Wanted:Sex with Bono or GA to NYC

clerks · 06-19-2018, 10:26 PM

Why would anyone give me a GA ticket to MSG Part 2? Because I had to give me GA to show 1 up for my 5 year old daugther? Isnt' that fucking adorable? Such is life.

DeVaul · 06-20-2018, 11:49 AM

Why didn't you trade it? C'mon now!

corianderstem · 06-20-2018, 01:50 PM

So if you can't get a GA, you're saying you'll take sex with Bono instead?

Hewson · 06-20-2018, 01:54 PM

So will the spawn of Bono and Clerks be ignored like Leo?

DeVaul · 06-20-2018, 02:07 PM

It will be too misshapen to be ignored. Shunned, however, is a different story.

clerks · 06-21-2018, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeVaul

Why didn't you trade it? C'mon now!

I didn't even consider that. I never have traded tickets before. My mind didn't even say like me finding a trading partner.

clerks · 06-21-2018, 05:27 PM

Could I trade my sec 112 for at least a handjob from Bono’s hand surgeon?

LuckyNumber7 · 06-21-2018, 07:24 PM

Good lord I just read “sex with bono” and then immediately “for my daughter.” 🤢🤮

clerks · 06-21-2018, 09:38 PM

This thread is dangerous, because it's honest.

clerks · 06-27-2018, 08:33 PM

Update. Just fucked my GA ticket. Now I have 2 GA tickets!

06-19-2018, 10:26 PM	#1
clerks New Yorker Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 2,717 Local Time: 06:30 PM	Wanted:Sex with Bono or GA to NYC Why would anyone give me a GA ticket to MSG Part 2? Because I had to give me GA to show 1 up for my 5 year old daugther? Isnt' that fucking adorable? Such is life. __________________

06-20-2018, 11:49 AM	#2
DeVaul Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New York Posts: 4,464 Local Time: 06:30 PM	Why didn't you trade it? C'mon now! __________________

06-21-2018, 05:27 PM	#7
clerks New Yorker Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 2,717 Local Time: 06:30 PM	Wanted:Sex with Bono or GA to NYC Could I trade my sec 112 for at least a handjob from Bono’s hand surgeon?

06-27-2018, 08:33 PM	#10
clerks New Yorker Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 2,717 Local Time: 06:30 PM	Update. Just fucked my GA ticket. Now I have 2 GA tickets! __________________

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06-20-2018, 01:50 PM	#3
corianderstem Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 64,498 Local Time: 03:30 PM	So if you can't get a GA, you're saying you'll take sex with Bono instead?

06-20-2018, 01:54 PM	#4
Hewson Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Your own private Idaho Posts: 34,025 Local Time: 06:30 PM	So will the spawn of Bono and Clerks be ignored like Leo?

06-20-2018, 02:07 PM	#5
DeVaul Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New York Posts: 4,464 Local Time: 06:30 PM	It will be too misshapen to be ignored. Shunned, however, is a different story.

06-21-2018, 07:24 PM	#8
LuckyNumber7 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 19,503 Local Time: 05:30 PM	Good lord I just read “sex with bono” and then immediately “for my daughter.” 🤢🤮

06-21-2018, 09:38 PM	#9
clerks New Yorker Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 2,717 Local Time: 06:30 PM	This thread is dangerous, because it's honest.