Ask the asshole?
 

I understand that being an asshole doesn't distinguish me from 98% of the rest of you, but I'm very self aware, so ask away.

Dear Gab, oh.

Um, Dalton, why didn't you go to College?

Well, my original plan was to go to college. Actually, that's why I got my job at McDonalds - to raise money for school. But during my 5th year of high school the manager told me that if I kept working the fry machine they way I did, that I would probably become a manager some day. Do you know that they let managers have mustaches?

Let's just say that I really understand when high school basketball players skip college to go straight to the NBA. Why go to college if they are gonna offer you the world without it.

What's the square root of 49?

Internet porn?

What was prison like?

This should be moved. Not really FYM material. Kinda pointless, really.





















Wait, this is act the asshole, right?

Battlestar Galactica or Roadhouse, which one is more politically insightful?

Re: Ask the asshole?
 

Hey Asshole,

Your individual portion of the national debt is $40,000.

When are you going to pay up?

when you burp, is it really a fart?

You have a smelly asshole



:reject:

What is the best C Thomas Howell movie?

Cold if you have a thin cell mate, warm if you have a heavy one.

Roadhouse stars both Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot. Together they make up two thirds of the Holy Trinity of Cinema Badassery. Do you think they care about political insightfulness?

They leave that for virgins to discuss.

Re: Re: Ask the asshole?
 

I've gotta overcome this addiction to crank first.

I approach bodily functions the same way that I approach sex ... no foreplay. When I have to fart, I jump right to shitting.

This is not a questions, vag.

I believe he has only been in one movie: Red Dawn. That's a pretty good track record since its the greatest movie ever made.

Fuckin' Cubans.

Frankly I'm shocked that this hasn't taken off.

I thought everyone in this forum really liked assholes? :shrug:

***desperately trying to whip out the gay humor but is failing ... failing ... failing ...***