Powerjuice + music = this thread

[redhotswami]

It's like I don't care about nothin' man
Role another blunt, Yeah cuz
(Yeah x 2)
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom, But then I got high
My room is still messed up And I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Powerjuice high
Powerjuice high
I was gonna go to class, before I got high
I coulda' cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Powerjuice high
Powerjuice high
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high
I just got a new promotion, but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
a Powerjuice high
a Powerjuice high
I was gonna go to court, before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you weren't)
They took my whole pay check, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high,
a Powerjuice high
a Powerjuice high
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high, (I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
a Powerjuice high
a Powerjuice high

I was gonna pay my car a note, until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high
Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
a Powerjuice high
a Powerjuice high
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious
I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then I got high
Now i'm jacking off and I know why, (turn this shit off) 'cuz I got high,

a Powerjuice high
a Powerjuice high
I messed up my entire life, because I got high
I lost my kids and wife , because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high,

a Powerjuice high
a Powerjuice high
I'm gonna stop singing this song, because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why, (why man) 'cuz I'm high,
a Powerjuice high
a Powerjuice high
(Are you really high man?) (he really is high man!) get jiggy with it
O bring it back (say what say what oh, Because I'm high
a Powerjuice high
a Powerjuice high
Well my name is afroman and I'm from east palmdale,
All the 'Dale weed i be smokin, is mama's hell
I dont belive in Hitler thats what I say' (O my goodness)
So all of you skins, please give me more head
Mother fucker, afro mother fucker m-a-n
A-e-i-o-u and somtimes w
We aint going to sell any of these mother fucking albums cuz
Lets go back to marshal durbans and hang some more chickins cuz fuck it
Fuck the corporate world bitch

i have not heard that song in forever!

 

[UberBeaver]

Sleazin' in the city
Lookin' for a fight
Got my heels and lookin' pretty
On a Saturday night, night, night

Good God, bless my soul
I need a fix of rock 'n roll
Come on baby you gotta wait and see
You better hurry
To get a POWERJUICE

Caught a lonely lady
Crying on a cigarette
I got nasty, nasty habits
And that's all she's gonna get

One for the money, two for the show
So 'round and 'round and 'round we go
Take a look at what-a you might need
You better hurry
To get a POWERJUICE

I don't have looks, I don't have money
But I know one thing's for sure
One night ain't enough of my love
She wanted more, more, more

Sleazin' in the city
Lookin' for a fight
Got my heels and lookin' pretty
On a Saturday night, night, night

One for the money, two for the show
So 'round and 'round and 'round we go
Take a look at what-a you might need
You better hurry
To get a POWERJUICE
To get a POWERJUICE
To get a POWERJUICE

 

[Varitek]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so juice. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total powerjuice, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's powerjuice, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... juice!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I'm powerjuice
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing powerjuice
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna powerjuice
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that powerjuice makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get powerjuice?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that powerjuice groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a powerjuice
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the powerjuice black man and ask him that
She gotta powerjuice
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the juice? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that powerjuice!
Baby got juice!

(Powerjuice with Oakland booty)
Baby got juice!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like a powerjuice
Now here's my scandal
I wanna powerjuice
And juice, power-juice, juice, juice
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real powerjuicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Juice-less bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women powerjuice
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna powerjuice
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I power *juice*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got powerjuice
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather powerjuice
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to juice the power on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my powerjuice {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Powerjuice!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got juice!

Baby got juice!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my powerjuice. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a power in the juice of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got juice, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that juice
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to powerjuice
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well that ain't powerjuice!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are juicin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the juiceless dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Powerjuice rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls aren't powerjuice
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to powerjuice
So ladies, if the butt is juice,
And you want a triple powerjuice,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got juice!

(Little in the middle but she's powerjuice) [4x]