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electrical storm 02-16-2004 05:50 PM


Originally posted by ABEL
what does plaintive mean?
expressive of suffering or woe :D

IWasBored 02-17-2004 12:20 AM

because bad weather sucks

why is there no question for me to answer

ABEL 02-17-2004 12:25 AM

because bad weather sucks :tongue:

why are some grapes green and some grapes purple?

IWasBored 02-17-2004 12:49 AM

because no one wanted to eat blue ones

who wants to get their lights knockd out?

ABEL 02-17-2004 01:26 AM

you do :tongue:

what does a translator translate?

IWasBored 02-17-2004 03:27 AM

a tranlslater translates translations to make them more translatable

what did i just see that made me think "i want to behead those people!"

ABEL 02-17-2004 10:48 AM

a head. :wink:

how do chameleons change color and know which color to change to?

beli 02-17-2004 05:18 PM

They eat coloured jubes and change into the complementary colour of the jube.

How can it be humid with no clouds?

cass 02-17-2004 11:41 PM

the clouds are actually just hiding behind that bush over there and having a good old laugh at all the over-heated people.

aww I heard a sad thing. It hit 50 degrees C the other day in Ivanhoe( western NSW)...all the chooks died of heat exhaustion.

Why does my new young chook lay her eggs whilst sitting on the perch and let them break onto the cement below?
second question..How can I teach her to get it right?

ABEL 02-18-2004 12:19 AM

blue cows.

why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

bammo2 02-18-2004 02:24 AM

fish sticks on toast

who put the colours in the rainbow?

cass 02-18-2004 01:42 PM

Smurfs on acid.

Can you sea turtles?

~*Buffalo*~ 02-19-2004 11:05 PM

No, but I can sea lions.

Why can't I drive on the wrong side of the road?

ME2U2 02-20-2004 12:33 AM

Because there's only one side left.

Who does my dog snore so loud?

cass 02-20-2004 01:33 AM

A dog's gotta do, what a dog's gotta do
i:e eat, fart, sleep and snore

I still LOVE the smart reply from the U2.com oracle to my very smart question
What is adam clayton's favourite dessert? ( u never know your luck):wink:
A:It's dog eat dog, but cat's like to lick...

:applaud: brilliant

Why do potatoes have eyes?

IWasBored 02-20-2004 01:59 AM

the better to see you with my dear

*cue the big bad wolf*

would you please forgive me?

ABEL 02-20-2004 02:43 AM

purple cabbage.

what is biomagnetism?

beli 02-20-2004 05:28 AM

Two sheep skin blankets sold by telemarketers.

What do computer monitors monitor?

ABEL 02-20-2004 10:54 AM


what causes computer monitors to flash when you look at them thru a video camera?

Mullen-Girl 02-20-2004 11:07 AM

They're flirting with you since you turn them on so much.

Why do we have to pay for healthcare?

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