What would make you walk out of a U2 concert?

[gareth brown]

If they stripped down naked and did the Elephant Walk for Ten minutes

that's generous.

 

[bobsaget77]

If they invited ISIS on stage to behead a random fan in the Red Zone. With the promise of Acrobat to follow.

LOL! That's horrible.


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[Headache in a Suitcase]

Elder abuse

 

[weinerdog]

If they went all RATM circa 1993 Lollapalooza

 

[LemonMelon]

If they invited ISIS on stage to behead a random fan in the Red Zone. With the promise of Acrobat to follow.

I think a handful of U2 fans would volunteer if it meant Acrobat's live premiere.

They would miss out, but sometimes you gotta take one for the team.

 

[Oregoropa]

I think a handful of U2 fans would volunteer if it meant Acrobat's live premiere.

They would miss out, but sometimes you gotta take one for the team.

LOL. It would be an awkward listen as a fan.

Maybe at the end of the song "I told you . . . Don't believe what you hear, Dont believe what you see, it was a a big hoax with corn syrup. You enjoy that Acrobat?"

 

[Oregoropa]

I wonder how Axver would annotate the setlist on u2gigs.com to include the beheading and premiere of Acrobat? If you can chime in and show us.

 

[weinerdog]

I suppose a snippet is a musical beheading of sorts.

 

[Axver]

I wonder how Axver would annotate the setlist on u2gigs.com to include the beheading and premiere of Acrobat? If you can chime in and show us.

I can't say this is a scenario I ever expected to ponder!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Free genial wart night

 

[Axver]

Free genial wart night

I'm glad the warts are at least genial. I hate morose warts.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Sometimes autocorrect makes things better

 

[BVS]

When people start standing, cheering, and singing along... I hate people who enjoy concerts.

 

[Oregoropa]

If i got a booty call from Milana Vayntrub aka "The AT&T Girl" during the show

 

[pepokiss]

I wonder how Axver would annotate the setlist on u2gigs.com to include the beheading and premiere of Acrobat? If you can chime in and show us.

Acrobat (First time ever live) (ISIS beheading intro / The Space Twins "Headache" snippet)

= heads rolling
= heads bumping

 

[LemonMelon]

The tour needs to start soon. Shit is getting weird in here.

 

[popacrobat]

Interference really went to shit when Bono went into his coma, huh?

 

[KUEFC09U2]

The shits....would definitely have to walk out if I had the shits


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[Oregoropa]

If I shat myself I'd man up. Go to the bathroom toss my boxers. Start hand washing pants in the sink while wiping down whatever residue is on the body. Do this during a crowd pleaser. Not IALW. You don't want a bum rush of dudes seeing you bottomless in an arena bathroom


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[kramwest1]

Bono goatse

That might taint my impression of the band for the rest of my life.

 

[corianderstem]

The thread title is what would make you walk out, not what would make you

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

A shit cannon

 

[gvox]

O-ray-grope-alot's posts :Huh:


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[kramwest1]

The thread title is what would make you walk out, not what would make you

Can't it be both?


The sad part is that I gave it some thought.

 

[Oregoropa]

U2 plays a full concert of Nickelback covers

 

[corianderstem]

Wait, I finally thought of something that would very probably make me leave.

Anything involving a Kardashian.

 

[Mack_Again]

acoustic version of the Fly.

 

[The_acrobat]

acoustic version of the Fly.

I heard from the 2nd cousin of the janitor at the pacific coliseum that they are going to do the Bono solo acoustic version of "the fly", as seen on FROM THE SKY DOWN.


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[Headache in a Suitcase]

Bieber

 

[No spoken words]

Headache, what if these guys were the opener:

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhq4Cb-V65g