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Old 04-29-2009, 10:42 PM   #1
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From My big fat Greek Wedding

Nick Portokalos: Listen, you know. I really think you should say: eho tria orchidea. It means: everyone, let's come in the house. I think everybody will really like it.
Ian Miller: [mispronouncing] Eho tria orchidea?
Nick Portokalos: Yeah! That's good! Very good! You got it!
Ian Miller: I'm not falling for that again, Nick.
Nick Portokalos: What?
Ian Miller: Yeah, what. Angelo? How do you say: everyone, let's go into the house?
Angelo: Eho tria orchidea!
Nick Portokalos: Hum?
Ian Miller: Everyone: eho tria orchidea!
[in Greek: "I have three testicles!" - everybody laughs and Taki looks at Ian's crotch, surprised]
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:31 AM   #2
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From Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
Not the funniest line ever but it cracks me up.

[waking up after sharing the same bed on the motel]
Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!
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Old 04-30-2009, 02:22 PM   #3
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" Youre Mom goes to college"
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:52 PM   #4
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Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.
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-Airplane!
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:10 PM   #6
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"So many social engagements, so little time." (Gale Snoats, "Raising Arizona")
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Old 05-01-2009, 03:08 AM   #7
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" Im wettin my jockey's over here"! from Anger manangment
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Old 05-17-2009, 02:38 PM   #8
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Bartender: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...
Chet: Six times?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!

- The Great Outdoors
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Old 05-22-2009, 07:24 AM   #9
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Bartender: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...
Chet: Six times?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!

- The Great Outdoors

I love that movie!!

I love when they take a picture with the oldest man in Canada but it turns out he's dead. And you gotta love the "old 96er"
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:20 PM   #10
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It makes my lips numb just thinking about it...but if your friend is a good sailor and the boat is sea worthy...I'll go..ok...I'M SAILING!-What about BOB!
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"Yer killin' me, Smalls." ("The Sand Lot")
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Old 05-28-2009, 05:11 AM   #12
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We got no food, we got no jobs, ...........our pets heads are falling off!
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Old 05-28-2009, 06:40 PM   #13
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When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.

(Forgetting Sarah Marshall-I that movie!!! The Collectors version has TONS of extra footage, interviews, behind the scenes, deleted scenes and several versions of the film. Brilliant!!)
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Old 05-28-2009, 11:40 PM   #14
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" whats her name? UM SLIPPY SLAPPY SWAN SWAN SWASON? maybe its its on the brief case, OH YEA SAMSONITE, I WAS WAY OFF"
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Old 05-29-2009, 06:41 PM   #15
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^LMAO!!! That's a good one and hits home! My dad used to be called Suitcase by his softball buddies from the last name Simpson, go figure) and so did I sometimes. Samsonite...suitcase...simpson....hahahahaha
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Old 05-29-2009, 06:43 PM   #16
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" I hope you have hobo stab insurrance" from the movie ACCEPTED as they are investigating an old building at night
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Old 05-29-2009, 06:53 PM   #17
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Nope, ain't got me no insurance, mister!!

Hey I just tried to send you a PM & got a msg saying you are all full up & need to clear some space out. I wanna send you an email or PM or something.....go onto AIM or clear your PM account out mate!
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Old 05-29-2009, 07:26 PM   #18
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What the heck, I use this one all the time........

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Spicoli (Sean Penn) walks into class late and hands Mr. Hand(Ray Walston) his registration card. Mr. Hand tears it up.....

S- "Hey bud, what's your problem?"
M.H.- "No problem at all" Mr Hand gives him back the pieces.
S- "You..........DICK!

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Old 05-29-2009, 08:29 PM   #19
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I love this one...(I am on a Forgetting Sarah Marshall kick)

Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?
Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.


(I love that Aldous line, I've used it on several instances...."I just carried on living my life" )
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From the movie Pocahontas

John Smith tells Pocahontas "the tree's talking to me"

Last time a tree talked to a person this is what happened
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