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No spoken words · 08-16-2008, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by phillyfan26

:spoiler:

It's BASED on a true story. So-ooo, couldn't that mean SOME things are accurate ??

I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.

phillyfan26 · 08-16-2008, 10:30 PM

I'm in a car but I'm not a carrot.

LMP · 08-16-2008, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by phillyfan26

I'm in a car but I'm not a carrot.

What do you know about diabetes?

UberBeaver · 08-16-2008, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by phillyfan26

I'm slightly confused as to why I'm shouting everything and rolling in the mud. I figured I'd be more of the trying to act smarter than I am type as opposed to batshit insane. But, alas, it's all semantics.

And Beav is not really a wizard.

I don't know, man. I just type shit. There's no plan. I opted to make you a Philly sports obssessed version of the Joker, or some shit. You don't like it? You want to be some sort of pretentious snob? It can be arranged. And I have no idea why that goddamn carrot line makes me laugh.

No spoken words · 08-16-2008, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by UberBeaver

I don't know, man. I just type shit. There's no plan. I opted to make you a Philly sports obssessed version of the Joker, or some shit. You don't like it? You want to be some sort of pretentious snob? It can be arranged. And I have no idea why that goddamn carrot line makes me laugh.

Don't let some spoiled suburban teenaged midget fuck with your vision.

phillyfan26 · 08-16-2008, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by UberBeaver

I don't know, man. I just type shit. There's no plan. I opted to make you a Philly sports obssessed version of the Joker, or some shit. You don't like it? You want to be some sort of pretentious snob? It can be arranged. And I have no idea why that goddamn carrot line makes me laugh.

I like the Joker angle, actually. Keep going with that.

I've been trying to perfect my imitation of the Joker lately.

UberBeaver · 08-16-2008, 10:45 PM

The Sad Punk

Vintage Punk

"You need to ONE - stop fucking crying. TWO - man up and get over whatever the fuck you're crying about. Jesus. Punk is not sad. Punk is pissed, man. You need to get out there and fucking listen to what The Clash were saying. Were they saying, 'I'll be over here, crying in the corner. Just....you know....stop by sometime. Let me know you care. Give my life meaning....bo whooo whooo whhooo waaahhh.'? FUCK NO! The Clash were saying, 'HEY - SHIT'S FUCKED UP! DO SOMETHING! Stop fucking crying. Goddamn, THAT is PUNK. Sad Punk = emo = teh suck. Fuck, man....hold on, ... I gotta take this call....Holla!.....no....not really....you know, just schoolin' some Bright Eyes fan....uh huh.....really?.....lol, the True Funk Invaders? Hey - jon CRYER - I think I found some friends for you, callin themselves teh True FUnk Invaders...bunch of douche bags, yeah, sorry, anyway, who are you with.....speaking of douche bags.....uh hm....when?.....OH - There you are! HI HI HI!!! See me waving? Yeah, I'm waving!!! I'm jumping!!! SEE ME??? I'M JUMPING AND WAVING NOW!!! How can you not see me? Wait, I'll get on my roof...see me now?.... Are you looking in the right place?....East of the water tower....I AM JUMPING AND WAVING....oh you little wench. You saw me the whole time. You'll pay, missy....anyway, come get me....just so I know, how bad does he stink tonight....uh huh....oh....well, ok then. You promise? .... OK, I'm in. Let's go.....later. Hey, you, go home, burn all your Death Cab CDs, put on some Ramones and rock the funk out. HASTA!"

A flash of light and VP is transported away. The Sad Punk, as is his/her nature, puts on Dashboard Confessional and curses teh night.

Alisaura · 08-16-2008, 11:08 PM

?

LMP · 08-16-2008, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Alisaura

?

What?

phillyfan26 · 08-16-2008, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by UberBeaver

The Sad Punk

Vintage Punk

"You need to ONE - stop fucking crying. TWO - man up and get over whatever the fuck you're crying about. Jesus. Punk is not sad. Punk is pissed, man. You need to get out there and fucking listen to what The Clash were saying. Were they saying, 'I'll be over here, crying in the corner. Just....you know....stop by sometime. Let me know you care. Give my life meaning....bo whooo whooo whhooo waaahhh.'? FUCK NO! The Clash were saying, 'HEY - SHIT'S FUCKED UP! DO SOMETHING! Stop fucking crying. Goddamn, THAT is PUNK. Sad Punk = emo = teh suck. Fuck, man....hold on, ... I gotta take this call....Holla!.....no....not really....you know, just schoolin' some Bright Eyes fan....uh huh.....really?.....lol, the True Funk Invaders? Hey - jon CRYER - I think I found some friends for you, callin themselves teh True FUnk Invaders...bunch of douche bags, yeah, sorry, anyway, who are you with.....speaking of douche bags.....uh hm....when?.....OH - There you are! HI HI HI!!! See me waving? Yeah, I'm waving!!! I'm jumping!!! SEE ME??? I'M JUMPING AND WAVING NOW!!! How can you not see me? Wait, I'll get on my roof...see me now?.... Are you looking in the right place?....East of the water tower....I AM JUMPING AND WAVING....oh you little wench. You saw me the whole time. You'll pay, missy....anyway, come get me....just so I know, how bad does he stink tonight....uh huh....oh....well, ok then. You promise? .... OK, I'm in. Let's go.....later. Hey, you, go home, burn all your Death Cab CDs, put on some Ramones and rock the funk out. HASTA!"

A flash of light and VP is transported away. The Sad Punk, as is his/her nature, puts on Dashboard Confessional and curses teh night.

DEATH OR GLORY
Becomes just another story!
DEATH OR GLORY
Becomes just another story...

phillyfan26 · 08-16-2008, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by LemonMacPhisto

What?

It's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. Where the hell's the records room?

LMP · 08-16-2008, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by phillyfan26

It's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. Where the hell's the records room?

Hey Doc, have you ever done time?

Alisaura · 08-16-2008, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LemonMacPhisto

What?

Nothing. Just "?".

LMP · 08-16-2008, 11:18 PM

Why?

phillyfan26 · 08-16-2008, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by LemonMacPhisto

Hey Doc, have you ever done time?

I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich, and ... a steak sandwich.

LMP · 08-16-2008, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by phillyfan26

I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich, and ... a steak sandwich.

Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.

Bonogirl777 · 08-16-2008, 11:26 PM

Take a shot at mine.

Alisaura · 08-16-2008, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by LemonMacPhisto

Why?

Zed.

phillyfan26 · 08-16-2008, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by LemonMacPhisto

Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.

Don't talk to me like that, ass face, I don't work for you yet.

LMP · 08-16-2008, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Alisaura

Zed.

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

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Don't talk to me like that, ass face, I don't work for you yet.

Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up, I imagine.

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08-16-2008, 10:45 PM	#447
UberBeaver Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the most serious...douch hammer ever Posts: 20,318 Local Time: 01:16 AM	The Sad Punk Vintage Punk "You need to ONE - stop fucking crying. TWO - man up and get over whatever the fuck you're crying about. Jesus. Punk is not sad. Punk is pissed, man. You need to get out there and fucking listen to what The Clash were saying. Were they saying, 'I'll be over here, crying in the corner. Just....you know....stop by sometime. Let me know you care. Give my life meaning....bo whooo whooo whhooo waaahhh.'? FUCK NO! The Clash were saying, 'HEY - SHIT'S FUCKED UP! DO SOMETHING! Stop fucking crying. Goddamn, THAT is PUNK. Sad Punk = emo = teh suck. Fuck, man....hold on, ... I gotta take this call....Holla!.....no....not really....you know, just schoolin' some Bright Eyes fan....uh huh.....really?.....lol, the True Funk Invaders? Hey - jon CRYER - I think I found some friends for you, callin themselves teh True FUnk Invaders...bunch of douche bags, yeah, sorry, anyway, who are you with.....speaking of douche bags.....uh hm....when?.....OH - There you are! HI HI HI!!! See me waving? Yeah, I'm waving!!! I'm jumping!!! SEE ME??? I'M JUMPING AND WAVING NOW!!! How can you not see me? Wait, I'll get on my roof...see me now?.... Are you looking in the right place?....East of the water tower....I AM JUMPING AND WAVING....oh you little wench. You saw me the whole time. You'll pay, missy....anyway, come get me....just so I know, how bad does he stink tonight....uh huh....oh....well, ok then. You promise? .... OK, I'm in. Let's go.....later. Hey, you, go home, burn all your Death Cab CDs, put on some Ramones and rock the funk out. HASTA!" A flash of light and VP is transported away. The Sad Punk, as is his/her nature, puts on Dashboard Confessional and curses teh night.

08-16-2008, 11:08 PM	#448
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