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ABEL 02-01-2004 05:50 PM

lol cass...you can't answer your own questions
 
because the ants would crawl in your mouth.

why is the superbowl a 'bowl'?

cass 02-01-2004 05:56 PM

I was answering melon's Q: what is Whortense Wiffin? used the opportunity to vent
 
it is was originally awarded to the person with the "worst bad hair day of the year". the footy club was a bit short at the time and recycled.....:up:

can wild deer prang prongs?

ABEL 02-01-2004 06:00 PM

if a prong could be pranged then a wild deer could surely do it :wink:

what is the speed of light?

cass 02-01-2004 06:16 PM

it's the amount of time divided by the distance multiplied by the number of people waiting for the second keg to arrive at the party...minus a few bucks for petrol


why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

ABEL 02-01-2004 06:22 PM

because i have birdseed.

why do birds like birdseed?

Tizer 02-02-2004 03:52 AM

it's the MSG

my unborn child...is it a girl or a boy?

beli 02-02-2004 05:41 AM

Boy.

My unborn child, is it a girl or boy?

Tizer 02-02-2004 07:37 AM

Boy

Do I know you? :hmm:

ABEL 02-02-2004 11:43 AM

yes no maybe.

what is the molecular structure of caffeine?

beli 02-02-2004 03:23 PM

eVIL

What is the speed of dark?

ABEL 02-02-2004 11:59 PM

the opposite of the speed of light.

what is on the other side of a black hole?

IWasBored 02-03-2004 12:18 AM

more black home


what kind of breakfast do you prefer, panckaces or cereal?

Tizer 02-03-2004 02:59 AM

serial killers

Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?

ABEL 02-03-2004 03:05 AM

it was a one horned one eyed flying purple people eater.

what is infinity?

beli 02-03-2004 04:22 AM

how long it takes before the University Safety Personnel Meeting will finally end. :|

How does KFC get the gap between the skin and the chicken?

bammo2 02-03-2004 05:08 AM

By tapdancing the night away

Why does it always rain on me?

Tizer 02-03-2004 06:03 AM

Cos if it didn't, it would get laughed at.

What if Salome didn't shake it?

bammo2 02-03-2004 06:56 AM

Then cheese would become redundant


How many potatoes are there in a sack?

ABEL 02-03-2004 01:13 PM

the potatoes are out having a party.

why is the grass always greener on the other side?

MrBrau1 02-03-2004 01:20 PM

cause that's where the dog's been shitting.

What is the meaning of life?


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