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beli 01-25-2004 06:20 PM

Because drinking grit cures hangovers

How many cats are in the hat?

ABEL 01-25-2004 06:29 PM

there are only bunnies.


how do you bake a cake?

beli 01-25-2004 06:34 PM

In a tissue box.

How many beats are there in a drum?

KhanadaRhodes 01-25-2004 06:40 PM

6.

why are there commercials?

beli 01-25-2004 06:45 PM

To keep the electrons warm.

Why do wasps hang around swimming pools?

ABEL 01-25-2004 07:07 PM

to keep them away from ducks.


why are there trees in a forest?

beli 01-25-2004 07:10 PM

To keep the dirt from falling off the planet.

Why does the rubbish truck come on Monday?

ABEL 01-25-2004 07:13 PM

so the tuna won't rot.

why do reality shows suck?

beli 01-25-2004 07:14 PM

Because Orlando Blooms not on 'em

Why does chockie taste so good?

ABEL 01-25-2004 07:25 PM

because it's green.


what causes lightening?

Mr. BAW 01-25-2004 07:45 PM

Bleach.



Why am I in this thread???

beli 01-25-2004 07:53 PM

because the umbrellas broken.

Why do weeds grow better than flowers?

Mr. BAW 01-25-2004 07:56 PM

Because you always hurt the ones you love..

Why are there too few people in on this???

beli 01-25-2004 07:58 PM

because the others are off trying to stay warm by the heat of baking turkeys.

Why is the sun shiney?

edge's girl 01-25-2004 08:45 PM

because my cat said so

why are there 4 hours of comercials and 6 minutes of movie?

ABEL 01-25-2004 09:33 PM

because monkeys like to sunbathe.


will they find signs of life on mars?

U2zoogirl 01-25-2004 09:38 PM

There's a rabbit baking rice cakes in the Moon

why the poles are so cold??

Mr. BAW 01-25-2004 09:39 PM

Only in Dallas.


Why does Coeur d' a lean?

ABEL 01-25-2004 09:44 PM

dallas
 
because fish ride bicycles.



what should i invest my money in?

DaveC 01-25-2004 09:47 PM

Because damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not an actor!!



Who shot JR?


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