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IWasBored 02-03-2004 01:34 PM

stuff


why can't i open my windows?

cass 02-03-2004 04:14 PM

because during the night they built another MacDonald's, right hard up against your building....bastards.

How much wood would Woodburn burn if Woodburn would burn wood?


PS: I live near a town called Woodburn:combust:

beli 02-03-2004 04:52 PM

still not enough to get my old barbie going.

Why do things that are bad for you taste so good?

ABEL 02-03-2004 08:53 PM

because if they tasted bad people wouldn't buy them.


how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?

beli 02-03-2004 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ABEL
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?
Seven.

Whats a tootsie roll lollipop?

ABEL 02-04-2004 02:41 AM

candy on a stick.

why do monarch butterflies migrate?

beli 02-04-2004 03:08 AM

because they like starring in documentaries.

Why do cats drink from chlorine filtered swimming pools?

Tizer 02-04-2004 03:51 AM

because that's the way, aha aha, I like it, aha aha!


When will I see you again?

beli 02-04-2004 07:23 AM

No way, get f**cked, f**k off (sorry, Angels joke, probably doesn't translate well.)

How do weavils get inside sealed packets of dried pasta?

electrical storm 02-04-2004 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beli
How do weavils get inside sealed packets of dried pasta?
I googled this for you! HERE is a quick answer though!

Quote:

seems as if they start out as larvae when they are really small and get into the sealed packets BEFORE they are sealed :yuck:

ABEL 02-04-2004 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beli
No way, get f**cked, f**k off (sorry, Angels joke, probably doesn't translate well.)

How do weavils get inside sealed packets of dried pasta?

they follow the mice.

who invented the computer?

beli 02-04-2004 04:40 PM

Mr Abacus

Why did I ask the pasta/larvae question? (The answer was truely disgusting. :sick: )

cass 02-04-2004 05:18 PM

because weevils is evil and you don't want your pasta necklace ruined by the little blighters
any one with kids may have experienced the unique beauty of a pasta necklace...:)

who would you want to play you( and why?) if they made a rock opera about your life?
I just heard this question asked of Brian Moloko from Placebo.
He said Audrey Hepburn
:lmao:

beli 02-04-2004 05:24 PM

Brian Moloko from Placebo.

Why do my finger nails grow faster than my toe nails?

cass 02-04-2004 05:31 PM

:lmao: good answer...I'd want him to play me too :lmao:

it's the weevils again, they change the nutrient value of your pasta and it is more easily absorbed by your fingers
:eyebrow:

what is a jazz cigarette?
(something else Brian just referred to in the interview)

ABEL 02-04-2004 05:37 PM

a cigarette smoked only at a jazz club.


what time is it?

beli 02-04-2004 05:39 PM

A really slow burning one (unless its Dixieland jazz then its really fast and crappy)

If plastic is made from petroleum why is plastic so cheap and petrol so expensive?

beli 02-04-2004 05:40 PM

Time I learnt to type faster

How come I work in admin but my typing is always so slow in these threads?

ABEL 02-04-2004 06:23 PM

it's because of the blue crack :wink:

why are words that are sometimes spelled with an 'ed' on the end also spelled with a 't' on the end instead of the 'ed' (like spelt) ?

beli 02-05-2004 04:54 AM

To make international forums, such as this one, really difficult for people of different nationalities to understand.

Why does black hair turn grey with age, but blonde hair turns white?


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