Post here and I will give an archnemesis. - Page 18

UberBeaver · 12-28-2006, 09:32 PM

Poster: UberBeaver

Archnemesis: Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 45 secondsman.

^ I fucking hate that.

BonosLil'Pal94 · 12-29-2006, 11:05 PM

Do me beav!

**Sicy** · 12-30-2006, 12:10 PM

No spoken words · 12-30-2006, 08:23 PM

Still waiting, Beav. To be fair, after reading about how action packed your life is, I can see why you've not yet attended to my request. I hope you get it done before you, ironically, become my arch nemesis.

Ha. Haha. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Um, yeah.

UberBeaver · 12-31-2006, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by No spoken words
Still waiting, Beav. To be fair, after reading about how action packed your life is, I can see why you've not yet attended to my request. I hope you get it done before you, ironically, become my arch nemesis.

Ha. Haha. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Um, yeah.

Yeah man, sorry about that. Friggin writer's block or something. Your name should be pretty easy but I'm blanking at the moment. I have a backlog list that goes back to April or something. I stink.

No spoken words · 12-31-2006, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by UberBeaver

Yeah man, sorry about that. Friggin writer's block or something. Your name should be pretty easy but I'm blanking at the moment. I have a backlog list that goes back to April or something. I stink.

Yeah, I read through the thread and noticed the backlog...and even felt guilty for rushing you....but it was fleeting the guilt.

I hope you soon overcome your writer's block and provide interference with more much needed comedy...because, I must say, this thread is hilarious, nicely done.

U2Girl416 · 12-31-2006, 11:01 AM

I want one!

UberBeaver · 02-23-2007, 09:40 PM

RedRocksU2

Dr. Blue Balls

For over three weeks now the male population of Southern California has been unable to stand upright for the combination of pain and humiliation that the mad Dr. Blue Balls has wreaked upon the land. Construction work has all but ceased. The police force is decimated, but luckily, crime has dropped by 85%. The female population has picked up much of the slack, but still half the city is virtually paralyzed. The region is in despair.

An uneasy silence is broken as Dr. Blue Balls arrives with her megaphone to shrilly remind the city that she is in control. "Hello? HIYA People! Remember me? We met at the 21 Club in Pasadena? You bought me a drink, we went back to my place? Ringing a bell? You said you were gonna call? RIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTT! Well, I remember you. I remember waiting by the phone. I remember the anxiety. I remember the humiliation, and you know what? I'm giving it right back. I challenge any man to stand against me. I challenge any man to even stand! HAHAHA!"

"I stand."

"What? Who said that?"

"It is I."

"No, it cannot be!"

"Indeed, it is I, RedRocks. I recall you from the 21 Club. I recall promising to call."

"BUT - How can this be? How are you not effected by my power?"

"Woman, please. He who possess the Red Rocks is immune to Blue Balls. Silly girl, i laugh at thee. HAHAHA."

"NOOOOOO! This cannot be! Why...why did you not call?"

"Perhaps I lost your number. Perhaps I did not enjoy the conversation. Perhaps you were only one of many that night. Perhaps all of the above. Either way you have no right to behave in such a fashion, and for this, feel my wrath."

"No...not again."

"Ohh...si si, senorita. El Suave."

"NOOOOO, not the Latin Charm!"

"Aye, si, yes, little girl, the Latin Charm. You remember now? You remember how I mixed ingles con espanol? Si, si. Mira, chica, it is what I do. No peudo ayudarlo. I am, como se a dice?, a prisoner of my own charm, and you, senorita, are my warden."

"But...I...wait, what? That doesn't make sense."

"Aye, si, que importa. You are getting consada, verdad?"

"My eyes, they are...heavy."

"So, go to sleep, mi amor. Have suenas of you and I, and waterfalls. Go to sleep. And forget all of this. Go to sleep."

And with that Dr. Blue Balls passed out in the middle of the freeway.

The men of Southern California felt instant relief and quickly life began to return to normal. RedRocks flew away, bringing Dr. Blue Balls back to her home. He placed her in bed and left a rose on the sleeping body of Dr. Blue Balls. She awoke the next day, somewhat confused, but feeling wonderful. She spent the entire day blissfully, having no recollection of her scorned alter ego.

Across town RedRocks sat on his balcony, strumming his guitar, weeping for his curse.

Screwtape2 · 02-23-2007, 10:07 PM

I nominate this thread for the title of greatest thread ever.

Can I have an archnemesis too?

Lila64 · 02-23-2007, 10:10 PM

You still got it Beav

UberBeaver · 02-23-2007, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Screwtape2
I nominate this thread for the title of greatest thread ever.

Can I have an archnemesis too?

Do you mind if I use this quote elsewhere?

Screwtape2 · 02-23-2007, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UberBeaver

Do you mind if I use this quote elsewhere?

No, go ahead.

BoMac · 05-25-2007, 01:29 PM

Sorry I had to bump. This thread is too funny! I think Beav has his hands full with the Battle of the Smileys right now but i'd like an archnemesis too in the future!

jobob · 05-25-2007, 06:20 PM

Great thread.

(If you're still giving out archnemesises, I'm a woman.)

UberBeaver · 05-25-2007, 07:13 PM

Haven't been in here in a while. I'll add you guys to the list. I may have burnt myself out on this topic, but who knows, the muse might inspire me sometime.

TripThruUreWires (female)
Namkur (male)
Mr Brau (male)
MacHat (female)
LemonMacPhisto (male)
RedRocksU2 (male)
KatieBu21 (female)
Onebloodonelife (female)
YBORCITYOBL
COBL_04
JanuaryStar
Night_And_Day66
Bono's American Wife
RavenBlue
Jobob
Bono Maniac
No Spoken Words
Reggie the Dogg
Sicy
Enajh2
Screwtape2
Bono's Lil Pal 94
u2Girl416

No spoken words · 05-25-2007, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UberBeaver
Haven't been in here in a while. I'll add you guys to the list. I may have burnt myself out on this topic, but who knows, the muse might inspire me sometime.

TripThruUreWires (female)
Namkur (male)
Mr Brau (male)
MacHat (female)
LemonMacPhisto (male)
RedRocksU2 (male)
KatieBu21 (female)
Onebloodonelife (female)
YBORCITYOBL
COBL_04
JanuaryStar
Night_And_Day66
Bono's American Wife
RavenBlue
Jobob
Bono Maniac
No Spoken Words
Reggie the Dogg
Sicy
Enajh2
Screwtape2
Bono's Lil Pal 94
u2Girl416

Do I even have to say anything to you? Opportunity is knocking.

bonocomet · 05-25-2007, 07:32 PM

If you do get inspired and start again, can you add me please? (I'm a girl) I've been watching the thread since the beginning

No spoken words · 07-06-2007, 01:41 PM

Hey jackass. Happy birthday. Now, get back to work on this thread.

LarryMullen's POPAngel · 07-06-2007, 05:29 PM

I never got an archnemisis. I phail.

No spoken words · 07-06-2007, 05:38 PM

Beav phailed.

12-28-2006, 09:32 PM	#341
UberBeaver Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the most serious...douch hammer ever Posts: 20,318 Local Time: 12:09 AM	Poster: UberBeaver Archnemesis: Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 45 secondsman. ^ I fucking hate that. __________________

12-29-2006, 11:05 PM	#342
BonosLil'Pal94 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: In the Darkest Timeline Posts: 14,504 Local Time: 10:09 PM	Do me beav! __________________

12-30-2006, 12:10 PM	#343
Sicy Sizzlin' Sicilian Forum Administrator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 69,354 Local Time: 10:09 PM	__________________

05-25-2007, 01:29 PM	#353
BoMac Self-righteous bullshitter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Soviet Canuckistan — Socialist paradise Posts: 16,900 Local Time: 02:09 AM	Sorry I had to bump. This thread is too funny! I think Beav has his hands full with the Battle of the Smileys right now but i'd like an archnemesis too in the future! __________________

07-06-2007, 05:38 PM	#360
No spoken words Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Where do YOU live? Posts: 43,249 Local Time: 09:09 PM	Beav phailed. __________________

12-30-2006, 08:23 PM	#344
No spoken words Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Where do YOU live? Posts: 43,249 Local Time: 09:09 PM	Still waiting, Beav. To be fair, after reading about how action packed your life is, I can see why you've not yet attended to my request. I hope you get it done before you, ironically, become my arch nemesis. Ha. Haha. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Um, yeah.

12-31-2006, 11:01 AM	#347
U2Girl416 Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: and if you don't know where you're going...any road will take you there.. Posts: 3,435 Local Time: 11:09 PM	I want one!

02-23-2007, 09:40 PM	#348
UberBeaver Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the most serious...douch hammer ever Posts: 20,318 Local Time: 12:09 AM	RedRocksU2 Dr. Blue Balls For over three weeks now the male population of Southern California has been unable to stand upright for the combination of pain and humiliation that the mad Dr. Blue Balls has wreaked upon the land. Construction work has all but ceased. The police force is decimated, but luckily, crime has dropped by 85%. The female population has picked up much of the slack, but still half the city is virtually paralyzed. The region is in despair. An uneasy silence is broken as Dr. Blue Balls arrives with her megaphone to shrilly remind the city that she is in control. "Hello? HIYA People! Remember me? We met at the 21 Club in Pasadena? You bought me a drink, we went back to my place? Ringing a bell? You said you were gonna call? RIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTT! Well, I remember you. I remember waiting by the phone. I remember the anxiety. I remember the humiliation, and you know what? I'm giving it right back. I challenge any man to stand against me. I challenge any man to even stand! HAHAHA!" "I stand." "What? Who said that?" "It is I." "No, it cannot be!" "Indeed, it is I, RedRocks. I recall you from the 21 Club. I recall promising to call." "BUT - How can this be? How are you not effected by my power?" "Woman, please. He who possess the Red Rocks is immune to Blue Balls. Silly girl, i laugh at thee. HAHAHA." "NOOOOOO! This cannot be! Why...why did you not call?" "Perhaps I lost your number. Perhaps I did not enjoy the conversation. Perhaps you were only one of many that night. Perhaps all of the above. Either way you have no right to behave in such a fashion, and for this, feel my wrath." "No...not again." "Ohh...si si, senorita. El Suave." "NOOOOO, not the Latin Charm!" "Aye, si, yes, little girl, the Latin Charm. You remember now? You remember how I mixed ingles con espanol? Si, si. Mira, chica, it is what I do. No peudo ayudarlo. I am, como se a dice?, a prisoner of my own charm, and you, senorita, are my warden." "But...I...wait, what? That doesn't make sense." "Aye, si, que importa. You are getting consada, verdad?" "My eyes, they are...heavy." "So, go to sleep, mi amor. Have suenas of you and I, and waterfalls. Go to sleep. And forget all of this. Go to sleep." And with that Dr. Blue Balls passed out in the middle of the freeway. The men of Southern California felt instant relief and quickly life began to return to normal. RedRocks flew away, bringing Dr. Blue Balls back to her home. He placed her in bed and left a rose on the sleeping body of Dr. Blue Balls. She awoke the next day, somewhat confused, but feeling wonderful. She spent the entire day blissfully, having no recollection of her scorned alter ego. Across town RedRocks sat on his balcony, strumming his guitar, weeping for his curse.

02-23-2007, 10:07 PM	#349
Screwtape2 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska “With Screwtape on Kettle Drum and Wormwood on Harpsichord!” Posts: 18,353 Local Time: 12:09 AM	I nominate this thread for the title of greatest thread ever. Can I have an archnemesis too?

02-23-2007, 10:10 PM	#350
Lila64 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: ♥Set List Lane♥ Posts: 52,894 Local Time: 10:09 PM	You still got it Beav

05-25-2007, 06:20 PM	#354
jobob Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: walking out to the street Posts: 6,957 Local Time: 01:09 AM	Great thread. (If you're still giving out archnemesises, I'm a woman.)

05-25-2007, 07:13 PM	#355
UberBeaver Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the most serious...douch hammer ever Posts: 20,318 Local Time: 12:09 AM	Haven't been in here in a while. I'll add you guys to the list. I may have burnt myself out on this topic, but who knows, the muse might inspire me sometime. TripThruUreWires (female) Namkur (male) Mr Brau (male) MacHat (female) LemonMacPhisto (male) RedRocksU2 (male) KatieBu21 (female) Onebloodonelife (female) YBORCITYOBL COBL_04 JanuaryStar Night_And_Day66 Bono's American Wife RavenBlue Jobob Bono Maniac No Spoken Words Reggie the Dogg Sicy Enajh2 Screwtape2 Bono's Lil Pal 94 u2Girl416

05-25-2007, 07:32 PM	#357
bonocomet Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: California :) Posts: 67,032 Local Time: 09:09 PM	If you do get inspired and start again, can you add me please? (I'm a girl) I've been watching the thread since the beginning

07-06-2007, 01:41 PM	#358
No spoken words Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Where do YOU live? Posts: 43,249 Local Time: 09:09 PM	Hey jackass. Happy birthday. Now, get back to work on this thread.

07-06-2007, 05:29 PM	#359
LarryMullen's POPAngel Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I'll be up with the sun, I'm not coming down... Posts: 53,698 Local Time: 12:09 AM	I never got an archnemisis. I phail.

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