from the left to the extreme right: me
 

ive grown tired of being left wing, after being right wing for most of my life.

i will now resort to extreme intolerancy of others, and hope that you all will follow my example.

i will provide a new aspect this forum has not had: a far right voice of unreason.

explain how you will deal with me, because it will be useless. i only listen to myself nowadays. i laugh at you.

you are all fools.

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*does not condone nazism

i should also point out that i was tired of being left wing because it simply wasnt sexy enough.

not enough glamour, ritz, pazzaz even.

i hope you understand my sudden shift.

be
your
S
E
L
F.

DB9

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AIM= diamondbruno9

as some of you will already have noticed, i began my intimidation tactics last night with my bashing of zooropamanda and zoomerangII.

i will continue along these lines.

it is of most significance that they be squashed like bugs under a big boot.

arogancy is also key in me conquering interland.

TEST

Are you talking about how you think that you are the only one entitled to have "zoo" in your name, even though zoomerang is a matter of cultural identity for the Australian U2 fans?

yes bama, though it is only me warming up.

i will make it no secret that in due time if salome isnt banned, then i want to be removed.

we cannot co-exist.

*goes off and about electioneering

*throws leaflets on the streets warning the people of the horrible dangers the "zoo's" and "salome's" possess.

there will be a vote, and i will lose terribly because i hate everyone here. well, at least foray anyway.

anyone interested should email me at beatricemilk@hotmail.com if they are interested in being my pr person (propaganda head) or a staunch allied partner.

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after years of waiting, nothing came.

[This message has been edited by Zoomerang96 (edited 05-18-2002).]

agitprop?

Freak.

Yes.

FYM=Looney Bin?

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You have fairly generic bunions. --my podiatrist, 4-11-02

deathbear:

Don't let this get to your head, because everyone knows that you are not as cool as The Wanderer, but in this particular thread, you remind me of a Johnny Cash song, "The One On The Left Is On The Right:"

There once was a musical troupe
A pickin' singin' folk group
They sang the mountain ballads
And the folk songs of our land

They were long on musical ability
Folks thought they would go far
But political incompatibility led to their downfall

Well, the one on the right was on the left
And the one in the middle was on the right
And the one on the left was in the middle
And the guy in the rear was a Methodist

This musical aggregation toured the entire nation
Singing the traditional ballads
And the folk songs of our land
They performed with great virtuosity
And soon they were the rage
But political animosity prevailed upon the stage

Well, the one on the right was on the left
And the one in the middle was on the right
And the one on the left was in the middle
And the guy in the rear burned his driver's license

Well the curtain had ascended
A hush fell on the crowd
As thousands there were gathered to hear The folk songs of our land
But they took their politics seriously
And that night at the concert hall
As the audience watched deliriously
They had a free-for-all

Well, the one on the right was on the bottom
And the one in the middle was on the top
And the one on the left got a broken arm
And the guy in the rear, said, "Oh dear"

Now this should be a lesson if you plan to start a folk group
Don't go mixin' politics with the folk songs of our land
Just work on harmony and diction
Play your banjo well
And if you have political convictions keep them to yourself

Now, the one on the left works in a bank
And the one in the middle drives a truck
The one on the right's an all-night deejay
And the guy in the rear got drafted

~U2Alabama

Being an extreme leftist or going ultra-right conservative is boring. https://forum.interference.com/u2feed...ons/icon23.gif

If you really wanna be hip, don't let politics decide your idiosyncracies.

And if you wanna be cool, try being something in the middle of extrem left or right. This gives you the luxury of flip-flopping on a moment's notice on a topic, and going with whatever suits you on a given day. This is the one time where being wishy-washy can be trend-setting.

But if you want to be a geeky right-winger. Go for it. We'll just add you to the list of people we ignore.

*says prayer for the clearly departed and once happening deathbear.

zoomerang666! The answer is buffalo-wings.

FYM doesn't have to be serious all the time.


zooforay

my only concern and hope is that this ends similarly to dr strangelove

i need everyones support.

i trust you will all follow me blindly and just do as i say.

its very simple.

i trust i can rely on your vote.

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after years of waiting, nothing came.

I am interested in being your pr person

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

Ah, what the hell. I have nothing to do today.

*follows bear in scene eerily reminiscent of Jerri Blank following cult girl in "Strangers with Candy" episode.


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Let's pray for something
To feel good in the morning

wonderful news popodular!

i am greatful to have you on my side, you definately possess magnificent charm, charisma and unabashed beauty. by you following me, it will certainly create more opportunities for other sassy ladies to join as well as loney boys looking for a good time.

but i wont let them harass you.

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after years of waiting, nothing came.

?????

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[This message has been edited by whammy (edited 05-21-2002).]

hmm

im gonna start posting in all your threads to prove that we can coexist

Hurrah!! https://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/wink.gif

Didnt 80s already setup a political party?