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elevatedmole 11-22-2001 10:57 PM

U2 MASH
 
(MASH = Mansion Apartment Shack House)

From https://mash.dork.nu

You live in a Mansion.
You're married to Bono.
You drive a Corvette.
Your car is the color silver.
You live in the state Dublin.
Your honeymoon is Dublin.
Your occupation is a sock-washer.
You have this many kids: 70 (40 male; 30 female).

Edit: Sorry Ana! I accidentally spelled it 'mask' instead of 'mash'. https://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/wink.gif

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it's no secret that a liar won't believe anyone else

[This message has been edited by elevatedmole (edited 11-22-2001).]

Ana 11-22-2001 11:07 PM

i CANT OPEN THE BLOODY SITE!!!
https://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/mad.gif

is it correct elevatedmole?

Echo 11-22-2001 11:08 PM

Hmmm...according to this, I'm gonna marry Bono, become a singer, live in a shack and drive a moped.

No kids though. WOO HOO!

The results section is so depressing because first they tell you what you DON'T get.

Your honeymoon is not Dublin.
You're not married to Edge.
You don't live in a Mansion.
Your occupation is not a Writer.
You don't drive a Thunderbird.


Make me CRY, why don't ya!?

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*Echo the Pimpstress*
Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!


"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Admit it. You got a stiffy." - Edge


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

J-Tree 11-22-2001 11:21 PM

LMAO!

This is hilarious... but the beginning is heartbreaking:

You don't live in the state Calgary, AB.
You're not married to Adam Clayton.
Your occupation is not a concert photographer.
Your car is not the color Blue.
You don't live in a House.
You don't have this many kids: 3.
Your honeymoon is not Dublin, Ireland.
Your car is not the color Silver.
You don't drive a Aston Martin DB7.
You don't drive a VW Golf.
You don't live in the state New York, NY.
Your occupation is not a journalist.
You're not married to Billy Duffy.
Your honeymoon is not Sydney, Australia.
You don't live in a Shack.
You don't live in a Mansion.
You don't have this many kids: 0.

Final Results:
You live in a Apartment.
You're married to John Taylor.
You drive a BMW Z8.
Your car is the color Black.
You live in the state London, England.
Your honeymoon is Athens, Greece.
Your occupation is a Bassist.
You have this many kids: 2 (0 male; 2 female).


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Hey Nico, stay strong in this world.
My girl, ignore their cold words.
The song of your heart's so true, the sai is a way for you.
Hey Nico, stay strong in this world, my girl.


SlipStream Soul

Can'tSeeOrBeSeen 11-22-2001 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ana:
i CANT OPEN THE BLOODY SITE!!!
https://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/mad.gif

is it correct elevatedmole?

It won't work for me either!!!!!!!!


MissVelvetDress 11-22-2001 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Can'tSeeOrBeSeen:
It won't work for me either!!!!!!!!


it won't open b.c. is should be:
www.mash.dork.nu/

Can'tSeeOrBeSeen 11-23-2001 12:03 AM

Yay!!!!!!!! Thanks. It worked!

You live in a Mansion.
You're married to Bono.
You drive a Harley.
Your car is the color gold.
You live in the state new york.
Your honeymoon is Ireland.
Your occupation is a photographer.
You have this many kids: 4 (2 male; 2 female).


I'm so happy!!! I'm married to Bono!



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"Never trust a man who tells you it's from the heart, never trust a man smoking a cigar, never trust a cowboy or a man who wears shades..." - Bono

"I would certainly consider myself to be one of the inventors of the mullet."
- Bono

Ana 11-23-2001 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissVelvetDress:
it won't open b.c. is should be:
www.mash.dork.nu/

Af feck it! still not working for me https://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/mad.gif https://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/frown.gif

Bonochick 11-23-2001 07:45 AM

Well, I'm not marrying my fiance, apparently...and I'll still be driving a Beretta! *lol*

You live in a House.
You're married to Edge.
You drive a Beretta.
Your car is the color Red.
You live in the state New York.
Your honeymoon is Jamaica.
Your occupation is a Computer Programmer.
You have this many kids: 2 (2 male; 0 female).


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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

mrsmullen 11-23-2001 09:25 AM

perfect!

You live in a Apartment.
You're married to larry.
You drive a passat.
Your car is the color silver.
You live in the state washington.
Your honeymoon is dublin.
Your occupation is a rock stars wife.
You have this many kids: 1 (1 male; 0 female).

alison



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It doesn't matter what songs we sing. I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me. - Larry

WildHonee 11-23-2001 10:02 AM

https://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/frown.gif I can't get it to open either...

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

elevatedmole 11-23-2001 10:13 AM

I fixed the URL in my original post but apparently no one noticed. Anyway, try mash.dork.nu instead of www.mash.dork.nu -- that might help.

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it's no secret that a liar won't believe anyone else

Gina Marie 11-23-2001 10:28 AM

Yes, I LOVE this! https://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/biggrin.gif

You are married to Larry.

You live in a house.

You drive a black Mercedes.

You live in Hawaii.

You honeymoon in Maui.

Your occupation is a masseuse(well, I think I'd 'work' only for HIM https://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/wink.gif )

You have no kids.

WildHonee 11-23-2001 12:29 PM

You live in a House.
You're married to Larry.
You drive a Giraffe.
Your car is the color blue.
You live in the state Frottage Cottage.
Your honeymoon is Bono's house.
Your occupation is a Bruce Springsteen.
You have this many kids: 8 (4 male; 4 female).
WOO!!!!!! Blue Giraffe and 8 kids with Smooth Criminal!

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

blueeyes 11-23-2001 12:44 PM

Here is my NON future....
You don't drive a Ferrarri.
Your honeymoon is not Vegas.(sob)
You don't live in a Apartment.
You don't live in the state Germany.
You don't live in a Shack.
Your honeymoon is not China.
Your car is not the color Gold.
You don't drive a Porsche.
You don't live in the state France.
You don't live in a Mansion. (where did I go wrong?)
You don't have this many kids: 9.
You're not married to Jtree bono.
You don't have this many kids: 7.
Your occupation is not a Rockstar.(NOOO!)
You're not married to Macphisto. (NOOOOOO!)
Your car is not the color Red. (NOOOO!)
Your occupation is not a Writer.


Here is what DOES happen to me:
You live in a House.
You're married to The Fly.
You drive a Bentley.
Your car is the color Black.
You live in the state England.
Your honeymoon is The Alps.
Your occupation is a Surgeon.
You have this many kids: 10 (7 male; 3 female). (WHOA!)

LOL...man.I'm married to The Fly and I have 10 kids!? What is doesn't say is that I run screaming!
-Bluey


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*97% Compatible with Mona!*
Bluephisto

blueeyes 11-23-2001 12:49 PM

Sorry still horrified and traumatized at the thought of having ten kids with The Fly....DEAR GOD!!!!
What it also doesn't say is that I have a nanny who takes care of all of them for me, and I still see a lot of Macphisto https://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/smile.gif.
There, all better. I can stop hyperventillating into a paper bag.
Breathe in, breathe out...
-bluey

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*97% Compatible with Mona!*
Bluephisto

WildHonee 11-23-2001 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Your occupation is a masseuse(well, I think I'd 'work' only for HIM https://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/wink.gif )

You have no kids.

!!!!!! Lol I seriously DOUBT that lack of children... https://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/wink.gif


Mullen-Girl 11-23-2001 12:56 PM

LMAO this is mine

You live in a House.
You're married to Larry.
You drive a Jetta.
Your car is the color silver.
You live in the state New York.
Your honeymoon is Dublin.
Your occupation is a Model.
You have this many kids: 3 (3 male; 0 female).


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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
https://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

blueeyes 11-23-2001 12:57 PM

*THIS IS MUCH BETTER!!!! Except, I', not married to my bf...awww*
To explain the states...I am taking way too many science classes and that's what entered my empty little head.

*What doesn't happen*
Your honeymoon is not Mona's house.
You don't live in the state Liquid.
Your car is not the color Invisible.
You don't drive a A Limo.
Your car is not the color Super sparkly gold. (damn.)
Your occupation is not a Muse.
You don't live in a House.
Your occupation is not a Mona's Parole Officer. (double damn)
Your honeymoon is not Vegas.
You don't live in a Apartment.
You don't live in the state Gaseous.
You don't live in a Mansion.
You don't drive a Tricycle.
You don't have this many kids: 9.
You're not married to Brian. (awww, poor sweetie!)
You're not married to Paul McGuinness. (YES! I dodged the bullet!)
You don't have this many kids: 8.

Here's what DOES happen:
Final Results (still standing)
You live in a Shack. (but I bet it's really nice!)
You're married to Mr. Macphisto. (WHEE!)
You drive a A Wheelbarrel. (LOL)
Your car is the color Gold.
You live in the state Solid. (That makes things easier)
Your honeymoon is The Galapagos Islands.
Your occupation is a Male Model. (what the HELL?)
You have this many kids: 6 (2 male; 4 female). (better than 10!)

So...I'm married to Macphisto with 6 kids. We had our romantic honeymoon in the Galapagos Islands (site of Darwin's work on evolution) and we live in a shack (With 6 kids!?). I'm a male model who drives a gold wheelbarrel. Still, better than last time! But I really wanted to be Mona's parole officer. Oh dear, I smell a silly play coming up.
-Bluey


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*97% Compatible with Mona!*
Bluephisto

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Can'tSeeOrBeSeen 11-23-2001 01:24 PM


LOL!!! These are too Funny!!!

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"Never trust a man who tells you it's from the heart, never trust a man smoking a cigar, never trust a cowboy or a man who wears shades..." - Bono

"I would certainly consider myself to be one of the inventors of the mullet."
- Bono


[This message has been edited by Can'tSeeOrBeSeen (edited 11-23-2001).]


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