I had lunch with a spoon because I'm cool

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

 

[Down Under]

I murdered a monster because I hate my family

That does not sound good

 

[Queen Bee]

I kicked a phone because I'm a ninja

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I choked on a fireman because the voices told me too.


...oh my god.

 

[waynetravis]

I had lunch with a ninja because the voices told me to.

 

[Tilli]

I did the Macarena with Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

 

[SunBloc]

I murdered a baseball bat because I'm NOT a homosexual.



this is like one of those paper decision-maker things you did in school

 

[yeter]

I dry humped a birdbath befcause I was drunk

 

[Thora]

I dry humped a phone because the voices told me to!

 

[daygloeyes2]

I smoked a permanent marker because I was high.

 

[UberBeaver]

I did the Macarena with a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

 

[love_u2_adam]

i kicked a goat because that's how i roll.....homie

 

[Doozer61]

I ran over Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

 

[snowbunny00774]

I did the Macarena with a banana because that's how I roll.

 

[RavenBlue]

I yelled at a football player because I hate myself.

 

[JanuaryStar]

I kicked myself because that's how I roll.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

I smoked a homeless guy because I'm cool like that

 

[AngelofHarlem01]

I smoked a permanent marker because I hate myself.

 

[BluRmGrl]

I smoked my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy & I do what I want.





Ooooh - I'm gonna' get such a reputation!

 

[Chizip]

I yelled at a football player because I hate myself.

nov 25th birthdays rule

 

[Utoo]

I murdered a phone because I'm sexy and do what I want

 

[Carek1230]

I ran over a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

 

[U2Girl416]

I dry humped a pickle because I was drunk

 

[Carek1230]

I brought this to work today and passed it around and more people got such a kick out of it! It was great to see so many laughing!

 

[DILETTANTE]

I choked on a football player because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

 

[bono_212]

mine's pretty boring


I danced with my cell phone because I hate myself

 

[~BrightestStar~]

I did the Macarena with Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

!




I had lunch with a homeless guy because I hate myself.


Apparently insinuating I have low standards....




Btw, LemonGrrl, I didn't know you're an August gal!

 

[Mr. Green Eyes]

I yelled at a banana because I was drunk.

 

[RavenBlue]

I yelled at a football player because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

I know what I had cause I had this answer in a different website.

I had lunch with a football player because I'm cool like that