bono_212
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We'll see how this goes, I guess it's partially laziness and partially a desire to copy everything B&C does that I'm starting this thread. But, I feel like we could get a lot of good information out of it, too, as to movies that are coming out that people might enjoy. The list I'm posting now is entirely comprised of stuff that I found of any remote interest, so please, please add to it, or tell me what's so stupid, no one in a million years should ever, ever watch it.
I'm going to be using U.S. Release dates, but if someone would prefer I go with whatever's earlier, I can.
I'm also going to go ahead and leave January on here, since a lot of these are probably still playing. (Though, holy shit, a lot of these movies suck, not sure why I want to see them
)
January
January 10th
The Legend of Hercules (dir. Renny Harlin)
January 17th
Ride Along (dir. Tim Story; Stars: Ice Cube, Kevin Hart)
January 21st
Knights of Badassdom (dir. Joe Lynch; Stars: Ryan Kwanten, Steve Zahn, Peter Dinklage)
January 31st
That Awkward Moment (dir. Tom Gormican; Stars: Zac Efron, Michael B. Jordan, Miles Teller)
February
February 7th
The Lego Movie (dir. Phil Lord, Christopher Miller)
The Monuments Men (dir. George Clooney; Stars: George Clooney, Matt Damon, Bill Murray, Cate Blanchett, John Goodman)
February 14th
Cuban Fury (dir. James Griffiths; Stars: Nick Frost, Rashida Jones, Chris O'Dowd)
Winter's Tale (dir. Akiva Goldsman; Stars: Colin Farrell, Jessica Brown Findlay, Russell Crowe)
February 21st
3 Days to Kill (dir. McG; Stars: Kevin Costner...the only man for this job)
Vengeance (dir. Gil Medina; Stars: Danny Trejo, Jason Mewes, 50 Cent)
February 28th
Non-Stop (dir. Jaume Collet-Serra; Stars: Liam Neeson, Julianne Moore, Lupita Nyong'o)
March
March 7th
300: Rise of an Empire (dir. Noam Murro; Stars: Sullivan Stapleton, Rodrigo Santoro, Eva Green)
The Grand Budapest Hotel (dir. Wes Anderson; Stars: There are too many)
Mr. Peabody & Sherman (dir. Rob Minkoff)
March 14th
Need for Speed (dir. Scott Waugh; Stars: Aaron Paul, Dominic Cooper, Scott Mescudi)
Veronica Mars (dir. Rob Thomas; Stars: Kristen Bell, Gaby Hoffmann, James Franco)
Grace of Monaco (dir. Olivier Dahan; Stars: Nicole Kidman, Tim Roth, André Penvern)
March 21st
Nymphomaniac Vol. I (dir. Lars von Trier; Stars: Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Stacy Martin)
Jodorowsky's Dune (dir. Frank Pavich)
Muppet's Most Wanted (dir. James Bobin; Stars: Tina Fey, Ricky Gervais, Ty Burrell)
March 28th
Noah (dir. Darren Aronofsky; Stars: Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly, Anthony Hopkins)
April
April 4th
Under the Skin (dir. Jonathan Glazer; Stars: Scarlett Johansson, Antonia Campbell-Hughes, Paul Brannigan)
Nymphomaniac Vol. II (dir. Lars von Trier; Stars: Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Stacy Martin)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo; Stars: Chris Evans, Frank Grillo, Sebastian Stan)
April 11th
Draft Day (dir. Ivan Reitman; Stars: Kevin Costner, Jennifer Garner, Ellen Burstyn)
Calvary (U.K. Release date, dir. John Michael McDonagh; Stars: Brendan Gleeson, Chris O'Dowd, Kelly Reilly)
St. Vincent De Van Nuys (dir. Theodore Melfi; Stars: Bill Murray, Melissa McCarthy, Naomi Watts)
April 18th
Transcendence (dir. Wally Pfister; Stars: Johnny Depp, Kate Mara, Morgan Freeman)
April 25th
The Other Woman (dir. Nick Cassavetes; Stars: Cameron Diaz, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Kate Upton)
May
May 9th
The Double (dir. Richard Ayoade; Stars: Mia Wasikowska, Jesse Eisenberg, Chris O'Dowd)
Chef (dir. Jon Favreau; Stars: Jon Favreau, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson)
Neighbors (dir. Nicholas Stoller; Stars: Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, Zac Efron)
May 16th
Million Dollar Arm (dir. Craig Gillespie; Stars: Lake Bell, Jon Hamm, Bill Paxton)
May 23th
Blended (dir. Frank Coraci; Stars: Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Wendi McLendon-Covey)
X-Men: Darys of Future Past (dir. Bryan Singer; Stars: Jennifer Lawrence, Evan Peters, Michael Fassbender)
May 30th
Maleficent (dir. Robert Stromberg; Stars: Angelina Jolie, Elle Fanning, Sharlto Copley)
A Million Ways to Die in the West (dir. Seth MacFarlane; Stars: Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Liam Neeson, Seth MacFarlane)
June
June 6th
Edge of Tomorrow (dir. Doug Liman; Stars: Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton)
June 13th
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (dir. Dean DeBlois)
July
July 2nd
Tammy (dir. Ben Falcone; Stars: Melissa McCarthy, Susan Sarandon, Dan Aykroyd)
July 18th
Jupiter Ascending (dir. Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski; Stars: Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, Sean Bean's corpse)
July 25th
Hercules: The Thracian Wars (dir. Brett Ratner; Stars: Dwayne Johnson, John Hurt, Ian McShane)
August
August 1st
Guardians of the Galaxy (dir. James Gunn; Stars: Bradley Cooper, Lee Pace, Vin Diesel)
Get on Up (dir. Tate Taylor; Stars: Chadwick Boseman, Nelsan Ellis, Viola Davis)
August 8th
Lucy (dir. Luc Besson; Stars: Scarlett Johansson, Morgan Freeman, Min-sik Choi)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (dir. Jonathan Liebesman; Stars: Megan Fox, Will Arnett, William Fichtner)
August 15th
The Giver (dir. Phillip Noyce; Stars: Jeff Bridges, Meryl Streep, Alexander Skarsgård, Taylor Swift)
August 22nd
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (dir. Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez; Stars: Jessica Alba, Mickey Rourke, Rosario Dawson, etc., etc.)
If I Stay (dir. R.J. Cutler; Stars: Chloë Grace Moretz, Mireille Enos, Lee Smith)
August 29th
Jane Got a Gun (dir. Gavin O'Connor; Stars: Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor, Rodrigo Santoro)
September
September 12th
This is Where I Leave You (dir. Shawn Levy; Stars: Rose Byrne, Timothy Olyphant, Adam Driver)
September 19th
The Drop (dir. Michaël R. Roskam; Stars: Tom Hardy, Noomi Rapace, James Gandolfini)
A Walk Among the Tombstones (dir. Scott Frank; Stars: Liam Neeson, Dan Stevens, Marina Squerciati)
September 26th
The Boxtrolls (dir. Graham Annable, Anthony Stacchi - It's by the studio that did Coraline)
The Equalizer (dir. Antoine Fuqua; Stars: Denzel Washington, Chloë Grace Moretz, Melissa Leo)
October
October 3rd
Gone Girl (dir. David Fincher; Stars: Rosamund Pike, Ben Affleck, Neil Patrick Harris)
October 10th
The Judge (dir. David Dobkin; Stars: Robert Downey, Jr., Robert Duvall, Vera Farmiga)
October 17th
The Book of Life (dir. Jorge R. Gutierrez; Produced by Guillermo Del Toro)
November
November 7th
Big Hero 6 (dir. Don Hall, Chris Williams)
Interstellar (dir. Christopher Nolan; Stars: Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain)
November 14th
Dumb and Dumber To (dir. Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly; Stars: Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels)
Fury (dir. David Ayer; Stars: Brad Pitt, Logan Lerman, Shia LaBeouf)
November 21st
McFarland (dir. Niki Caro; Stars: Kevin Costner, Maria Bello, Elsie Fisher)
December
December 12th
Exodus (dir. Ridley Scott; Stars: Christian Bale, Aaron Paul, Ben Kingsley)
Paddington (dir. Paul King; Stars: Hugh Bonneville, Sally Hawkins, Julie Walters, Nicole Kidman)
December 19th
Annie (dir. Will Gluck; Stars: Quvenzhané Wallis, Jamie Foxx, Cameron Diaz)
Night at the Museum 3 (dir. Shawn Levy; Stars: Ben Stiller, Rebel Wilson, Robin Williams)
December 25th
Into the Woods (dir. Rob Marshall; Stars: Johnny Depp, Chris Pine, Anna Kendrick, Meryl Streep)
Unbroken (dir. Angelina Jolie; Stars: Garrett Hedlund, Domhnall Gleeson, Jai Courtney)
TBA
The Zero Theorum (dir. Terry Gilliam; Stars: Christoph Waltz, Mélanie Thierry, David Thewlis)
A Most Wanted Man (dir. Anton Corbijn; Stars: Rachel McAdams, Robin Wright, Daniel Brühl, Philip Seymour Hoffman) - Fall
The Congress (dir. Ari Folman; Stars: Robin Wright, Harvey Keitel, Jon Hamm)
Snowpiercer (dir. Joon-ho Bong (or a Weinstein, depending on which cut the states end up getting); Stars: Tilda Swinton, Chris Evans, Luke Pasqualino)
Foxcatcher (dir. Bennett Miller; Stars: Channing Tatum, Anthony Michael Hall, Steve Carell)
Phew...did you get all that?
I'm going to be using U.S. Release dates, but if someone would prefer I go with whatever's earlier, I can.
I'm also going to go ahead and leave January on here, since a lot of these are probably still playing. (Though, holy shit, a lot of these movies suck, not sure why I want to see them
) January
January 10th
The Legend of Hercules (dir. Renny Harlin)
January 17th
Ride Along (dir. Tim Story; Stars: Ice Cube, Kevin Hart)
January 21st
Knights of Badassdom (dir. Joe Lynch; Stars: Ryan Kwanten, Steve Zahn, Peter Dinklage)
January 31st
That Awkward Moment (dir. Tom Gormican; Stars: Zac Efron, Michael B. Jordan, Miles Teller)
February
February 7th
The Lego Movie (dir. Phil Lord, Christopher Miller)
The Monuments Men (dir. George Clooney; Stars: George Clooney, Matt Damon, Bill Murray, Cate Blanchett, John Goodman)
February 14th
Cuban Fury (dir. James Griffiths; Stars: Nick Frost, Rashida Jones, Chris O'Dowd)
Winter's Tale (dir. Akiva Goldsman; Stars: Colin Farrell, Jessica Brown Findlay, Russell Crowe)
February 21st
3 Days to Kill (dir. McG; Stars: Kevin Costner...the only man for this job)
Vengeance (dir. Gil Medina; Stars: Danny Trejo, Jason Mewes, 50 Cent)
February 28th
Non-Stop (dir. Jaume Collet-Serra; Stars: Liam Neeson, Julianne Moore, Lupita Nyong'o)
March
March 7th
300: Rise of an Empire (dir. Noam Murro; Stars: Sullivan Stapleton, Rodrigo Santoro, Eva Green)
The Grand Budapest Hotel (dir. Wes Anderson; Stars: There are too many)
Mr. Peabody & Sherman (dir. Rob Minkoff)
March 14th
Need for Speed (dir. Scott Waugh; Stars: Aaron Paul, Dominic Cooper, Scott Mescudi)
Veronica Mars (dir. Rob Thomas; Stars: Kristen Bell, Gaby Hoffmann, James Franco)
Grace of Monaco (dir. Olivier Dahan; Stars: Nicole Kidman, Tim Roth, André Penvern)
March 21st
Nymphomaniac Vol. I (dir. Lars von Trier; Stars: Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Stacy Martin)
Jodorowsky's Dune (dir. Frank Pavich)
Muppet's Most Wanted (dir. James Bobin; Stars: Tina Fey, Ricky Gervais, Ty Burrell)
March 28th
Noah (dir. Darren Aronofsky; Stars: Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly, Anthony Hopkins)
April
April 4th
Under the Skin (dir. Jonathan Glazer; Stars: Scarlett Johansson, Antonia Campbell-Hughes, Paul Brannigan)
Nymphomaniac Vol. II (dir. Lars von Trier; Stars: Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Stacy Martin)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo; Stars: Chris Evans, Frank Grillo, Sebastian Stan)
April 11th
Draft Day (dir. Ivan Reitman; Stars: Kevin Costner, Jennifer Garner, Ellen Burstyn)
Calvary (U.K. Release date, dir. John Michael McDonagh; Stars: Brendan Gleeson, Chris O'Dowd, Kelly Reilly)
St. Vincent De Van Nuys (dir. Theodore Melfi; Stars: Bill Murray, Melissa McCarthy, Naomi Watts)
April 18th
Transcendence (dir. Wally Pfister; Stars: Johnny Depp, Kate Mara, Morgan Freeman)
April 25th
The Other Woman (dir. Nick Cassavetes; Stars: Cameron Diaz, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Kate Upton)
May
May 9th
The Double (dir. Richard Ayoade; Stars: Mia Wasikowska, Jesse Eisenberg, Chris O'Dowd)
Chef (dir. Jon Favreau; Stars: Jon Favreau, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson)
Neighbors (dir. Nicholas Stoller; Stars: Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, Zac Efron)
May 16th
Million Dollar Arm (dir. Craig Gillespie; Stars: Lake Bell, Jon Hamm, Bill Paxton)
May 23th
Blended (dir. Frank Coraci; Stars: Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Wendi McLendon-Covey)
X-Men: Darys of Future Past (dir. Bryan Singer; Stars: Jennifer Lawrence, Evan Peters, Michael Fassbender)
May 30th
Maleficent (dir. Robert Stromberg; Stars: Angelina Jolie, Elle Fanning, Sharlto Copley)
A Million Ways to Die in the West (dir. Seth MacFarlane; Stars: Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Liam Neeson, Seth MacFarlane)
June
June 6th
Edge of Tomorrow (dir. Doug Liman; Stars: Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton)
June 13th
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (dir. Dean DeBlois)
July
July 2nd
Tammy (dir. Ben Falcone; Stars: Melissa McCarthy, Susan Sarandon, Dan Aykroyd)
July 18th
Jupiter Ascending (dir. Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski; Stars: Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, Sean Bean's corpse)
July 25th
Hercules: The Thracian Wars (dir. Brett Ratner; Stars: Dwayne Johnson, John Hurt, Ian McShane)
August
August 1st
Guardians of the Galaxy (dir. James Gunn; Stars: Bradley Cooper, Lee Pace, Vin Diesel)
Get on Up (dir. Tate Taylor; Stars: Chadwick Boseman, Nelsan Ellis, Viola Davis)
August 8th
Lucy (dir. Luc Besson; Stars: Scarlett Johansson, Morgan Freeman, Min-sik Choi)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (dir. Jonathan Liebesman; Stars: Megan Fox, Will Arnett, William Fichtner)
August 15th
The Giver (dir. Phillip Noyce; Stars: Jeff Bridges, Meryl Streep, Alexander Skarsgård, Taylor Swift)
August 22nd
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (dir. Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez; Stars: Jessica Alba, Mickey Rourke, Rosario Dawson, etc., etc.)
If I Stay (dir. R.J. Cutler; Stars: Chloë Grace Moretz, Mireille Enos, Lee Smith)
August 29th
Jane Got a Gun (dir. Gavin O'Connor; Stars: Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor, Rodrigo Santoro)
September
September 12th
This is Where I Leave You (dir. Shawn Levy; Stars: Rose Byrne, Timothy Olyphant, Adam Driver)
September 19th
The Drop (dir. Michaël R. Roskam; Stars: Tom Hardy, Noomi Rapace, James Gandolfini)
A Walk Among the Tombstones (dir. Scott Frank; Stars: Liam Neeson, Dan Stevens, Marina Squerciati)
September 26th
The Boxtrolls (dir. Graham Annable, Anthony Stacchi - It's by the studio that did Coraline)
The Equalizer (dir. Antoine Fuqua; Stars: Denzel Washington, Chloë Grace Moretz, Melissa Leo)
October
October 3rd
Gone Girl (dir. David Fincher; Stars: Rosamund Pike, Ben Affleck, Neil Patrick Harris)
October 10th
The Judge (dir. David Dobkin; Stars: Robert Downey, Jr., Robert Duvall, Vera Farmiga)
October 17th
The Book of Life (dir. Jorge R. Gutierrez; Produced by Guillermo Del Toro)
November
November 7th
Big Hero 6 (dir. Don Hall, Chris Williams)
Interstellar (dir. Christopher Nolan; Stars: Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain)
November 14th
Dumb and Dumber To (dir. Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly; Stars: Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels)
Fury (dir. David Ayer; Stars: Brad Pitt, Logan Lerman, Shia LaBeouf)
November 21st
McFarland (dir. Niki Caro; Stars: Kevin Costner, Maria Bello, Elsie Fisher)
December
December 12th
Exodus (dir. Ridley Scott; Stars: Christian Bale, Aaron Paul, Ben Kingsley)
Paddington (dir. Paul King; Stars: Hugh Bonneville, Sally Hawkins, Julie Walters, Nicole Kidman)
December 19th
Annie (dir. Will Gluck; Stars: Quvenzhané Wallis, Jamie Foxx, Cameron Diaz)
Night at the Museum 3 (dir. Shawn Levy; Stars: Ben Stiller, Rebel Wilson, Robin Williams)
December 25th
Into the Woods (dir. Rob Marshall; Stars: Johnny Depp, Chris Pine, Anna Kendrick, Meryl Streep)
Unbroken (dir. Angelina Jolie; Stars: Garrett Hedlund, Domhnall Gleeson, Jai Courtney)
TBA
The Zero Theorum (dir. Terry Gilliam; Stars: Christoph Waltz, Mélanie Thierry, David Thewlis)
A Most Wanted Man (dir. Anton Corbijn; Stars: Rachel McAdams, Robin Wright, Daniel Brühl, Philip Seymour Hoffman) - Fall
The Congress (dir. Ari Folman; Stars: Robin Wright, Harvey Keitel, Jon Hamm)
Snowpiercer (dir. Joon-ho Bong (or a Weinstein, depending on which cut the states end up getting); Stars: Tilda Swinton, Chris Evans, Luke Pasqualino)
Foxcatcher (dir. Bennett Miller; Stars: Channing Tatum, Anthony Michael Hall, Steve Carell)
Phew...did you get all that?
Move release back!
