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GrampsMagee 06-08-2003 04:43 PM

An Old Ape Requires Advice...
There is a fine-looking she-ape in my new retirement community. I would like to ask her to travel the world with me, aboard my raft. All I can offer is my heart, the raft, some bananas, and occasional use of my barcalounger. My simple question is, how should I approach her? My heart was recently broken by the deceptive Apetta (*coconut of vengeance* to she!) and I spent the last few months in various "Re-hab" facilities and hospitals. My fellow primates, what is an ape to do!?

Best Wishes and *banana of good fortune*,

Gramps Magee

*BOOMCHAA!* 06-08-2003 07:51 PM


bluephisto 06-08-2003 10:44 PM

I say go for it.

I mean just because ONE ape broke your heart, that doesn't mean ALL apes are going to break it!

Trust me ... I know about these things.


Kristie 06-09-2003 03:58 PM

I agree with Bluey the Wise.

WildeIrish796 06-09-2003 04:02 PM

I agree as well, there are plenty of other apes in the sea...wait that's not how the saying goes! O_o :shifty: :eyebrow:

Lemon Meringue 06-10-2003 02:57 PM

Offer her a banana bouquet. But don't fling any poo at her. :shame:

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