St Mary’s Butts, Reading, England Superthread

[DreamOutLoud13]

(that alternate ending though)

 

[coolian2]

Well fuck have I got some Superthread stories

 

[coolian2]

I think I need to copyright the Axver bridge I've come up with fo BTBS

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Oh?

 

[coolian2]

I haven't refined it fully, but

I can see those Trump Towers/I know about those golden showers/All you can see is a Russian whore/As Putin looks in the door/Man peels off those dollar bills etc etc

LALALALALALAA AMERICA I WANT TO LIVE IN AMERICA

I am struggling on extending it properly but it's way more solid than I expected. I'm a hopeless writer.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

 

[coolian2]

I'm trying to get an EU/England/UK part in and I just can't make the fucker rhyme properly

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

All I came up with a few weeks ago was "this man comes up to me, his face ORANGE like a....", and then I couldn't think of how to go further with it.

 

[coolian2]

This guy comes up to me, his face orange like a spoiled pumpkin, and he's writing these cheques we know we can't cash

 

[Axver]

You need to send it to Bono.

I think I'm already testing my bandmates' patience with my proposal to cover Exit/Bullet. And with my general inability to articulate coherently how the songs I've written are meant to go.

 

[coolian2]

I'd question my chances of getting golden showers and Russian whores to the stage, but it seems like they really think "fuck it"

 

[coolian2]

That's a sentence I never thought I'd say

 

[Mack_Again]

At least tore writing better sentences than Drake's lyricist

 

[Axver]

I'd question my chances of getting golden showers and Russian whores to the stage, but it seems like they really think "fuck it"

It would probably raise fewer eyebrows than the Eeny Meeny Miny Moe snippet in Exit.

 

[coolian2]

It would probably raise fewer eyebrows than the Eeny Meeny Miny Moe snippet in Exit.

Yeah, given the character he seems to be playing it isn't a bit weird at all. Certainly not rapey.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Thought of how to describe the orangeness and still stay in tune with the song:

"His face orange like some Cheeto dust, looking like someone you know you shouldn't trust"

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

At least tore writing better sentences than Drake's lyricist

idk, his verse in this was on fire...if you're about to take a nap:

 

[coolian2]

Heh, I do enjoy talking to some people. An ex mentioned she plans to lie to her son to avoid rides at Rainbows End she doesn't want to do.

I told her I'd do the same, but yet I love flying gliders. Where you may not get home and the only place you're flying to is the crash site.

At least then I could tell St Peter "I fucked up". He'd tell I'd fucked up twice as I was clearly at the wrong set of gates.

 

[Axver]

I remember when I was a kid and thought Rainbow's End looked like the most amazing thing in the world.

Never been there and now it just looks lame compared to, well, every theme park everywhere else.

 

[Axver]

And, so, band rehearsal went well tonight.

Which means I'll be playing a gig in three weeks.

Well shit.

 

[coolian2]

And, so, band rehearsal went well tonight.

Which means I'll be playing a gig in three weeks.

Well shit.

You signed up for it, just like I did for cricket.

If I can take several deliveries to the Rather Important Parts, and have green thighs as well, you're obliged now.

 

[Axver]

It helps I have a fucking amazing guitarist.

And U-Wen on drums!

 

[coolian2]

AND MY AXE!


Wait that's an odd reference

 

[Axver]

For the record, the set will include a cover of Exit/Bullet the Blue Sky.

 

[coolian2]

FUCK YES I dig that

 

[coolian2]

Just made an effort at using Siri.

I nearly needed an ambulance by the end.

 

[bono_man2002]

Usually the first feature I turn off when I get a new iPhone....

And the first feature I turn off again after a major software update....

 

[coolian2]

I use Samsung/Android phones. It's on my MacBook.

Might, uh, power it down when I'm talking dirty to my partner.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I almost never use Siri. Occasionally I use her to get quick information without having to type it into google. The other day I used Siri to identify a song that was playing in the winery I was visiting.

 

[coolian2]

I'd use Bixby and Siri more if I apparently didn't have an "accent"