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Dalton 01-25-2008 05:11 PM

Ask the asshole?
 
I understand that being an asshole doesn't distinguish me from 98% of the rest of you, but I'm very self aware, so ask away.

No spoken words 01-25-2008 05:14 PM

Dear Gab, oh.

Um, Dalton, why didn't you go to College?

Dalton 01-25-2008 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by No spoken words
Dear Gab, oh.

Um, Dalton, why didn't you go to College?

Well, my original plan was to go to college. Actually, that's why I got my job at McDonalds - to raise money for school. But during my 5th year of high school the manager told me that if I kept working the fry machine they way I did, that I would probably become a manager some day. Do you know that they let managers have mustaches?

Let's just say that I really understand when high school basketball players skip college to go straight to the NBA. Why go to college if they are gonna offer you the world without it.

phillyfan26 01-25-2008 05:41 PM

What's the square root of 49?

Dalton 01-25-2008 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phillyfan26
What's the square root of 49?

Internet porn?

No spoken words 01-25-2008 06:05 PM

What was prison like?

Diemen 01-25-2008 06:07 PM

This should be moved. Not really FYM material. Kinda pointless, really.





















Wait, this is act the asshole, right?

BVS 01-25-2008 06:10 PM

Battlestar Galactica or Roadhouse, which one is more politically insightful?

MrBrau1 01-25-2008 09:11 PM

Re: Ask the asshole?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Dalton
I understand that being an asshole doesn't distinguish me from 98% of the rest of you, but I'm very self aware, so ask away.
Hey Asshole,

Your individual portion of the national debt is $40,000.

When are you going to pay up?

Irvine511 01-25-2008 09:12 PM

when you burp, is it really a fart?

vaz02 01-26-2008 01:29 AM

You have a smelly asshole



:reject:

U2DMfan 01-26-2008 02:28 AM

What is the best C Thomas Howell movie?

Dalton 01-26-2008 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by No spoken words
What was prison like?

Cold if you have a thin cell mate, warm if you have a heavy one.

Dalton 01-26-2008 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BonoVoxSupastar
Battlestar Galactica or Roadhouse, which one is more politically insightful?

Roadhouse stars both Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot. Together they make up two thirds of the Holy Trinity of Cinema Badassery. Do you think they care about political insightfulness?

They leave that for virgins to discuss.

Dalton 01-26-2008 11:37 AM

Re: Re: Ask the asshole?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by MrBrau1


Hey Asshole,

Your individual portion of the national debt is $40,000.

When are you going to pay up?


I've gotta overcome this addiction to crank first.

Dalton 01-26-2008 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Irvine511
when you burp, is it really a fart?

I approach bodily functions the same way that I approach sex ... no foreplay. When I have to fart, I jump right to shitting.

Dalton 01-26-2008 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vaz02
You have a smelly asshole



:reject:


This is not a questions, vag.

Dalton 01-26-2008 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by U2DMfan
What is the best C Thomas Howell movie?

I believe he has only been in one movie: Red Dawn. That's a pretty good track record since its the greatest movie ever made.

Fuckin' Cubans.

Dalton 01-28-2008 05:10 PM

Frankly I'm shocked that this hasn't taken off.

I thought everyone in this forum really liked assholes? :shrug:

Irvine511 01-28-2008 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dalton

I thought everyone in this forum really liked assholes? :shrug:



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