Official Survey Thread

[Night & Day]

Your ex is driving next to you, what do you do?
Race bitch....I win.


Where is your significant other at the moment?
Chewing my corns off.
Sucker.



When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
I tend to constantly want to deck....





What is the last thing you spent money on?
A salad that had fake fecking cheese...





Who is the most attractive female on your Myspace friends list?
My Looooooooooooooooooo, Jonica Monet.
She so purty...Kaf say's sooooooooooooo.




If you had to hook up with one of your teachers who would it be?
All.


Congratulations! You just had a daughter!




What are you craving right now?
Back seat sex.




What was the last thing you cried about?
My daughter not being at my graduation ceromony.




When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, you keep it or tell them to keep it?
I make like a jew and say 'show me the monaaaay'.
And I am 1/60th jew...so don't hate.


Have you ever blocked someone on MySpace before?
Cock blocked.


Are you happy?
Sickingly.


Who came over last night?
You mom.



Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
No but my sister used to be cuz she was the only blonde.
Oh, mom... you so funnnayyy.


What was the last movie you watched at home?
Hot Showers #17



Where do you hurt?
Tongue.



What's something fun you did today?
Shaved.


Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Shook the eight ball...it told me what to do.



How many people of the opposite sex have you fallen asleep next to?
No sleep...only naughty stuff.



What kind of milk do you drink?
Define milk.



What are you going to do after this?
Sleep and sleep.



Do you like pickles?
Like weiner?



Favorite pop tart flavor?



What are your plans for the weekend?
Friday: Graduation ceromony.
Saturday: Kill Darth Vader.
Sunday: Eat broccoli.



Do you think you're a funny person?
I'm the funniest person you'll ever meet.



Who was the last person to send you a text message?
na


Last restaurant you went to?
Elephant Bar.
Yum.


How many hours did you sleep last night?
Last night was good, I slept in the extra room and it was heaven.


Anything going on between you and the last person you kissed?
Disease.


What do you do when you are bored?
Stalk.



Allergic to anything?
Fat blondes, skinny brunettes, lead singers.



What is your current mood?
Stealthy.


What were you doing an hour ago?
Watching Iron Chef and getting an amazing foot and leg massage.



Do you trust easily?
Not any more.



What is your favorite song?
Night & Day.



Who is your best friend?
Me.


What time is it?
Bed time...me worky..me tired.



Are you a cuddler?
A curdeller.
I curdle.

What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Tupac..
Now I gotta kill you.


How tall are you?
5'4....maybe.

Looking forward to anything?
The future.


Did your last kiss mean anything?
The election is counting on it.



What's your profile song and why?
Elevation...cuz I am high on life.


What do you want to be when you grow up?
Taller.

Are you afraid of growing old alone?
Not afraid.
Just keeping an eye on it.

What are you wearing?
A smile and nothing else.

 

[Night & Day]

Holding hands or arm around you?
Neither, overated.


Is playing an instrument a turn on?
It used to be, now I just want someone with a fecking incling of intelligence.



Is playing sports a turn on?
Soccer is pretty much out for me now...having to massage soccer players hairy groins...is just really....


Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Yep.


Is it annoying or cute when your tickled?
Try and find out.



Is eye contact awkward?
lol...I was thinking this after massaging said soccer player hairy groin man.



Do you like guys that wear makeup?
I like the LOOK of it, but I have my theories about men who go over the line of acceptable wearing.



How do you feel about guys with long hair?
I love long hair, to the shoulders, but not Willie Nelson shit.


Long hugs or the short cute ones?
Honestly...don't touch me.


NUMBERED:

1) What does your myspace headline mean?
Just what it says...geez.


2) Elaborate on your default photo:
Bono, N&D...

3) How many comments do you have?
No clue.


5) Are you happy today?
Meh...I am happy for my life, job, books, practice, but something tells me I need to leave this place.



6) Who will cut and paste this first?
someone

7) Someone with the same birthday as you?
Rick Neilsen from Cheap Trick.

9) Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yea.


10) Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes.

11) What is your favorite smell?
Freedom

12) What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
32 hours.

13) Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room?
Yes, several times.


14) Last person you saw that isn't part of your family?
You mom.


15) Talking on the phone is:...
necessary



16) Last Hug?
A client, Jaime, he bought a rather large pre-paid massage packet for all his laywer friends.
$$$


17) Last Text Message Says:
na


18) Last song you heard:
Bittersweet Symphony...The Verve.


19) What are you doing now:
I am pretty pissed right now, so I need this distraction before I go postal.

20) Tonight:
I have a seminar this afternoon, and I don't know how long it will take.
Then, more ignoring of my room-mate.

21) Wearing:
clothes


22) What did you eat for lunch:
I just had brekky.

TOMORROW:

23) Got any plans?
Make new business cards, Farmers Market.

24) Dislikes about tomorrow:
Farmers Market...snooze.


CURRENTLY:

26) Thinking about someone:
Myself...I gotta make some decisions.

27) Missing someone:
My kids.

28) Mood:
Pissed, contemplative, sleepy, meh.

29) Wanting:
To move.

30) Are you listening to music
Fox 11.

31) Who did you ride in a car with last besides your family:
Ron.
I call it indirect suicide.

32) What were you doing at noon yesterday?
Massaging.

33) Has anyone ever sang or played music for you personally?
Yes.
It was one of the highest points of my life.


34) Ever wanted to be a teacher?
Yea, and I just might be.


35) Forgive people?
There is one person I will NEVER forgive.
I forgive all others, but I will never forget.

36) What do your cousins call you?
Auntie Jase.

38) Has anyone ever told you they like you more than a friend?
Yes... mistake.

39) Name one hot celebrity?
Evan Farmer.


42) Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Absolutely


43) What's the weirdest thing you've heated up in the microwave?
What am I?... blonde?


44) What does your hair look like right now?
Decent.


45) Has anyone disappointed you recently?
Fecking story of my life.


47) Have you disappointed yourself recently?
No, I am quite happy with my accomplishments.


50) Do you have anyone who you consider a brother/sister but they really aren't?
Yes.

 

[Night & Day]

'Is playing an instrument a turn on?
It used to be, now I just want someone with a fecking incling of intelligence.'

I meant inkling...


Ironic, isn't it.

 

[Total U2 Nut]

NUMBERED:

1) What does your Facebook headline mean?
Exactly what it says fool.

2) Elaborate on your default photo:
It's me.

3) How many comments do you have?
You mean wall posts? Dunno.

5) Are you happy today?
I was, but something that I've enjoyed immensely for the last two years just came to an end - I'm going to miss it so much

6) Who will cut and paste this first?
? cmd+c cmd+v is my most used shortcut.

7) Someone with the same birthday as you?
My Grandpa

9) Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Nope.

10) Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Nah.

11) What is your favorite smell?
Cocoa butter

12) What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
30 hours maybe? Dunno, I don't count.

13) Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room?
Never.

14) Last person you saw that isn't part of your family?
Next door neighbour.

15) Talking on the phone is:...
Long.

16) Last Hug?
I don't remember, is that sad?

17) Last Text Message Says:
Something forgettable.

18) Last song you heard:
Viva La Vida - ColdplAY

19) What are you doing now:
I am talking to a friend and killing time here before I do the h/w that's set for tomorrow.

20) Tonight:
Make my Dad a bday card, it's his 50th tomorrow.

21) Wearing:
PJs

22) What did you eat for lunch:
Subway.

TOMORROW:

23) Got any plans?
Early start, college. Come home and maybe go to the gym - and draw up a revision timetable

24) Dislikes about tomorrow:
7am start.

CURRENTLY:

26) Thinking about someone:
Yes.

27) Missing someone:
Not yet.

28) Mood:
Tired, sad, angry, worried.

29) Wanting:
To get the fuck away from here, and to stay here as long as I can.

30) Are you listening to music
iTunes.

31) Who did you ride in a car with last besides your family:
Hmmm, dunno. I'm more a public transport kind of person.

32) What were you doing at noon yesterday?
In an exam.

33) Has anyone ever sang or played music for you personally?
No.

34) Ever wanted to be a teacher?
I did, and then two weeks of work experience with 5 & 6 year olds put me off for life

35) Forgive people?
Depends what for.

36) What do your cousins call you?
Natalie.

38) Has anyone ever told you they like you more than a friend?
Nope.

39) Name one hot celebrity?
Johnny D

42) Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
I guess so.

43) What's the weirdest thing you've heated up in the microwave?
I don't put weird stuff in the microwave

44) What does your hair look like right now?
A mess.

45) Has anyone disappointed you recently?
I have.

47) Have you disappointed yourself recently?
See above.

50) Do you have anyone who you consider a brother/sister but they really aren't?
No.

 

[Night & Day]

1. I've come to realize that my boobs...
Have brought kingdoms, and men...to their weakest points.
Don't deny it.


2. I've come to realize that when I talk...
I have an audience.


3. I've come to realize that when I love someone...
They get more 'narm' then they can possibly handle.


4. I've come to realize that I need...
To move...I need to be where I long to be.


5. I've come to realize that I have lost...
The pain of years past.


6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...
Someone says something untruthful, believe it as truth, make others believe it as truth, and when I know the truth, I don't say shit, cuz I am better than them.


7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...
Your going to get a lap dance.


8. I've come to realize that money...
Is coming outta my ass.


9. I've come to realize that guys...
Will do and say ANYTHING to get off.


10. I've come to realize that I am...
Just great the way I am.


11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on...
You.


12. I've come to realize that love..
Comes easy for those that deserve it.


13. I've come to realize that my cell phone is...
Brand new...I just got it 2 days ago.


14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning...
I was still tired...insomnia sucks.


15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night..
I think about my kids and if they are happy with their covers, and if their blankets make them happy and safe... if they are dreaming good, and if they think about how deeply I love them to no end.


16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about...
Work tomarrow, I have to pull a double shift, Thursday and Friday.


17. I've come to realize that when I get on Myspace...
I will know what my kids are up to.


19. I've come to realize that today I will..
Realize the day is just about over, and I will be thankful I am alive.


20. I've come to realize that tonight I will...
Probably not sleep...again.


21. I've come to realize that tomorrow...
Is a gift from Jah, and to never not look forward to it.


22. I've come to realize that I really want...
To have no recollection of a huge mistake I made a few years back.


23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is...
YOU. you know you want to...

 

[dsmith2904]

Avoiding work is so much fun!

1. I've come to realize that my boobs...
Are pretty great

2. I've come to realize that when I talk...
I very often sound like I know what I'm talking about

3. I've come to realize that when I love someone...
I have more love to give than I ever thought possible

4. I've come to realize that I need...
To stop apologizing and start living

5. I've come to realize that I have lost...
A lot of tension and grudges that were holding me back

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...
I'm actually letting go of hate, it's such an ugly emotion that takes up way too much time and energy

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...
I'll run at the mouth a bit too much

8. I've come to realize that money...
Is pretty important

9. I've come to realize that guys...
Are always warm

10. I've come to realize that I am...
Me

11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on...
Pete Wetz

12. I've come to realize that love...
Is the greatest power on Earth

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone is...
Getting a little old

14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning...
I shouldn't have taken Benadryl last night

15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night..
I sleep a lot better if I do a little yoga

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about...
Lunch already

17. I've come to realize that when I get on Myspace...
I won't be on MySpace

19. I've come to realize that today I will..
Check a few more things off my list

20. I've come to realize that tonight I will...
Take a long, lovely shower and watch "The Office"

21. I've come to realize that tomorrow...
Is Friday!!!!!!!!

22. I've come to realize that I really want...
For everyone to be happy enough in their own skin that they won't give a damn about what anyone else does or doesn't do

23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is...
A member of Interference

 

[Night & Day]

Does any one really ever read these?

Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
Jesus....



When you're walking, do you stop to drink?
Who says I walk...their lying.



Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
Yes, if not...Voodooooo...



Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?
omfg...my favorite question....
YES, I won't say it again.



Ever snuck out of your house?
hehe....




Kill or Be killed?
What the hell do you think.
I wanna live, you need to die.



Break someone’s heart or have your heart broken?
Get a transplant.



What did you do today?
Worked, Worked, and , um , Worked.....
then I drove to my office, then I went to the store, bought stuff for home-made strawberry lemon-aid that I have been promising Sebastian, then I went home and cooked dinner, cuz I rock like that.



Do you like someone right this second?
The Hef.



Would you ever get a tattoo?
I will get more, I have many.



What was the last thing you ate?
Edamame...mmmmmmmmmmm


Are you a morning person or a night person?
Both, you choose.


Do you snore?
No.



Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion?
Unfortunatley, yes.



What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead body?
I do quite often but they are bird bodies...courtesy of my cat, Beefy.


Do you like to spend time with people?
Meh...I am extremely picky.



Are you hungry?
No.




Are you a forgiving person?
I used to be.



When was the last time you did the dishes?
Weeks ago.... dishes are the antichrist.




Are you talking to anyone while doing this?
No, I am watching Girls Next Door.





Do you want a relationship right now?
Boner.



What are you about to do?
Your mom.



Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't?
Abe Vagoda from 'Fish' and 'Barney Miller'.


If you could be a superhero what would you want to do?
Time travel.


Your name plus "ness"?
Juice-ness.
Perfect.



Three feelings at the moment?
Excited, cat & vaginal.



Done anything you regret so far in life?
Believe The Fly.



Are you listening to anything?
Holly from Girls Next Door, so intelligent and well spoken...everything I want in a girl.




Where are you right now?
On a plain in Spain, mainly.


What are you scared of?
Not a single fucking thing.


Last movie you watched?
Dances with Hooves: A documentary about the rise of cameltoe in suburbia.




Last song you sang out loud?
"If your Happy and You Know it Clap Your Hands"



Are you thinking of someone right now?
Asslee Simpson's unborn child.




Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
Ms.Cleo
I's got's ta know..I'S GOTS TA KNOW!



Last thing you downloaded on your computer?
mmmmmmload.



Have you changed much this year?
My hatred for gas prices.



Where was the last place you went besides where you are?
Workum.



Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
I get Bush, all the time.



Do you speak any other language?
Fluent in body.



Do you dress for style or comfort?
I dress for you, and only you.


Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
Yea... And I've never even been....go figure!



What's the craziest thing you've done?
Called a white guy a 'cracker.



Favorite color(s)?
Beef.



What are you looking forward to this summer?
Fall.



Last time you smiled?
At work...I make people raff hard.




If you could choose any fate what would you choose?
I want to touch every inch of the world.






If you could have anything in the world, what would you want?
Everything.

 

[U2isthebest]

1. I've come to realize that my boobs...
are perfect. 36C, bitches

2. I've come to realize that when I talk...
I tend to ramble to the point where everyone stops paying attention.

3. I've come to realize that when I love someone...
I give everything I have and often end up getting burned.

4. I've come to realize that I need...
to stop analyzing the past and planning the future and just see what happens (Props to Carrie Bradshaw for that)

5. I've come to realize that I have lost...
a lot of the joy I used to have.

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...
people allow others to dictate their opinions and values rather than thinking for themselves.

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk
It wouldn't be pretty. Hence the reason, I limit myself to one drink.

8. I've come to realize that money...
has entirely too much power in this world.

9. I've come to realize that guys...
are often not worth the effort and afraid of real commitment. Once in awhile though, you find one that makes you forget the others

10. I've come to realize that I am...
a mass of contradictions, and I'm ok with it.

11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on...
Madonna and Lisa Edelstein. As a straight woman, I'm comfortable with that.

12. I've come to realize that love...
really is all we need. God is Love.

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone is...
way too much of an addiction for me *text whore*

14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning...
I really wasn't looking forward to this afternoon.

15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night..
I should probably turn off the computer earlier. It takes me too long too fall asleep.

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about...
wanting to go dancing tonight.

17. I've come to realize that when I get on Myspace...
I don't have Myspace anymore just Facebook.

19. I've come to realize that today I will..
need to go grocery shopping.

20. I've come to realize that tonight I will...
Probably end up not going out, since my friends and I didn't make plans because we're all stupid.

21. I've come to realize that tomorrow...
Is the 2 hour season finale of "Desperate Housewives"

22. I've come to realize that I really want...
everyone to have the same rights and freedoms regardless of race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, socio-economic status, etc.

23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is...
A member of Interference

 

[dsmith2904]

Just one last little distraction before I get down to serious work.



Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
I don't think so

When you're walking, do you stop to drink?
I slow down a bit so I don't spill water all over myself (I'm not the world's most graceful person)

Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
"You can't always get what you want but if you try sometimes you find you get what you need"

Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?
Yes

Ever snuck out of your house?
Yes

Kill or Be killed?
Kill

Break someone’s heart or have your heart broken?
I know I can survive a broken heart so I'd rather that than the guilt of having broken someone's heart

What did you do today?
Work

Do you like someone right this second?
This very second?

Would you ever get a tattoo?
Probably not

What was the last thing you ate?
Salad

Are you a morning person or a night person?
More of a night person

Do you snore?
A little

What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead body?
Probably be grossed out for a second and then go get help

Do you like to spend time with people?
Sure

Are you hungry?
Not right now

Are you a forgiving person?
Yes

When was the last time you did the dishes?
It's been a while

Are you talking to anyone while doing this?
No

Do you want a relationship right now?
Maybe

What are you about to do?
Write an article

Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't?
Quite a few times

If you could be a superhero what would you want to do?
Avoid commuting all together and just snap my fingers to get from one place to another

Three feelings at the moment?
Cold, unmotivated, full

Done anything you regret so far in life?
Trying not to regret

Are you listening to anything?
NPR

Where are you right now?
Work

What are you scared of?
Harm coming to my family and friends

Last movie you watched?
"Office Space" Ron Livingston

Last song you sang out loud?
Can't remember

Are you thinking of someone right now?
No

Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
A customer

Last thing you downloaded on your computer?
A photo

Have you changed much this year?
I'm constantly evolving

Where was the last place you went besides where you are?
El Torito

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Drew

Do you speak any other language?
I remember a tiny bit of my high school French

Do you dress for style or comfort?
Both

Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
No

What's the craziest thing you've done?
Quit a job I hated with no savings and no back-up plan

Favorite color(s)?
Purple

What are you looking forward to this summer?
John Mayer, Brian Setzer, Ricky Gervais, Eddie Izzard, my niece's first birthday

Last time you smiled?
A few minutes ago

If you could choose any fate what would you choose?
To lead a challenging, interesting and satisfying life

If you could have anything in the world, what would you want?
John Mayer or Pete Wentz

 

[Night & Day]

Are you tan?
A little, I am working on it though.

Do you have unlimited texting?
no clue.

Where did you get the underwear you are wearing right now?
You assume I am wearing...

What are you looking forward to in the next month?
My book will be in my hands.

Are you easily distracted?
Only by shiny vinyl and Fly goggles.

What's your favorite kind of ice cream?


Have you ever liked someone who treated you badly?
It was only after the fact that I found out really how cruel he was.

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?


What color are your socks?
I gots no socks to hold me down.

Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it?
Yes, my daughter does it all the time.



Who have you texted in the last 48 hours?
Actually yes, my first ever...to Jonica.


Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.


What are you listening to right now?
Fox 11 morning news.

Do you live with both your parents?
pshaw.

Last person you said "I love you" to?
Sebastian.

What is it you truly want right now?
To lose weight.

Are you wearing jeans right now?
No...I jammin in the jams

What is the wallpaper on your phone?
Bono.

How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
hundreds.

Do you think too much or too little?
Waaay too much. I wish could shut it off.

Do you dance in the car?
All the time.

Do you smile a lot?
Yes....it keeps people wondering

Do you have any siblings?
Mucho.

What's the last movie you saw in the theater?
Forgetting Sarah Marshal...so fecking funny


Can you live without the computer?
Don't even wanna try.

When was the last time you got flowers?
On Mother's Day, Ron picked a rose from our front yard.

Do you wish at 11:11?
nil.

Can you play any instruments?
The bass, but only a few songs.
I am more of a vocalist.

Favorite flower?
Many, but I love baby white daisies

Do you have a tattoo?
6

Are you hiding something from someone?
I am, but it will die with me.

What are three things you can't live without?
Air, functioning organs and love.

What was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning?
My hair looked ABF.

Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
Long and lovely.

Have you memorized your social security number?
I hope so.


Who is the fourth person on your contact list?
Contact list of what?

What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
I've had a few all nighters in my day.

What's your favorite thing to have on your bed?
My BB (Butt Bankie)

Where were you at 9pm Thursday night?
I seriously can't remember.

What happened at 10:00 am today?
It hasn't happened yet.

Is your family just a bundle of fun?
Yes...we all share the same sick, dark, twisted sense of humor.

Do you laugh at all the wrong times?
Yes...like yesterday at work...

When did you last cry?
It's been a few weeks.
Miracle.

 

[kafrun]

I'm tired of :
Complaining


I am listening to:
Nothing at the moment


Maybe I should:
Move (!!)


Chocolate is:
Heavenly


I have lost my respect for:
"Friends"


I last ate:
Chocolate!(Dove)


The meaning of my display name is:
My nickname


Right now I'm craving:



Love is:
Rare and complex and simple


MySpace is:
Fun


Today:
Is a good day


Tomorrow:
Will hopefully be too


Parties:
"I'm not a member of any party.. but I like parties"


QUESTIONS:

Is your cell phone right by you?
Usually


Are you wearing chap stick?
No


Are you tired?:
Nope


Are you wearing pajamas?:
lol, not at work


Are you mad?
nope


Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be?
nope


Are you upset?:
Not a bit


Last beverage ?
White tea


Last phone call?
Called grandma


Last time you cried?
The other day. I still miss my girl like it was yesterday


Dated someone twice?
Sort of


Been cheated on?
Yes


Been overseas?
Yes


Lost someone close?
Yes


Been drunk and threw up?
Never


Made a new friend?
I'd hope so


Fallen out of love?
Yes


Laughed until you almost cried?
Laughed til I cried


Met someone who changed your life?
Several..

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Are you tan?
Ha... Very funny.

Do you have unlimited texting?
I wish I did. My life would be tons easier.

Where did you get the underwear you are wearing right now?
Victoria's Secret

What are you looking forward to in the next month?
End of the spring semester, Race for the Cure, lots of other good stuff.

Are you easily distracted?
Huh? What did you just say?

What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
Anything with chocolate and peanut butter.

Have you ever liked someone who treated you badly?
Unfortunately, yes.

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
Yes.

What color are your socks?
Ballerina flats require no socks, thanks.

Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it?
Yes.

Who have you texted in the last 48 hours?
Friends about the Wings win, my mom, and an undeserving idiot...

Have you ever been cheated on?
Not to my knowledge.

What are you listening to right now?
Nada.

Do you live with both your parents?
Fuck, no!

Last person you said "I love you" to?
My mom.

What is it you truly want right now?
To be done with school - not just for the summer, but as in, forever.

Are you wearing jeans right now?
No... Black skirt.

What is the wallpaper on your phone?
Something real standard and non-exciting.

How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
One?

Do you think too much or too little?
Too much.

Do you dance in the car?
Um, no?

Do you smile a lot?
Depends on where I am.

Do you have any siblings?
No.

What's the last movie you saw in the theater?
I forget, it's been a while. There Will Be Blood?

Can you live without the computer?
Hell, no.

When was the last time you got flowers?
My birthday.

Do you wish at 11:11?
Negative.

Can you play any instruments?
Nope.

Favorite flower?
Orchids.

Do you have a tattoo?
Heart suitcase, yes.

Are you hiding something from someone?
A few things from a few people.

What are three things you can't live without?
Lip gloss, music, and my friends.

What was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning?
My mind is quite blank first thing in the morning.

Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
Long.

Have you memorized your social security number?
Sure.

Who is the fourth person on your contact list?
Contact list of what?

What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
I've had a few all nighters in my day.

What's your favorite thing to have on your bed?
Mia

Where were you at 9pm Thursday night?
Um...

What happened at 10:00 am today?
I was pretending to work.

Is your family just a bundle of fun?
Fuck, no...

Do you laugh at all the wrong times?
Sometimes.

When did you last cry?
It's been a few weeks.

 

[dsmith2904]

One from Kafrun
I'm tired of: Treading water

I am listening to: NPR

Maybe I should: Jump

Chocolate is: My second job

I have lost my respect for: Barbara Walters

I last ate: A doughnut

The meaning of my display name is: What AOL gave me

Right now I'm craving: A day at the beach

Love is: A renewable resource

MySpace is: A site I don't belong to

Today: Quiet

Tomorrow: Is another day

Parties: Are best when everyone's chill and up for anything

QUESTIONS:
Is your cell phone right by you? No, it's in my purse

Are you wearing chap stick? Lip gloss

Are you tired? No

Are you wearing pajamas? Sadly, no

Are you mad? No

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be? No

Are you upset? No

Last beverage? Water

Last phone call? A retailer

Last time you cried? April 13

Dated someone twice? No

Been cheated on? Not that I know of

Been overseas? Yes

Lost someone close? Yes

Been drunk and threw up? No

Made a new friend? Yes

Fallen out of love? Yes

Laughed until you almost cried? I have cried from laughing

Met someone who changed your life? Yes

One from LarryMullen's_POPAngel
Are you tan? Pale is the new tan

Do you have unlimited texting? No

Where did you get the underwear you are wearing right now?
Victoria's Secret

What are you looking forward to in the next month? Warm sidewalks at night

Are you easily distracted? Somewhat easily

What's your favorite kind of ice cream? Mint chocolate chip

Have you ever liked someone who treated you badly? Yes

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color? No

What color are your socks? No socks today

Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it? Yes

Who have you texted in the last 48 hours? No texts in the last 48 hours

Have you ever been cheated on? Not that I know of

What are you listening to right now? NPR

Do you live with both your parents? No

Last person you said "I love you" to? My niece

What is it you truly want right now? A job that challenges and excites me

Are you wearing jeans right now? No

What is the wallpaper on your phone? My niece

How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now? None

Do you think too much or too little? Way too much

Do you dance in the car? Absolutely (especially to "Hard Candy" )

Do you smile a lot? Not too much

Do you have any siblings? One

What's the last movie you saw in the theater? "Shine a Light:

Can you live without the computer? Probably

When was the last time you got flowers? I buy flowers every Sunday at the farmer's market

Do you wish at 11:11? No

Can you play any instruments? No

Favorite flower? Sunflowers and Gerbera Daisies

Do you have a tattoo? No

Are you hiding something from someone? No

What are three things you can't live without? Air, food, water

What was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning? I was wondering if I did have enough time to shower

Do you like to have long hair or short hair? Short

Have you memorized your social security number? Yep

Who is the fourth person on your contact list? Char

What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone? Like six hours

What's your favorite thing to have on your bed? My quilt

Where were you at 9pm Thursday night? Watching "The Office"

What happened at 10:00 am today? I was making my way to work

Is your family just a bundle of fun? Some of it

Do you laugh at all the wrong times? I have

When did you last cry? April 13

 

[Night & Day]

Has anyone ever seen you in your underwear?
Yes, but they looked better on him than me.

Are you stubborn?
Eh.Yea.

Miss the last person you had a thing for?
Not a single bit, good riddance.

What are you looking forward to?
Things and people.

What is one emotion you are feeling right now?
Confused.

Who did you hang out with last night?
I just got back from Hollywood with my sister.

Have you told anybody you loved them today?
I did.

Do you miss anybody?
Alex, my kids.

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
My boys.

Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now?
Yes, my daughter.

How has this week been?
Really good up until I found out I was the target of a hit list, and I am not shitting either.

Do you have a best friend?
I have, had, and do...

What do you want most right now?
For an idiot to get a fucking clue of what it means to be a parent.

Is your myspace profile private?
No

Have you kissed someone in the past 7 days?
Good God I hope so.

What do you carry with you at all times?
My pride, humor and compassion.

What person do you trust the most?
I trust no one equaly, just myself.

Have you ever written a love letter?
I have, I am a poet, and love is my specaility.

Are you perfect?
If only being chubbers is imperfection, than no.

Where are you most ticklish?
My G-spot

Next kisss?
Moist and moister.

Why is the last reason you cried?
When I told my 'hit man' (boy) that he can try everything to make me hate him, but I will not stop loving him.

What time did you go to sleep last night?
Late

Do you wish you could go back and change things?
No, than I wouldn't have learned.

Do you want anything right now?
Everything.

What will you name your son?
Bono.

What will you name your daughter?
Lovely

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
wtf?

What do you think of your number 1 on your top friends?
That she is the most perfect daughter I could ever ask for.

do you like someone right now?
meh

have you ever rented out a hotel room?
Oh yea...I can even remember the room numbers.

do a lot of people hate you?
Do I care?

have you ever injected a drug?
No

when was the last time you saw your grandpa?
A few years...

look to your right, what is there?
Ron.

do you fight with your grandparents often?
I never did. They were wonderful... I miss them.


have you ever been in a car accident?
Once.

have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?
Oppoisite.


what bed did you sleep in last night?
Yours.

 

[Night & Day]

Would you date someone who smokes?
Smokin', yea.


You're standing on the edge of the cliff, who are your last goodbyes to?
To my my past...and there would be no goodbyes.


What are you excited about?
Book, life.

Who was the last person you ran into unexpectedly?
A bitch from college who was all up in my grill.


Who will you be with Saturday night?
The Bay City Rollers

What woke you up this morning?
Wood.

Is there a member of the opposite sex on your mind?
Natch.

Is there anyone you wish you could be with right now?
My evil twin...I'm feeling naughty.


Are you gonna be home alone tonight?
No I have da boiz wit me.

Anything you wish you could tell someone but can't?
OMG...I can tell any one anything i want...I just happen to be a very nice person.
Lucky for them.

What are you doing tonight?
Hurtin'.

How has this week been?
In one word...GO-GO-GO.

Three hours ago were you touching a person of the opposite sex?
Exactly 3 hours from the time I am doing this...I was massaging the last person at work who happened to be a man...I did 12 people today.
I am fecked.

Last thing you cooked?
Shrimp and bow tie noodles.

Are you in a good mood?
I am flat out drained.

Do you believe in luck?
No.

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
It's not mine...no clue.

Do you like snakes?
Why not.

Does the number 23 have any significance for you?
None.

Be honest, do you like people in general?
Day by day it changes.
Today, I am good.


Sometimes, do you wish you were someone else?
Not a single day..I love myself.

Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
I did, my boy, and a woman I have been massaging who is 9 months preggars and I gave her, her last preganant massage, so I wanted to say my good byes.

Are you taller than 5'6“?
In my head.

What was the last beverage you consumed?
Water.

What does your last text message say?
'Did you get Sebastians confimation letter?'


Do you bite your lips a lot?
Lickety, lick, lick.

What do you like on your pizza?
Shroom's and double Black olives

Favorite drink?
Water with a lot of crunchy ice.

Who do you hate?
They know.

Do you take care of your friends while they're sick?
I only have 2 close friends...and they don't live close.
If they are sick emotionally, I am there.


Do you enjoy competition?
Only if it's stiff.


Favorite color?
Red.

Who is your favorite person to have a serious conversation with?
I have no one in my life I can't converse seriously with.

What brand of digital camera do you own?
Too lazy to look.

Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Not a single bit..I am a professional.


What are you craving ?
Rest.

What is the last pill you swallowed?
Co-enzyme Q10 with some soy flavins, etc...

How did you sleep last night?
For real it was the second night I slept like a baby.

What was the first thing you thought this morning?
I can't believe I slept that long.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
No clue.
Honestly.

What were you doing at 7 AM?
Saying WTF...I SLEPT?

Are your parents over the age of 40?
Dead.

Do you have siblings over the age of 2?
I do.

What is your favorite kind of weather?
Cool Mornings...days at about 87


When was the last time you stuck your tongue out?
At a chick who flipped me off...about 3 weeks ago.


Are you a loud person?
No.


Would you rather trade lives with a famous person?
Honestly no...I am happy with who I am.
Though....I wouldn't mind sneaking a shower peek at Evan Farmer.

Are you wearing any jewelry?
Cartlidge pierce.


Did you brush your teeth this morning?
Of course...ew.



If someone wanted to tell you how they felt, would you listen?
Well, hmmmm, I keep getting emails from a certain wife from a certain U2 tribute bands lead singer, who wants to keep telling me how she feels about our past 'friendship'...and I just don't give a fuck.
So I guess I'll listen, just don't expect me to respond.

 

[Night & Day]

Whats your favorite color?
Red...Red..RED!!!!!

Name one thing that made you smile today?
Waking up.. seriously.
It's been kinda scary lately.


What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Catching up online.

What is your favorite candy bar?
Hmmm. I don't eat much candy, but I'll go with Reeses.

Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.

What is the last thing you said aloud?
'24/7/365' To Sebastian about how long I will love him.
We say it to each other every single night before bed.

What is the best ice cream flavor?
No clue, I haven't had them all.

What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water

What was the last thing you ate?
I had a Cheez-IT.

Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
A client of mine, she's a young girl with body issues and we really connected, so she found me on myspace and I said hello back.

Do you take vitamins daily?
Yump

Do you go to church every Sunday?
Define church.

Do you have a tan?
Kinda

Do you drink your soda with a straw?
I don't drink soda.

What did your last text message say?
I love you Mom.

Are you someone's best friend?
I believe so.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Picking up my gargantuan paycheck and taking Sebastian out.

Where is your dad?
Asleep in the ground.

Where is your mom?
Next to my dad in the ground.

Look to your left, what do you see
Too ashamed to say.

What color is your watch?
No watch.

Do you use chapstick?
I do...I have lips like sugar.

What is your birthstone?
Turquiouse

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?
Drive-thru, if at all.

Do you have a dog?
1, not mine though

Last guy you talked on the phone with?
Prolly Ron

Last girl you talked on the phone with?
My Loooooooooo, Jonica.

Any plans today?
Taking Sebastian to the mall.

Ever go to college?
Yep, 4.0 grad.

Do you dye your hair?
I do.

Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
A stalker...no really. She makes me wish I never knew her.

Can you say the alphabet backwards?
If I tried.

Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Yes, Ron.

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Meh..I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

Are you jealous of anyone?
Not a single person.

Is any one jealous of you?
Couldn't care less.

Do any of your friends have children?
Yes.

What do you usually do during the day?
Work, comp, cook, write, regret.

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Yes, one person.
Yuck, now I gotta spit cuz you made me think about her.

How did you get your worst scar?
A man.

How many texts do you use a day?
none, but Jonica might text me one in a great while.

Do you believe in God?
With my whole heart, soul, breath and being.

 

[bonocrazy88]

Whats your favorite color?
Red

Name one thing that made you smile today?
Getting asked on a date.

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Sitting in my favorite coffee shop.

What is your favorite candy bar?
Reese's cup

Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.

What is the last thing you said aloud?
Later.

What is the best ice cream flavor?
dulce de leche

What was the last thing you had to drink?
Mint frappe

What was the last thing you ate?
cream of tomato soup (homemade)

Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
Nathan

Do you take vitamins daily?
no

Do you go to church every Sunday?
no

Do you have a tan?
hells no haha

Do you drink your soda with a straw?
no

What did your last text message say?
night home fry

Are you someone's best friend?
yes

What are you doing tomorrow?
Not working!

Where is your dad?
home with mom

Where is your mom?
home with dad.

Look to your left, what do you see
cars in a parking lot

What color is your watch?
No watch.

Do you use chapstick?
Yes, burt's bees!

What is your birthstone?
It's the November one.

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?
drive-thru, but I don't eat fast food too much.

Do you have a dog?
No

Last guy you talked on the phone with?
my dad.

Last girl you talked on the phone with?
Jennifer S.

Any plans today?
who knows yet.

Ever go to college?
Yes, I am currently a sophomore in college...starting in Sept.

Do you dye your hair?
no

Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
i have to pee.

Can you say the alphabet backwards?
no

Do you have a maid service clean your house?
no

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
No...although I do like a few...

Are you jealous of anyone?
yeah

Is any one jealous of you?
I don't know

Do any of your friends have children?
Yeah but not close friends

What do you usually do during the day?
now I work, use computer, read, blow around town

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
I hope not.

How did you get your worst scar?
I don't know if I have any scars...except on my heart.

How many texts do you use a day?
tons, at least 50, sometimes 100

Do you believe in God?
not sure

 

[Total U2 Nut]

Whats your favorite color?
Blue
Name one thing that made you smile today?
Watching my Dad play "roll the jingle ball" with the rabbit.
What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Watching Have I Got News For You.
What is your favorite candy bar?
Hmm, it changes. I dunno.
Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
What is the last thing you said aloud?
'"Make sure you don't delete CSI please"
What is the best ice cream flavor?
Coconut
What was the last thing you had to drink?
Pepsi Max
What was the last thing you ate?
Porridge
Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
I don't go on myspace
Do you take vitamins daily?
Nope
Do you go to church every Sunday?
Haven't been to a church in years
Do you have a tan?
Burn then tan
Do you drink your soda with a straw?
Yessss
What did your last text message say?
I can't remember. Something menial
Are you someone's best friend?
Doubt it
What are you doing tomorrow?
Probably go to the gym, and get down to some serious revision
Where is your dad?
Downstairs, watching tv
Where is your mom?
Downstairs, watching tv
Look to your left, what do you see
An Inkey Jones flyer, my college work folders, and empty can of Pepsi, some sticky notes, etc etc.
What color is your watch?
I don't have one
Do you use chapstick?
No
What is your birthstone?
What?
Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?
I don't think I've ever gone through a drive-thru
Do you have a dog?
No
Last guy you talked on the phone with?
Friend, Matt
Last girl you talked on the phone with?
My sis
Any plans today?
Today is basically over.
Ever go to college?
Sixth-form college? I'm at one now.
Do you dye your hair?
I haven't, ever
Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Little things
Can you say the alphabet backwards?
No
Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Ha, no
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Some scabby old etnies
Are you jealous of anyone?
No
Is any one jealous of you?
Maybe, can't see why though
Do any of your friends have children?
No
What do you usually do during the day?
Gym, revision, college, etc etc
Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Not anyone I know personally
How did you get your worst scar?
Burn
How many texts do you use a day?
Rarely any
Do you believe in God?
I don't know. When it suits me, maybe.

 

[bonocrazy88]

Who did you last get angry with?
Tonya

What is your weapon of choice?
My mouth

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
I have...I regret it.

How about the same sex?
I wouldn't want to hit anyone.

Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
I am not sure.

What is your pet peeve?
Lots of things. Snoring. Lying.

Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I let them go easily

What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
Take a vitamin. Clean up.

What is the latest you've ever woken up?
Ooh man, late in the afternoon, like in the PM

Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
My family across country

What is the last lame excuse that you made?
I'm sick

Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
ooh yes

How many times did you hit snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
2 times

What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
local coffee shop frappes

Are you a meat eater?
no

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
I don't recall specific measurements...a lot

Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
yes, pretty much

Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
Occasionally

Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
salty foods

Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
NO!

How many credit cards do you own?
none

If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
pay off college first. Then travel.

Would you rather be rich or famous?
rich

Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
no

What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
go to Argentina, learn spanish, graduate high school

What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
getting good grades in college

What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
fly a plane

Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
not really

Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
yeah prob.

Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
no

What did you do today that you're proud of?
kept my cool

How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
5 or less

How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
5 or less

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
yeah

What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
face, back, hands

Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
yes

Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
no

What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
her convertible

Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
Bono

If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
myself!

Have you ever been cheated on?
no

Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
probably

What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?

patience

What sin...
Do you do the most often? lie
Do you do the least often? kill
Is your favorite to act on? lust

 

[bonocrazy88]

1- Would you rather have a fun fling or a lasting relationship?
lasting

2- What was your longest relationship?
9 months

3-What is your favorite personality trait?
compassion, humor, understanding

4- What is the most romantic thing a significant other could do?
cook me dinner

5- When you are dating someone, what is the most important thing to you?
That person should have my back and understand me. We should be on a level with each other like no one else in the world.

6- Do you like pet names (ex: baby, sweetheart...)?
occasionally, but they can be annoying and kind of trashy if overused.

7- What is your ideal night out with a significant other?
dinner at a really chill place with awesome food and going out dancing or to see a live show or on a day around the town, exploring, seeing the sights.

8- What is your ideal night in with a significant other?
Cooking dinner together and talking all night.

9- Would you be able to tell someone you love them, even if you didn't feel it?
NO!

10- Do you like relationships that invovle serious commitments?
Yes. If it's right to make those commitments.

11- If you ever got engaged, how would you want it to happen?
Mutually deciding on it.

12- If you were engaged, would you want a wedding as soon as possible?
Heck no.

13- Do you like to talk about the future when in a serious relationship?
Somewhat...not too much future talk. I prefer to live in the present and let things take their own course.

14- Do you prefer a sensitive open relationship or a strong silent type?
OPEN!

15- When in a relationship do you have to have contact with your partner on a daily basis?
Not daily per se, but I would enjoy hearing from them as often as they can.

16- Do you like public displays of affection?
I could hold hands and kiss nicely, but nothing over the top like heavy making out, etc.

17- Is there anything you won't tolerate while in a relationship?
Lying to me

18- What is one thing that you value most in a relationship?
The ability to connect and be a confidante

19- Would you ever be able to handle a long-distance situation?
It depends on the person, where I am in life, and so many other things.

20- Do you believe in moving in together before engagement or marriage
Sure!

 

[bonocrazy88]

If you could live in any other place, where & why?
I am not sure yet. I am still looking for that wondrous place.

What animal best represents you & why?
Cat, because I am slinky and mysterious.

What is the craziest thing you ever did?
Flash some kids my underwear when I was wearing a skirt. (on numerous occasions all around town)

If you could meet anyone, who would it be & why?
Why Bono, of course.

If you could go back in time & live in any decade, which would it be & why?
The 20s for the fashion, etc. but I'll leave the laws and attitudes behind.

If you could have any superpower what would it be?
The power to heal.

Whos is your ultimate celebrity crush?
BONO.

What color best represents you?
RED

What would your life's theme song be?
Crazy- Alanis Morisette

Who would you cast to play you in a movie?
Molly Shannon

What celebrity best represents your vision of fashion?
Kristin Davis

What would your life movie be called?
What a load.

What is the greatest music video of all time?
So many. All U2 of course.

If you could star in any t.v. show, which one would it be?
Jeopardy. i want to win money for being smart.

What vehicle best represents you?
Honda Hybrid

If you could bring back 1 famous person from the dead for a day, who & why?
I would have to contemplate.

If you became president, what would you do first?
God I don't even know.

If you got one tattoo, what would it be?
a map of the world. *but I won't*

If you were on MTV's Made, what would you ask to be?
a travel journalist

Who do you think is the hottest athlete?
I honestly don't know athletes.

Who do you think is the hottest actor/actress?
Colin Firth.

Who do you think is the hottest musician/singer/rapper?
Bono

Who do you think is the hottest t.v. reality star?
No one.

What sport best represents you & why?
Running. Because I love to run, even though I don't.

What is your most missed memory of childhood?
Having not a single care in the world.

 

[bonocrazy88]

1. First Name: Jennifer

2. Age: 19

3. Location: West Virginia, USA

4. Occupation: cashier, and possible chamber of commerce assistant

5. Partner: No one at the moment.

6. Kids: None

7. Brothers/Sisters: none. I'm the only

8. Pets: My kitty, Maggie

9. List the 3-5 biggest things going on in your life:

a. New jobs for the summer

b. making money!!

c. summer vacation!!


10) Where and for what did you go to school for?: I have gone a year so far at Hollins University and I am going back in September.

11) Parents? Live with them. They're great.

12) Who are some of your closest friends? Jennifer, Sam, Tonya, Sarah, Lindsay, Chelsea, Allender

 

[Night & Day]

1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh?
I tried that...not pretty.



2. Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex?
I prefer flicking the light off and on during sex.
That way I can pretend we’re robots.



3. Do you judge people solely by their musical preferences?
Of course not!
Usually it’s by their skin color.



4. If you could 'take back' your virginity from your first partner, would you?
I wouldn't know who to blame, seriously.



5. Would you ever start a relationship with someone who was still living with an ex for financial reasons?
Um, ho'....for sho.



6. Do you need to know everything about someone's past?
Don't want to.



7. Is it more worthwhile and satisfying to improve the world or appreciate the world?
It’s more satisfying to appreciate myself.



8. Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life?
Yes. But to tell you the truth, I’m not answering the phone today.



9. Do you believe that dreams can be messages from a "higher level"?
Define higher level.



10. Would you rather have a great friend you could share everything with or a great lover you can't really talk to?
I’d try to negotiate a threesome with both of them.



11. Is the male or female body the closest to perfection?
Female...
Weeners are odd,
But oh so fun.



12. Should a child who's caught masturbating be punished?
Yes, a lifetme of dishes and toilet scrubbing.
Put that hand to better use.




13. Do you like kissing in public?
Yes. But as long as it's with no one I know.
I can't have evidence.



14. Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship?
Yes... a 'sleep and breakfast in bed' fetish.



15. Did America really put a man on the moon?
I think it was lead boots that did.
Did that make sense?



16. Would you date someone significantly (9 years or under) younger?
Um, I may be alot of things, but cougar is not one of them.
Shadd-up, shaaaaaduuuuuup!



17. Generally, in life, what makes you happy?
Money, fame, sloth, lust and Bono in his Fly attire, serving me hot dog all day long.



18. How do you handle criticism?
I fling poo..



19. Would you like to date someone a lot purer than you?
Only if I could defile them



20. When fooling around with someone, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?
Dick Cheney is looking hot.



21. Is it possible for Big Bellied Men to be equally attractive as Thinner guys?
As long as they have man-boobs.



23. Do you think the family of a murder victim should have any say in what punishment is given to the murderer?
Oh hell yes.



24. Would you have a "Happy Button" installed on your body, connected to your brain, which would instantly make you very happy?
I wouldn't have a need for it, as I am happy now.



25. Would you rather know everything about your mate, or be regularly surprised?
I don't want a mate.



26. We are all human, do you judge someone for a past indiscretion?
Not if they’re hot.



27. What is sexiest on a woman or a man?
A closed mouth.


28.Would you rather have your dream job or your soul mate for the rest of your life?
Dream job, then I could just buy affection.

29. Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?
So much so, my brain is falling out.
Watch your step.


30. Should your mate also become your best friend?
No, because then who would I exaggerate my sexual exploits to?


31. Would you rather marry a virgin or someone experienced?
Not marry, ever again.



32. How do you attract the opposite sex?
I don't have to do a thing but be a female, Men are weak.
Sorry guys.



33. Have you ever posed as a nude model?
Honestly, yes I did.
Ah, youth...



34. Would you prefer if good things happened, or interesting things?
Both.



35. Is it better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all?
It’s better to have loved and lost his number – you weren’t going to call him anyway.

 

[kafrun]

1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh?
I care not what people think of me. Fun is fun.



2. Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex?
Either



3. Do you judge people solely by their musical preferences?
No, unless you don't like what I like



4. If you could 'take back' your virginity from your first partner, would you?
Nah



5. Would you ever start a relationship with someone who was still living with an ex for financial reasons?
No



6. Do you need to know everything about someone's past?
No, thankyou.



7. Is it more worthwhile and satisfying to improve the world or appreciate the world?
Both



8. Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life?
Yes, absolutely. I'm there.



9. Do you believe that dreams can be messages from a "higher level"?
At times, absolutely. Mine are usually mental gibberish, but at the toughest times they are a huge window of clarity that I suffer for if I don't pay attention..



10. Would you rather have a great friend you could share everything with or a great lover you can't really talk to?
They can't be a great lover to me if I can't talk to them. So friend.



11. Is the male or female body the closest to perfection?
Female of course



12. Should a child who's caught masturbating be punished?
Sure, if you'd like to royally screw that child up for life.



13. Do you like kissing in public?
A little bit.



14. Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship?
Mmhmmmm..



15. Did America really put a man on the moon?
Sure



16. Would you date someone significantly (9 years or under) younger?
Not likely. Older, yes.



17. Generally, in life, what makes you happy?
People in my life.



18. How do you handle criticism?
Um, whut? I'm perfect.



19. Would you like to date someone a lot purer than you?
Boring..



20. When fooling around with someone, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?
No. Haven't been with anyone long enough to be that bored



21. Is it possible for Big Bellied Men to be equally attractive as Thinner guys?
No. Then again, no skinny guys for me.



23. Do you think the family of a murder victim should have any say in what punishment is given to the murderer?
Yes. Pls.



24. Would you have a "Happy Button" installed on your body, connected to your brain, which would instantly make you very happy?
I could say something terribly perverted in response to this one..



25. Would you rather know everything about your mate, or be regularly surprised?
Surprise me.



26. We are all human, do you judge someone for a past indiscretion?
Never.



27. What is sexiest on a woman or a man?
Lips.................... yum



28.Would you rather have your dream job or your soul mate for the rest of your life?
I have my dream job, so "soul mate".



29. Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?
Yes.................... within reason.



30. Should your mate also become your best friend?
To a degree, but a degree of distance or "mystery" is good to keep.



31. Would you rather marry a virgin or someone experienced?
Experienced.



32. How do you attract the opposite sex?
Be me.



33. Have you ever posed as a nude model?
No.



34. Would you prefer if good things happened, or interesting things?
Both!



35. Is it better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all?
Yes. Such a sweet ache to lose it.. better than to be numb to it at all.

 

[Zoots]

33. Have you ever posed as a nude model?
No.

Okay kaffy, get nekkid! Let me get a pencil and pad.

 

[kafrun]

:wtf75:

 

[thatsnotmypuppy]

Sleep with or without clothes on?
Boxers - socks when its cold - so on.

Prefer black or blue pens?
Blue

Dress up on Halloween?
We dont really do Halloween in Australia

Like to travel?
For sure

Like Someone?
Yep

Who sleeps with you every night?
Noone. My pillow??

Think you're attractive?
In the right light. The lovely grey in my hair is starting to shine thorugh!!

Are you a good student?
I was in primary school. got distracted in high school.

Are you currently happy?
Meh.

Birthplace?
Geelong, Australia

Christmas or Halloween?
Christmas (again - Halloween doesnt happen here)

Colored or black-and-white photo?
Colored

Do long distance relationships work?
Has before - but at some point someone has to move.

Do you believe in astrology?
Nope

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Lust yes. Love... not yet

Do you consider yourself the life of the party?
Nah

Do you drink?
Very very rarely - and then just the one or two.

Do you make fun of people?
Sometimes

Do you think dreams eventually come true?
I'd like ot say yes...

Favorite fictional character?
George W Bush

Go to the movies or rent?
I liked 'Rent' and saw that at the movies. Why isnt 'illegal download' an option?

Have you ever moved?
Numerous times

Have you ever stolen anything?
Yep

How's the weather right now?
Cold, cold, cold

Last time you cut your hair?
Last Tuesday

Last person you talked to on the phone?
A Spanish interpreter (work stuff)

Last time you showered?
Last night

Loud or soft music?
Hmm, both.

Mcdonalds or Burger King?
Hungry Jacks (Aussie Burger King)

Night or day?
night

Number of pillows?
One

Piano or guitar?
Guitar

Future job?
Hmm, probably more of the same

Current job?
Immigration - always good for a laugh

Current love?
Me myself and I

Current longing?
To go back to Hong Kong. It has been three weeks... I do love the place. Only been twice this year thus far. Next visit is on the way home from the Olympics in August...

Current disappointment?
General lethargy and the stubborn refusal of my body to shed any kilos despite actual effort for it to do so.

Current annoyance?
People in general.

Last thing you ate?
A KFC zinger burger - so I may need to work harder on that weight loss thing!!!!

Last thing you bought?
Alanis Morissette 'Flavors Of Entanglement', The Cure 'Freakshow' and a Lonely Planet guide to Shanghai

Most recent thing you are looking forward to?
Beijing baby! I was there in March this year, and even without the Games I am interested in seeing more.

What are you hearing right now?
Air con above my head.

Plans for the weekend?
Night shift until Thursday. After that I'm up to Sydney for 4 days.

What did you do today?
Tried to sleep. Failed. Watched Kung Fu Panda. Loved it.

Pick a lyric, any lyric or song?
"Just cause I think of you in bed, don't let it go to your head" - Fefe Dobson

Pick a movie quote?
drawing a blank. need sleep.

 

[bonocrazy88]

Sleep with or without clothes on?
depends. usually a t-shirt nightgown

Prefer black or blue pens?
black

Dress up on Halloween?
yeah!

Like to travel?
DEFINITELY

Like Someone?
not really

Who sleeps with you every night?
me, myself, and I

Think you're attractive?
yeah def.

Are you a good student?
I sure am.

Are you currently happy?
yes

Birthplace?
Virginia, USA

Christmas or Halloween?
Christmas.

Colored or black-and-white photo?
Colored

Do long distance relationships work?
for some people maybe

Do you believe in astrology?
yeah

Do you believe in love at first sight?
sure, for some people

Do you consider yourself the life of the party?
yes

Do you drink?
Sometimes

Do you make fun of people?
Sometimes

Do you think dreams eventually come true?
sure

Favorite fictional character?
Bridget Jones

Go to the movies or rent?
Go to the movies first and then rent later.

Have you ever moved?
not since i was like 2.

Have you ever stolen anything?
nah

How's the weather right now?
hot!

Last time you cut your hair?
a month or so ago

Last person you talked to on the phone?
Jennifer .

Last time you showered?
about 2 hours ago.

Loud or soft music?
Hmm, both, but MOSTLY loud.

Mcdonalds or Burger King?
Burger King. They have veggie burgers!

Night or day?
night

Number of pillows?
2

Piano or guitar?
Guitar

Future job?
no idea yet

Current job?
nothing at the moment

Current love?
no one

Current longing?
to make money

Current disappointment?
not making enough money

Current annoyance?
my dad

Last thing you ate?
Subway Veggie sub

Last thing you bought?
a pair of sunglasses

Most recent thing you are looking forward to?
going to a drive-in movie tonight

What are you hearing right now?
"16 Candles" on the TV

Plans for the weekend?
working perhaps... hanging with friends

What did you do today?
slept, ate.... lounged around

Pick a lyric, any lyric or song?
"Turn off the light, cause it's night on the sun. You're hopelessly hopeless, I hope some for you."

Pick a movie quote?
"What's happening, hot stuff?"

 

[Night & Day]

1-Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into?
A relationship with Ron.



2-What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready to go on a date?
Shaving.



3- What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of:
Burrito


4- Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time
Hair dryer.



5- Besides golfers, what is something you'd see on a golf course?
Filthy balls.



6-Name a household chore you actually enjoy?
None.



7-Name something you walk on:
My feet, duh.



8-Name a place where you see nervous people:
The gas pump.



9-Name something that can be cherry flavored.
Me.



10-Complete this phrase: "I’ll never forget my first _____"
U2 concert.


11-Name another word for "Dad":
Padre


12-Name another word for "Mom":
Sicko


13-Name something a married couple might want to have 2 of:
Good friends... so that when they fight, they have somewhere to go.



14-What is the first part of a person’s body to lose the war with gravity?
Nads.



15-Name something that is sold by the bunch:
Lovely coconuts.



16-What age would you retire if you had enough money?
At age 10.



17-Name something you'd find on a kitchen table?
Crumbs.



18-Name something that rhymes with “dizzy”:
Moist.




19-Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year’s Eve:
Well only your mom counted.



20 -Name something you'd see in a jail cell:
Future lover.



21-Name a month with 31 days?
No.



22-Name an occupation where you might work all night?
Ho'...fo sho.

 

[dsmith2904]

Haven't done this in a while. Surveys are always a great way to avoid work.



1- Would you rather have a fun fling or a lasting relationship?
Relationship

2- What was your longest relationship?
Three-and-a-half years

3-What is your favorite personality trait?
Graciousness

4- What is the most romantic thing a significant other could do?
Something small, sweet and totally unexpected

5- When you are dating someone, what is the most important thing to you?
Equality

6- Do you like pet names (ex: baby, sweetheart...)?
In small doses

7- What is your ideal night out with a significant other?
A long, fun, stress-free night

8- What is your ideal night in with a significant other?
A long, fun, stress-free night

9- Would you be able to tell someone you love them, even if you didn't feel it?
No

10- Do you like relationships that invovle serious commitments?
Yes

11- If you ever got engaged, how would you want it to happen?
Naturally

12- If you were engaged, would you want a wedding as soon as possible?
No

13- Do you like to talk about the future when in a serious relationship?
Yes

14- Do you prefer a sensitive open relationship or a strong silent type?
Somewhere in between (sometimes there's a benefit to not hashing everything out)

15- When in a relationship do you have to have contact with your partner on a daily basis?
Don't have to

16- Do you like public displays of affection?
Somewhat

17- Is there anything you won't tolerate while in a relationship?
Selfishness

18- What is one thing that you value most in a relationship?
Equality

19- Would you ever be able to handle a long-distance situation?
Done it and handled it quite well

20- Do you believe in moving in together before engagement or marriage
Yes