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ABEL 01-30-2004 06:23 AM

only if you drink coffee.

why am i still awake at 6:30a.m.?

Tizer 01-30-2004 06:38 AM

because you only drink coffee

What would you rather bee or a wasp?

ABEL 01-30-2004 03:20 PM


why isn't a hamburger made of ham?

nbcrusader 01-30-2004 03:37 PM

Because pigs are smarter than cows.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

edge's girl 01-30-2004 06:36 PM


if a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound?

beli 01-30-2004 06:38 PM

Only when it hits a rabbit.

Why doesnt natural gas naturally smell?

ABEL 01-30-2004 07:00 PM

because that wouldn't be natural.

why is george bush president?

beli 01-30-2004 07:05 PM

Because Ozzy Osbourne wasnt in the running.

What is the coloured stuff on the outside of M & Ms made of?

pepokiss 01-30-2004 08:06 PM


What's tofu?

beli 01-30-2004 08:14 PM

A tutu for boys.

Why is the middle traffic light amber?

ABEL 01-30-2004 10:39 PM

because red and green were already used.

why is mars red?

cass 01-30-2004 10:44 PM

I've been listening to travis
wouldn't you be if you were laid in public?

oh hang on
that's a brick

why does it always rain on me?

beli 01-30-2004 10:46 PM

Its not, its pale brown, especially in the 1989 joint USA/USSR framed poster I have hanging on my wall. (oops, thats a serious answer).

Has James Doohan been to Mars? (silly question to make up for my serious answer)

beli 01-30-2004 10:48 PM

oops simultaneous post, again.

cass 01-30-2004 11:25 PM


yes ..and he signed his name in the snow.

where do find comfortable shoes?

beli 01-30-2004 11:31 PM

SpongeBob Square Pants gives them away.

Why do mirrors reflect images?

ABEL 01-31-2004 12:49 AM

Re: I've been listening to travis

Originally posted by cass
wouldn't you be if you were laid in public?

:lmao: cass!!!

ABEL 01-31-2004 12:50 AM


Originally posted by beli
SpongeBob Square Pants gives them away.

Why do mirrors reflect images?

to scare vampires.

why do things filled with helium float?

beli 01-31-2004 02:22 AM

So that Hollywood can make movies with exploding Germans.

Why doesnt the sea breeze and the desert air prang into each other and cause a wall of wind?

ABEL 01-31-2004 02:59 AM

because i don't even know what prang means.

what does prang mean?

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