What would make you walk out of a U2 concert?

[gareth brown]

We all love this band and however much we voice our setlist gripes or complain about cringeworthy Bono-isms from time to time we're still always ecstatic to see them live. But what would your breaking point be?

What, if anything, would make you walk right out? Or what's the closet you've genuinely come to leaving?

 

[Cancer45]

When the final song ends

 

[Axver]

Stand Up Comedy.

Either the song, or Bono trying out a new career.

 

[gareth brown]

When the final song ends

For the love of god, can we get a few jokes in before the common sense?!

 

[Salome]

If they are going to make the shows even more 90s oriented than the last legs of 360 than I might just as well watch ZOOTV Sydney again.

 

[rennowba]

Another Aung San Suu Kyi mask moment ????

 

[Hewson]

Aung San Suu Kyi guest appearence wearing a coexist headband singing "Jesus Jew, Mohammad its true..." while Bono accompanies her on an accordian.

 

[gareth brown]

- a Madonna duet (with Bono singing one of her songs as a snippet to rub salt in the wound)
- 'Bad' remix
- Bono asking the crowd if they're "ready for the drop"

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Puppycide

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

If i suddenly noticed Tom Cruise standing next to me at the show, then it would be time to go.

 

[Roland of Gilead]

Poop in my pants. A lot of it.

 

[Roland of Gilead]

Honestly though, I don't know. Even if something happened that seemed to upset me, I think I'd see it through to the end. It would take a lot.

 

[Galeongirl]

Kanye or Coldplay opening, or MJB appearing to sing One with them.

 

[An Cat Gav]

If they dedicated One to Simon Cowell for his contribution to music.

 

[An Cat Gav]

Stand Up Comedy.

Either the song, or Bono trying out a new career.

Or this.

 

[corianderstem]

Nothing would make me walk out. They might do something I hate, something I roll my eyes at, something that shocks me, but I can't imagine anything they could do that would make me say "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

 

[popacrobat]

Nothing would make me walk out. They might do something I hate, something I roll my eyes at, something that shocks me, but I can't imagine anything they could do that would make me say "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

Yep

 

[corianderstem]

I mean, even if Bono stopped the concert and pointed at me "Hey! You! Cori! We see you there. Get the fuck out of our show. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. SHAAAAAAAAAAAME."

I'd be like "COME AT ME BRO" and then maybe a security bro would come at me, but I'd have to be dragged out, I certainly wouldn't walk about because Bono told me to.

Bono is not the boss of me.

 

[prbiker15]

Nothing would make me walk out. They might do something I hate, something I roll my eyes at, something that shocks me, but I can't imagine anything they could do that would make me say "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

Yep. I've never left a concert before it finished.

 

[Oregoropa]

If they stripped down naked and did the Elephant Walk for Ten minutes

 

[corianderstem]

See, now why would you want to leave and miss such a bizarre occurrence? You could say you were there when U2 did that totally bizarre thing!

 

[CosmoKramer]

In "could potentially happen" terms....acoustic only show but even then the song along a would be fun.

In "never would happen" terms....Bono starts shitting all over Americans with his speeches to the point where he pulls a David Chappelle and they just stand on stage and don't play.


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[Oregoropa]

They have thumb cams. But they promise to play Heartland and Acrobat after they get their fix.

 

[nbelcik]

http://youtu.be/R8ubTe3wy1U

If all four members came out and did this.


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[Galeongirl]

Nothing would make me walk out. They might do something I hate, something I roll my eyes at, something that shocks me, but I can't imagine anything they could do that would make me say "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

Such opportunity, but no gif. WHyyyyyyyyy?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Rusty trombones

 

[Pop Artist]

I think if they ever did anything so bad that it would make me think about walking out, the plug would probably be pulled on the show anyway.

 

[Oregoropa]

If they invited ISIS on stage to behead a random fan in the Red Zone. With the promise of Acrobat to follow.

 

[corianderstem]

 

[weinerdog]

LOL @ corianderstem

Now I have the ridiculous visual of a 'ISIS members in the Red Zone' show.