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beli 01-31-2004 03:06 AM

prang = crash (Is that Aussie slang, then? Gawd, dont tell me I actually got you lot back - and without even trying :lmao: )

Why dont cantelopes prang into each other?

(Oh, I just looked prang up and the POMs say it too. Bugger :| )

ABEL 01-31-2004 03:31 AM

because they'd rather elope. :sexywink:

are tomatoes a fruit or vegetable?

beli 01-31-2004 03:35 AM

Tomatoes are a Spanish projectile.

Why does the Shire Council plant trees in the middle of the road thereby obscuring driving sight?

ABEL 01-31-2004 03:41 AM

to make more money.

why does your (beli's) avatar seem to be staring at me?

beli 01-31-2004 03:44 AM

Because its actually a renaissance painting and as we all know the mark of a good painting is in the eyes follow you around the room.

Why does your (ABELs) signature seem to be staring at me and picking its teeth with its wing/claw?

ABEL 01-31-2004 03:52 AM

just to torment you cuz your avatar is staring at me :wink: :p

why is this thread still only rated 2 stars?

beli 01-31-2004 03:57 AM

Because theres only two stars in it - you and me :wink:

Why do the mulberry trees produce more mulberries if you dont water the trees?

(Gotta go have dinner now, seeya, its been fun :wave: )

ABEL 01-31-2004 04:02 AM

because they're dehydrated.

what is beli having for dinner? :wink:

beli 01-31-2004 05:54 AM

Huge hunk of steak with a slab of avacado on top from the Hogs Breath (I think its an American chain).

What is ABEL having for breakfast?

ABEL 01-31-2004 01:36 PM

lunch. :wink:

who invented the internet?

beli 01-31-2004 04:43 PM

Leonardo Di Vinci

Where do the battleships that get sucked into the Bermuda Triangle go?

ABEL 01-31-2004 06:02 PM

saltybraineater eats them.

what is the tallest mountain in the world?

beli 01-31-2004 06:06 PM

The dishes in my sink.

If we can have a microwave oven to heat up food, why cant we have an anti-microwave oven to cool down food?

ABEL 01-31-2004 09:53 PM

because anti-matter would cause the world to blow up.

why is no one else replying in this thread?

beli 01-31-2004 10:28 PM

because their all off trying to find scary animals for their avatars/signatures.

Why is there always singing in Disney movies?

ABEL 01-31-2004 10:48 PM

because mice like to dance.

what causes a solar eclipse?

beli 01-31-2004 10:55 PM

Fans waiting for the new U2 album. :|

Why doesnt a two legged table stand up?

ABEL 01-31-2004 11:20 PM

because it only has 2 legs.

what is global warming?

beli 02-01-2004 12:16 AM

People turning on too many of those electric world globes at once.

How come you can leave the fridge turned on all the time but the oven overheats if left on?

MrBrau1 02-01-2004 12:36 AM

So you don't waste gas.

Pull my finger?

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