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ABEL 02-05-2004 07:05 PM

because hair is color blind.

why does a small paper cut sometimes hurt more than a big gaping wound?

beli 02-06-2004 06:46 PM

because the smallest cut is the hurtest.

Why dont bank robbers rob banks with sheets of paper?

ABEL 02-07-2004 04:45 AM

because they'd make paper airplanes instead.

why does caffeine keep you awake?

beli 02-08-2004 03:51 AM

cause its paid to do that.

Why are there 3 little hairs on my big toe?

cass 02-08-2004 02:12 PM

this little hair went to market
this little hair stayed home
and the other three lobbed up to beli's place( cause they heard about the sardine festival). It sucked, so they decided to attach themselves to your toe and wait for what happens next

"three little hairs" by Bob Marley
don't worry, about a thing
'cause every little thing is gonna be alright

Why does the telephone always ring just as we sit down for a meal, no matter how much I vary the time or location?

beli 02-13-2004 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cass
and the other three lobbed up to beli's place( cause they heard about the sardine festival). It sucked, so they decided to attach themselves to your toe and wait for what happens next

:laugh:

Because the sardines are making the phone ring.

Why doesnt it rain even though its been overcast and humid for 3 days straight?

MrBrau1 02-13-2004 11:10 PM

Science.

How come the more I drink, the more I drink?

Mr. BAW 02-13-2004 11:37 PM

Its a never ending bottle....


Why don't we see dead birds along the streets or sidewalks? where do they go?

IWasBored 02-13-2004 11:38 PM

they know how to hail a cab

why is my phone ringing off the hook?

MrBrau1 02-13-2004 11:48 PM

Cause it's on the walls of bathroom stalls. sweet.

Why ask why?

IWasBored 02-14-2004 12:52 AM

cos there's people in the hall


what would you do if i sang out of tune?

ABEL 02-14-2004 01:01 AM

dance nekkid

what's an acronym?

IWasBored 02-14-2004 01:22 AM

something to dry your hair with


why is my alarm clock yellow and not strawberry (and do you get the joke? it's really lousy and lame)?

beli 02-14-2004 04:30 AM

because I ate all the strawberry alarm clocks. (yes, I got your joke.)

How come Keanu Reeves alarm clock in the Matrix movie set in the future is exactly the same model as my alarm clock that I have had for at least 15 years?

cass 02-14-2004 03:16 PM

hey beli, the phone rang when we were having dinner last night. I said
 
"it's the sardines"...no one got my joke....well our joke :hug::laugh:

because both your clocks are foxxed and you my dear, are waaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of your TIME.

where does Bono get his talent from?

beli 02-14-2004 05:16 PM

(I got the sardine joke, but then I was the idiot that went :sad: )

his hair (according to PLEBA)

Why dont trees get sunburnt?

ABEL 02-15-2004 01:58 PM

because trees make shade.

why does it snow here one day then it's 50 degrees F and sunny the next?

deep 02-15-2004 02:49 PM

so a snowball can have a chance

Where does Mel Gibson get all his passion?

jinn77 02-16-2004 02:46 PM

From Danny Glovers jock strap

Why do i have ass hair????

ABEL 02-16-2004 04:55 PM

because these are supposed to be smart questions :huh:

what does plaintive mean?


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