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I thought the story he told when he was awarded with his Knighthood, about his son John saying he was disappointed that he wasn't being "knighted" as a Jedi knight was and funny.
I thought the story he told when he was awarded with his Knighthood, about his son John saying he was disappointed that he wasn't being "knighted" as a Jedi knight was and funny.
Ha! That is adorable. Do you know where I could find that story? I don't think I ever saw it.
There was Bono's parody of a boxing ring announcer in Phoenix when he did the band intros; he did it because the greatest champ of all time was there.
well, there was that time he said hello to ohio when he was in detroit.When he said "hello Ohio" when he was in Michigan. Oh yeah, that was a different guy.
I wonder if Bono has ever forgotten where he was
Haha classic. Reminds me of The Simpson, when a rock band was playing, and the guitarist had to sneak a look behind his guitar to see which city he was in. "Hellloo .... (looks behind guitar) Springfield!"I wonder if Bono has ever forgotten where he was?
MacPhisto: "Yes, you have it in abundance down here, the pioneering spirit. Look what we have up on the hillside - we have some entrepreneurial spirit over here, don't we?! Little over here, little to the left - where is the one with the grandstand? He's making a buck or two! There she goes-- hello!" [waves] "Shall I give them a telephone call?"
Crowd: [cheer]
MacPhisto: "Yes. God and the Devil have all the best phone numbers - let me see."
[dials]
Man: "Yeah, who's calling?"
MacPhisto: "Hello?"
Man: "Hello?"
MacPhisto: "I'd just like to congratulate you on your entrepreneurial spirit. How much are you charging for admission up there, young man?"
Man: "Forty-five thousand dollars."
Crowd: [gasps]
MacPhisto: "Hahahahaha! A thief does even better than us! Where are you? Could you wave to us, young man?"
Man: "Certainly, sir. Hellooo!"
MacPhisto: "Excellent. Now, um - from way up there, I must look like I'm, what, I must look about two inches tall, do I?"
Man: "Yes, you do."
MacPhisto: "Well, I have news for you - I am two inches tall!" [laughs] "Well, I have a little song I'd like to sing for you, and I think it's, it's, it's apt, actually, and I... I... before I do it, I... I, we've sent up some T-shirts to sell to you, so we can make a few bucks from you, you know what I'm saying?!"
Crowd: [cheer]
MacPhisto: "Could you please pass around the official merchandise, I think it should go round there..."
[man hangs up]
Crowd: [hoots of laughter]
MacPhisto: [sings] "Neighbours...!"
Crowd: [laughter]
MacPhisto: [sings] "Everybody needs good neighbours! Full of love and understanding..."
MacPhisto: "I just called to say I love you!"
You're right, he sang it much better on previous tours
Haha classic. Reminds me of The Simpson, when a rock band was playing, and the guitarist had to sneak a look behind his guitar to see which city he was in. "Hellloo .... (looks behind guitar) Springfield!"
Bono is quirky with short people jokes. He would back in the day constantly joke about his shortness, compared to other people around him.
Transcript: 04 Dec. 1993 - Auckland, New Zealand.
Bono rings a guy whos house overlooks the stadium, and was spotted selling cheap tickets to watch the concert.
I wonder if Bono has ever forgotten where he was