Powerjuice + music = this thread

[LemonMelon]

Here's the game. Take lyrics from old songs and fit Powerjuice into them. It can be the entire song, or not. Doesn't matter. Any artist is allowed, but preferably one deserving of Powerjuice. You can also make your own songs about Powerjuice. GO!

 

[No spoken words]

Should we move the already completed tracks over?

 

[LemonMelon]

Should we move the already completed tracks over?

They're by "any artist", aren't they?

I'm working on one for Alive by Pearl Jam.

 

[No spoken words]

They're by "any artist", aren't they?

I'm working on one for Alive by Pearl Jam.

Oh, I think any artist is fair, sure.

I do think the 3 completed songs need to be posted here, though.

 

[LemonMelon]

Oh, I think any artist is fair, sure.

I do think the 3 completed songs need to be posted here, though.

Go ahead. They're quite good, methinks.

 

[No spoken words]

Powerjuice (MLK)

Sleep, sleep tonight
And may you dream of Powerjuice
And if a glass of it
Pours itself
Oh let you drink
Let you drink it down
Mmmhmmm
So let you drink
So let you drink

Sleep, sleep tonight
And may you dream of Powerjuice
And if a glass of it
Pours itself
Oh let you drink
Let you drink it down
Mmmhmmm
So let you drink
So let you drink

 

[No spoken words]

Mercy - POWERJUICE edition

I was drinking some POWERJUICE... and it turned to blood
What's the use of religion... if you've got POWERJUICE
I know I'm POWERJUICE honey... and you're sugar
If you're the prosecution... I'll get away with drinking POWERJUICE without a permit
If you were ice... I'm POWERJUICE
And with your telescope... I can see POWERJUICE
We're not binary code, we're fuckin' POWERJUICE
You wanted violins... and you got POWERJUICE
You're gravity... searching for POWERJUICE
You're silence... searching for POWERJUICE
Your heart is aching... you want POWERJUICE, biatch
It's fascinating... I know I'll never be without POWERJUICE

I'm rippin' the stitches
Without two bottles of POWERJUICE to chug
I'm digging the ditches
Of someone else's love

POWERJUICE is when I lie
POWERJUICE puts the blue back in my eye
POWERJUICE will come again
I'll be gone again... again

If you're thirsty... POWERJUICE will quench it
If your heart is full of POWERJUICE, drink more of it, wussy biatch
And happiness is for... those who have POWERJUICE
You love POWERJUICE... too much
You always loved POWERJUICE... too much

When I was rippin' the stitches
Without two bottles of POWERJUICE to chug
I'm diggin' the ditches
Of someone else's luck

POWERJUICE is when I lie
POWERJUICE puts the blue back in my eye
POWERJUICE has come again
I am gone again

POWERJUICE has got to be with the weak
Only then POWERJUICE gets a chance to speak
POWERJUICE will come again
I'll be gone again... again

I... I can't escape myself
I hear you talk
Feeling nothing
I fear nothing
Feel....

POWERJUICEPOWERJUICEPOWERJUICEPOWERJUICEPOWERJUICE

I can hear so much
Fear nothing
I feel so much
Fear... nothing

POWERJUICEPOWERJUICEPOWERJUICEPOWERJUICEPOWERJUICE

POWERJUICE has come again
I am gone again
POWERJUICE is the end of history
The enemy of misery
POWERJUICE has come again
I am gone again

POWERJUICE is justice, a charity
POWERJUICE brings with it a clarity
POWERJUICE has come again
I'm alive again
Alive...

I am drinking POWERJUICE, baby I'm drinking it again and again
And again, and again and again and again
Again

POWERJUICE

 

[No spoken words]

Love - by U2

The Sun makes its way into the Eastern Sky
It's not for us to ask why
I want just one thing as the day breaks loose
I want a glass of Powerjuice

I kneel down to wash the floor
Debating about who is the sexiest of the Coors
I should go to Canada to hunt Moose
I want a glass of Powerjuice

Powerjuice sets our love free
Powerjuice belongs to you and to me
Powerjuice heals all of hate's wounds
Powerjuice will take us to Space Moon

I hope my soul lives forever and a day
I have very little left to say
I think certain interlanders are Obtuse
I want a glass of Powerjuice

Do you dislike the acoustic version of Desire?
Is it because it's too slow for Edge to catch fire?
I'm on Fire, by the way, is a song by Bruce
I want a glass of Powerjuice

Powerjuice

PowerJUUUUUUIIIIIICCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[LemonMelon]

Pearl Jam - "Alive" (Powerjuice remix)

"Son," she said, "have I got a little story for you
What you thought was your daddy was nothin' but
While you were sitting home alone at age thirteen
Your real daddy was off drinkin' POWERJUICE, sorry you didn't
See him but I'm glad we talked"

Oh, I, oh, I'm drinking POWERJUICE now
Hey, I, oh, Oh, I, oh, I'm drinking POWERJUICE now
Hey, I, oh, Oh, I, oh, I'm drinking POWERJUICE now
Hey, oh-oh

While she walks slowly across a young man's room
She said, "Can I have some POWERJUICE"
I can't remember anythin' to this very day
'Cept the POWERJUICE
You know where, now I can't see, I just drink POWERJUICE

Oh, I, oh, I'm drinking POWERJUICE now
Hey, I, oh, Oh, I, oh, I'm drinking POWERJUICE now
Hey, I, oh, Oh, I, oh, I'm drinking POWERJUICE now
Hey, oh-oh

Ooh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hoo

"Is somethin' wrong?" she said
Well, of course there is. I'M OUT OF POWERJUICE.
"You're still drinking POWERJUICE," she said
Oh and do I deserve to?
Is that the question?
And if so, if so
Who answers?
Who answers?

Oh, I, oh, I'm drinking POWERJUICE now
Hey, I, oh, Oh, I, oh, I'm drinking POWERJUICE now
Hey, I, oh, Oh, I, oh, I'm drinking POWERJUICE now
Hey, oh-oh

Ah, uh huh uh!
Yeah, uh huh uh!
Ooh, ah, uh huh uh!
Yeah, uh huh uh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! POWERJUICE!

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm working on a fucking epic based on Bowie's Rock n Roll Suicide. Probably won't finish tonight.

 

[No spoken words]

Oh, heaven forbid I actually put effort into this, who knows what nonsense I'll spew forth. My above song took like 3 minutes, and it shows.

 

[phillyfan26]

I wasn't planning on spending time, but it's so good so far I don't want to throw the rest away.

 

[No spoken words]

Well, as soon as you said "I'm working on" I assumed effort. But I forgot who and what you were, my bad.

 

[LemonMelon]

Wilco - "A Shot In The Arm" (Powerjuice remix)

The ashtray says
You were up all night drinking POWERJUICE
When you went to bed
You had a bottle by your side
Your bottle leaked
And covered your eyes
And you finally slept
While the POWERJUICE went sour

You’ve changed

We fell in love
In the key of POWERJUICE
We drank POWERJUICE along
Down by the sea
You drank me down
Under the table
And you drank again
Drank deep of a sea of POWERJUICE

You changed
Oh, you’ve changed

Maybe all I need is a shot of POWERJUICE
Maybe all I need is a shot of POWERJUICE
Maybe all I need is a shot of POWERJUICE
Maybe all I need is a shot of POWERJUICE
Maybe all I need is a shot of POWERJUICE
Something in my veins more badass than Chuck Norris
Something in my veins more badass than Chuck Norris
Something in my veins more badass than Chuck Norris
Something in my veins more badass than Chuck Norris
Something in my veins more badass than Chuck Norris

The ashtray says
You were up all night drinking POWERJUICE
When you went to bed
You had a bottle by your side

You changed
Oh, you’ve changed

 

[phillyfan26]

Well, as soon as you said "I'm working on" I assumed effort. But I forgot who and what you were, my bad.

Essentially, I wrote two verses in two minutes and blanked, but want to finish it, so I saved the first two verses and will come back to it tomorrow.

 

[LemonMelon]

The Beatles - Revolution 9 (Powerjuice remix)

POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE

TAKE THIS BROTHER, MAY IT SERVE YOU WELL

POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE

YOU BECOME NAKED

POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE
POWERJUICE

 

[No spoken words]

Essentially, I wrote two verses in two minutes and blanked, but want to finish it, so I saved the first two verses and will come back to it tomorrow.

Well, fuck-o?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Cum On Feel The Powerjuice

Come on feel the power
Girls rock your juice
We'll get wild, wild, wild!
Wild, wild, wild!

So you think I got an evil mind,
I'll tell you honey

I got powerjuice
I got powerjuice

So you think my singing's out of time,
it makes me money

‘cos I got powerjuice
'cos I got powerjuice
Oh no

So come on, feel the power
Girls rock your juice
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild

So come on, feel the power
Girls rock your juice
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
get wild

So you see I got a funny face,
I got no worries
‘cos I got powerjuice
'cos I got powerjuice

Oh i gotta sing with some powerjuice,
I'm in no hurry
‘cos I got powerjuice
'cos I got powerjuice
no, no, no

So come on, feel the power
Girls rock your juice
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
wild, wild, wild

So come on, feel the power
Girls rock your juice
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
get wild
Come on

Well you think we have a lazy time,
You should know better
‘cos I got powerjuice
‘cos I got powerjuice

So you say I got a dirty mind,
You think I’m Reggie
‘cos I got powerjuice
‘cos I got powerjuice,
Oh no

So come on, feel the power
Girls rock your juice
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Wild, wild, wild

So come on, feel the power
Girls rock your juice
We'll get wild, wild, wild
get wild

Come on (come on) feel it
Girls drink your juice (girls rock it)
We'll get wild, wild, wild
We're gonna get wild (wild,wild,wild)

We're gonna get rocked tonight (come on feel the power)

Rock it tonight (girls rock your juice)
We'll get wild, wild, wild
OH YEAH!!

Ah, ah, ah (wooooo)
Ah, ah, ah

So come on, feel the power
Girls rock your juice
We'll get wild, wild, wild

Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah.

 

[phillyfan26]

Rock 'n' Roll Powerjuice
By David Bowie

Time takes a Powerjuice
Pours it in a glass
You drink down a big gulp
Then another big gulp
Then you pour another glass
The taste of it is calling
It lingers, you can't forget
Oh, oh, oh, oh
You're a rock 'n' roll Powerjuice

You're too old to use it
Too young to choose it
But Powerjuice is a good call for any kind
You walk past the town bar
But you're already satisfied
Oh, oh, oh, oh
You're a rock 'n' roll Powerjuice

Your Powerjuice is ready
Poured in just the right way
You one-time that shit
And slam it down with pride
Don't let that haters drag you down
They will never understand
For it's time that we go Powerjuice

Oh no, man, you're not alone!
You're going Powerjuice but we are too
You've got your head all tangled up
This Powerjuice will make it clear
Oh no, man, you're not alone
No matter if you're the only one
No matter who says what or why
About Powerjuice being an unnatural high
I've had done it before, it helps with the pain
You're not alone!
Just go Powerjuice
And you're not alone
Let's do this Powerjuice
Not alone!
Give me Powerjuice!
Cause you're wonderful!
Give me Powerjuice
Cause you're wonderful!
Oh, give me Powerjuice!

 

[No spoken words]

I suspect this thread's shelf life is a short one, but, I hope it lives on. I enjoyed THE AMENDMENT and Reggie's contributions. I'll come up with an original later today, I hope.

 

[LemonMelon]

U2 - Ultraviolet (Light My Way, Powerjuice)

Sometimes I feel like I don't know
Sometimes I feel like drinking Powerjuice
I know it seems wrong
But I can't always be strong
And love it won't be long...

Oh sugar, don't you cry
Oh child, wipe the tears from your eyes
You know I need Powerjuice to be strong
And the day is as dark as Powerjuice kicks ass
Feel like trash, Powerjuice makes me feel clean
I'm in the black, can't see or be seen
Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...light my way
(alright now)
Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...light my way

You bury my Powerjuice
Where it can't be found
But my Powerjuice ain't like a secret
I won't let it be passed around
There is a silence that comes to a house
Where there is no Powerjuice
I guess it's the price of Powerjuice
I know it's not cheap

(oh, come on)
Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...light my way
(oh, come on)
Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...light my way

Oh...ultraviolet...
Ultraviolet...
Ultraviolet...
Ultraviolet...

Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...light my way

I remember
When we could drink Powerjuice on stones
Now we lie together
In whispers and moans
When I was all messed up
Without a drop of Powerjuice in my mouth
Your love was like a bottle of Powerjuice
In my deepest drought
Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...light my way
(oh, come on)
Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...light my way

Ultraviolet...

Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...
Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...
Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...light my way

Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...light my way

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

What's happened to the Powerjuice...

 

[Diemen]

Let It Be - Powerjuice

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom:
Powerjuice

And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom:
Powerjuice

Powerjuice, Powerjuice
Powerjuice, Powerjuice
Taste the juice of power,
Powerjuice

And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer:
Powerjuice

For though they may be parted
There is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer:
Powerjuice

Powerjuice, Powerjuice
Powerjuice, yeah Powerjuice
Taste the juice of power,
Powerjuice

And when the night is cloudy
There is still a light that shines on me
Shine until tomorrow
Powerjuice

I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom:
Powerjuice

Powerjuice, Powerjuice
Powerjuice, yeah Powerjuice
Taste the juice of power,
Powerjuice

Powerjuice, Powerjuice
Powerjuice, yeah Powerjuice
Taste the juice of power,
Powerjuice

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Diemen...that was be-yoo-tee-full....

 

[phillyfan26]

Good one, Diemen.

I read that it was Let it Be and immediately loved the idea of "There will be an answer: Powerjuice."

 

[No spoken words]

That was truly lovely, Diemen.

 

[Diemen]

I was shocked no one else jumped on it first.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I was shocked no one else jumped on it first.

You have a mind like that of the criminally insane...pure genius...

 

[the tourist]

MLPowerjuice

Sleep, sleep tonight
And may your dreams be powerjuice

 

[gvox]

U2 - Ultraviolet (Light My Way, Powerjuice)


Ultraviolet...

Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...
Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...
Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...light my way

Powerjuice, Powerjuice, Powerjuice...light my way

I'd like to suggest a chorus revision, I tried this out Saturday night and there were too many syllables..

how about

Power, Power, Powerjuice
Power, Power, Powerjuice
Power, Power, Powerjuice
light my way