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ABEL 01-25-2004 09:59 PM

the parrot.


how big is milkyway galaxy?

oliveu2cm 01-25-2004 10:01 PM

small enough to be bottled.

Who invented time?

ABEL 01-25-2004 10:09 PM

the voices inside your head.


what is the tallest building in the world?

pepokiss 01-25-2004 11:50 PM

the one that's filed by japanese people

Why did Bill Gates invented Windows instead of ME ?

ABEL 01-26-2004 12:01 AM

because the chicken crossed the road.

what is the square root of 5671?

beli 01-26-2004 12:11 AM

apricots

Why do I exist?

BVS 01-26-2004 12:16 AM

To continue this thread.

Why can't I keep my eyes open when I sneeze?

ABEL 01-26-2004 12:47 AM

because you'll blow your brains out if your eyes are open when you sneeze.


why do marrinated mushrooms taste so good? :drool:

ILuvLarryMullen 01-26-2004 12:58 AM

because they are canned by swedish goat herders


Why is there never anything on tv even though i have a thousand channels?

ABEL 01-26-2004 01:03 AM

it's all George W's fault.


why do birds sing?

ILuvLarryMullen 01-26-2004 01:04 AM

they want the cheese


why do i crave pez so?:drool:

Angela Harlem 01-26-2004 01:05 AM

to keep up appearances.

whats for dinner?

ABEL 01-26-2004 01:06 AM

because Larry is hot :combust:

why does the lemur in my sig seem to be staring at me?

ILuvLarryMullen 01-26-2004 01:09 AM

he craves human flesh

why are my lips chapped :mad:?

Angela Harlem 01-26-2004 01:14 AM

cos my answer above made no sense :der:

lol

why do fools rush in?

ABEL 01-26-2004 01:14 AM

because you eat too much pez :wink:

how far is it from the earth to the sun?

ILuvLarryMullen 01-26-2004 01:18 AM

3.14179 cubic centimeters squared.


why do i make so many typeos?

ABEL 01-26-2004 01:19 AM

because you eat too much pez.

why does angie always beat me with replies to this thread so that mine end up not making sense? :laugh:

EvilPezMinions 01-26-2004 01:24 AM

no sorry wrong :angry: :angry: :angry:


why do pez kick so much ass?

ABEL 01-26-2004 01:28 AM

because life savers candy are round.


why am i so lazy?


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