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U2girl02 03-16-2004 04:15 PM

Because the thread had a curse on it and you broke it :wink:

Why does it have to snow today???

U2zoogirl 03-16-2004 08:10 PM

Because it is sunny here in Bogota!! :D
Why do we need money???

U2girl02 03-17-2004 11:40 PM

Because carrots don't grow on trees.

Why is Pride and Prejudice required reading in most schools??

beli 03-18-2004 04:49 PM

because if you didnt read it at school you would never read it and I sure teachers get a royalty for P&P, Mockingbird and Harold & Maude.

Why do all the bad things happen to the same one customer?

U2girl02 03-19-2004 01:30 PM

Because that one customer happened to get in the way of the Cashier God, who was attempting to smite a horrible customer next to him/her. :yes:

Why is grilled cheese so yummy?

beli 03-20-2004 06:49 PM

because the popped empty bubbles of nothing taste divine.

Why is it hot on the southern hemisphere when its cold on the north?

ABEL 03-20-2004 07:20 PM

it's all the pink elephant's fault.

why are there so many different kinds of lemurs if they only come from one place?

beli 03-20-2004 07:23 PM

because they kept inbreeding with quokkas.

Whats a lemur?

fah 03-21-2004 11:58 PM

The perfect wedding gift

What time is it?

U2girl02 03-22-2004 12:37 AM

A quarter past a week from last Tuesday, but only on a leap year.

Is it the weekend yet?

fah 03-22-2004 12:41 AM

Yes, but only in Hungary

What's for breakfast?

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