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beli 02-01-2004 12:41 AM

rockmelon.

Why is your baby, MrBrau, staring at me?

MrBrau1 02-01-2004 12:44 AM

he's horny.

People are people, so why should it be, you and I should get along so awfuly?

beli 02-01-2004 12:49 AM

because my Tears for Fears cassette has been stuck in the tape drive for about 10 years now.

Whos butt is better - Kylie or J Lo?

ABEL 02-01-2004 01:13 AM

mine :sexywink: :flirt:

what is gold made of?

IWasBored 02-01-2004 01:20 AM

stuff


why am i talking to some moron about crappy bands at 2:20am?

MrBrau1 02-01-2004 01:24 AM

cause you suck.

Why am I answering questions from a guy talking to some moron about crappy bands at 2:20am?

ABEL 02-01-2004 01:54 AM

because chickens like to dance.

what is pi?

IWasBored 02-01-2004 01:56 AM

something scary


why does mr. brau still think i'm a guy?

ABEL 02-01-2004 01:59 AM

because the baby in his avatar is horny.

why are shooting stars called falling stars?

sharky 02-01-2004 10:41 AM

because calling them "shooting" stars means the terrorists have already won.

who will win the Missouri primary on Tuesday?

IWasBored 02-01-2004 12:34 PM

not arnold schwartzenager


why do i have to work tonigt?

ABEL 02-01-2004 12:39 PM

because i have to work today.

who's going to win the superbowl?

beli 02-01-2004 05:18 PM

the rockmelons, honey dews and watermelons, all in together thanks.

Why does pollen cause sneezing?

ABEL 02-01-2004 05:24 PM

because it gets stuck up your nose.

why does your heartbeat stop when you sneeze?

beli 02-01-2004 05:30 PM

because you need the electricity from the heart to power a sneeze.

Why do CDs have a hole in the middle? (See ya ABEL, Im off to work now)

Bonochick 02-01-2004 05:37 PM

Because a circular piece is missing.

Why do light bulbs get hot?

ABEL 02-01-2004 05:38 PM

eek BC beat me :edit:
 
so they don't get cold ( :wave: cya beli )

how does a scanner convert an image on paper into a digital image to your computer?

melon 02-01-2004 05:45 PM

Your mom.

If Britney is virginal and Xtina is a whore, then what is Whortense Wiffin?

Melon

cass 02-01-2004 05:46 PM

it's a descendant from the over-worked bird Fred Flinstone used to copy images....you should put bird-seed inside your scanner every now and then.

why can't we all live at the beach?

cass 02-01-2004 05:48 PM

a rich old dame with a house at the beach.....probably!:madspit:

why shouldn't you speak with your mouth fulL?


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