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beli 02-20-2004 05:16 PM

:lmao: Mullen-Girl

Because if healthcare paid for us there wouldnt be any money left for donuts.

Why do ducks drink chlorinated water from swimming pools?

IWasBored 02-20-2004 07:08 PM

because college students get drunk on weekends here

why does tv suck so much?

beli 02-21-2004 04:54 PM

because theres not enough nude scenes.

Why are CD's round?

cass 02-22-2004 09:08 PM

they were invented by the same person that invented pegs and he is still smarting about the old"you can't fit a square peg in a round hole" comment.

why does it take two to tango?

ABEL 02-23-2004 02:23 AM

because roses are red.

why do shrimp and lobsters turn orange-red when cooked?

beli 02-26-2004 02:35 AM

because their embarrased.

Why is nylon rope yellow?

U2girl02 02-26-2004 02:59 AM

Because if it were pink, all its friends would make fun of it.

Where did I put my English notebook?

ABEL 02-26-2004 10:48 AM

the dog ate it :wink:

how come the more i block sender on spam email, the more spam email i seem to get?

U2girl02 02-26-2004 12:27 PM

Because the baked beans are off and there's just spam, spam, spam, and spam. :sexywink:

Why a lemon?

beli 02-26-2004 04:47 PM

because pineapples are too prickly.

Why is a drop of water clear coloured but a 'gaggle' of droplets blue?

beli 03-15-2004 04:28 AM

because everyone forgot to play :sad:

Does Steve Waughs man fur count?

Salome 03-15-2004 05:55 AM

YES YES OH GOD YES !!!!!!!!!

why is the random thread still not dead yet?

beli 03-15-2004 06:01 AM

because the thread is waiting for the cricket forum to be opened so that the thread can be moved and die.

Why are there fruit flies on my monitor?

U2girl02 03-16-2004 12:45 AM

Because my daddy was a bankrobber.

Why hasn't my pet frog eaten in over a month?

theSoulfulMofo 03-16-2004 01:23 AM

It burps/croaks when it's full.

Why does this thread have only 2 stars?

bammo2 03-16-2004 03:39 AM

Because the stars fell from the sky

Can guinea pigs dance?

beli 03-16-2004 04:38 AM

only to AC/DC

Why are some freckles brown and some orange?

Salome 03-16-2004 05:00 AM

because oranges turn brown eventually

do you believe in a thing called love?

beli 03-16-2004 03:47 PM

I did. But know that Dread found a new planet its mucked up the star signs.

Why does coughing hurt the butt muscles?

joyfulgirl 03-16-2004 04:08 PM

Because Dread's new planet has also mucked up the butt.

Why have I never even once ventured into this thread until this moment?

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