, should I get up and turn on the light?

Angela Harlem 01-26-2004 05:41 AM

only if you like your cake and to eat it too

whatever happened to allen's fruit burst lollies?

Salome 01-26-2004 05:44 AM

you ate them


why do we make the same mistakes again & again?

beli 01-26-2004 05:45 AM

Nestle b@#$tards bought the company.

Why is synthetic rope yellow?

Angela Harlem 01-26-2004 05:51 AM

so it is easily visible in the freshly fallen snow, whilst hiking in the desert.

why do nestle have to be such bitchcakes? i had cravings damnit.
:mad:

beli 01-26-2004 05:56 AM

Because profit is more important than sugar.

Why does Salomes name look like Salami when its dark?

Angela Harlem 01-26-2004 06:01 AM

its not just his name.
forgive me, the invitation was right there

why do people ask rhetorical questions?

Salome 01-26-2004 06:04 AM

they don't, you do


why is snow white?

Angela Harlem 01-26-2004 06:08 AM

cause she is virginal

boom tish
!

who are 'they'?
:grumpy:

beli 01-26-2004 06:12 AM

Ask Mulder.

Why have I got pizza for dinner?

Angela Harlem 01-26-2004 06:15 AM

because of your crustacean ancestry. prawns were never fit for pizza though, so this could be moot.

where did john lim disappear to?
:sad:

beli 01-26-2004 06:17 AM

Out the back near the swimming pool where the light doesnt work.

Why dont fish and chip shops sell those nice big brown pickled onions anymore?


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