The Official Game of BLANK #1

[cobl04]

Okay this idea is inspired by a much loved TV show of mine, Blankety Blanks.

What happens is one person says something, but replaces one of the words with 'BLANK'. The person must come up with the missing word or words, and then come up with a new sentence. It got racy at times on the show, so don't be afraid! Here we go.


...I'll start I guess.


Mary came home and found Bob in the BLANK.

 

[Total U2 Nut]

neighbour?

90% of farmers like to BLANK in the early afternoon

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

nap

When the rain stopped, Lucy saw BLANK in the sky

 

[Total U2 Nut]

Jesus

The nation's favourite food is BLANK on BLANK

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

ketchup on eggs ( )

When Bobby was a kid, he wanted to be a BLANK

 

[Kiki]

gymnist

Once upon a time there was a little bug who BLANK

 

[cobl04]

farted

Take, that you BLANK!

 

[Total U2 Nut]

cretin

"My God," said Sue, "I could really go for a BLANK BLANK right now."

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

Orange Mocha Frappachino!! (sorry that's 3 words.....)

James went to the BLANK factory to get some BLANK

 

[love_u2_adam]

chocolate, loving


once there was this guy who blank then died!!!

 

[RavenBlue]

sneezed

Out of the sky came a great big BLANK

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

meatball

As Johnny fell, he remembered an old BLANK from his childhood

 

[RavenBlue]

dried worm

Bono couldn't wait to try on his new pair of BLANK

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

shades

"Ooh look, a BLANK!" Bono shouted, as he pointed into the crowd.

 

[cobl04]

beach ball

He smacked his head on a BLANK

 

[RavenBlue]

guitar

Edge was pretty upset when he saw that his favourite guitar was BLANK

 

[Got Philk?]

styrofoam


All hell broke loose tonight when BLANK showed up on campus

 

[music.u2]

Barney

John was feeling BLANK before sitting an exam.

 

[Total U2 Nut]

frisky

April was horrified when she realised she'd left her BLANK at home

 

[flybabe]

Maxi

Ben was walking and on the side of the road he found a BLANK

 

[Total U2 Nut]

tenner

There was much speculation when a photo of Bono wearing only a BLANK appeared on the internet.

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

blouse

To complete his project, Tom had to find the perfect BLANK

 

[Total U2 Nut]

wig

I screamed when I turned around and saw a giant BLANK hurtling towards me.

 

[RavenBlue]

hot dog

Bruce tried to dance but slipped on a BLANK

 

[Lila64]

banana

Your eyes are as BLANK as BLANK

 

[music.u2]

green, grass

Don't you BLANK me!

 

[U2Girl416]

scare

they dared me touch his BLANK

 

[flybabe]

tongue

Jerry got slamed and his Blank

 

[Total U2 Nut]

face-fell-off (that counts as one word )

There's nothing scarier than a BLANK waking you up in the morning

 

[Kiki]

vampire

who knew there were BLANK on that tree?