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ABEL 01-25-2004 03:46 AM

ask a smart question, get a stupid answer...
you ask a smart question. then the next post says a stupid answer and in that same post the same poster asks another question.

(example: the person asking the question might ask something like: who invented cardboad? the next person would answer something like: mel gibson)

Q: why is the sky blue?

beli 01-25-2004 03:56 AM

Because pickled onions are brown.

Why is water wet?

~LadyLemon~ 01-25-2004 05:07 AM

Because all the snowy owls melted.

Why is Gwen Stefani so hot? :sexywink: :sexywink:

Angela Harlem 01-25-2004 07:53 AM

Because Gavin is really in love with me :mad:

How high is up?

pepokiss 01-25-2004 10:33 AM

so high that's right below zero

How does a key starts a car? :wave:

ABEL 01-25-2004 01:06 PM

little green aliens.

how does the internet work?

U2zoogirl 01-25-2004 02:44 PM

There's a monkey in your PC...

Why are we here??

beli 01-25-2004 03:45 PM

To feed the cats.

How big is big?

Aralitia 01-25-2004 04:00 PM

2 inches

Why do identical twins not have the same fingerprints?

beli 01-25-2004 04:03 PM

So they can use different forks.

Why are headphones 'phones'?

ABEL 01-25-2004 05:08 PM

because otherwise they'd be butt phones and that wouldn't be pretty.

how old does a parrot live to be?

beli 01-25-2004 05:32 PM

until its stuffed.

Why doesnt high bond tape stick to organic materials?

Aralitia 01-25-2004 06:01 PM

It's not high enough

Why do we cry when we are happy?

ABEL 01-25-2004 06:05 PM

because we'd look silly with flowerpots on our heads.

who invented the telephone?

beli 01-25-2004 06:06 PM

to ensure the mascara runs down our faces and really make us look like idiots.

Why is the earth round?

beli 01-25-2004 06:08 PM

Hey, it doesnt matter if we post at the same time. It doesnt make much of difference at all!:laugh:

ABEL 01-25-2004 06:12 PM


Originally posted by beli
Hey, it doesnt matter if we post at the same time. It doesnt make much of difference at all!:laugh:
big hats bring lots of fun.

why does it get cold in winter?

beli 01-25-2004 06:14 PM

because the trolls fell off the mountain.

How many children are sleeping on my lounge?

meegannie 01-25-2004 06:17 PM

when you can take the pebble from my hand, then you will know the answer.

why am I always thirsty?

Aralitia 01-25-2004 06:17 PM

As many as lived in the shoe

Why is it icy on the road here even if the road was gritted twice earlier.

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