Your top 15 Seinfeld episodes!

[zooropop40]

So, I LOVE seinfeld. and I was wondering what everyone's favorite 15 episodes were??


Here is my list (in no particular order):

1. The Soup Nazi
2. The contest
3. The Marine Biologist
4. The Rye
5. The Puffy Shirt
6. The English Patient
7. The Package
8. The Airport
9. The Limo
10. The Couch
11. The Little Kicks
12. The Nap
13. The Suzie
14. The Implant
15. The Merv Griffin Show

[GirlsAloudFan]

1. The Marine Biologist (The sea was angry that day, my friends...)
2. The Dinner Party (Look to the cookie!)
3. The Contest
4. The Airport
5. The Opera
6. The Voice (HELLOOOOOOO)
7. The Alternate Side (These pretzels are making me thirsty)
8. The Sniffing Accountant (Here's to feeling good all the time!)
9. The Strike
10. The Red Dot (Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell Scotch)
11. The Hamptons
12. The Parking Garage
13. The Phone Message
14. The Soup Nazi
15. The Boyfriend 1 + 2

That shit was difficult. Of course, there are literally dozens of other episodes that could easily pop into that list but...there ya go. Best show ever.

[2861U2]

Am I a bad person for seeing roughly 3 episodes of Seinfeld in my entire life?

[elevated_u2_fan]

yes

[impy13]

1. The Fusilli Jerry - "I'll show him Assman!"
2. The Voice - "You know Darren, if you would have told me 25 years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window."
3. The Mom & Pop Store - "That's right. He's an instigator."
4. The Fire - "Me forget it? You should forget it! You're living in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!"
5. The Calzone - "Let me be perfectly blunt. I don't care for you, Costanza. You hang out on the west side of the building with Seinfeld all day laughing it up, wasting your lives."
6. The Chicken Roaster - "Hold it, Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce."
7. The Hamptons - "I WAS IN THE POOL!"
8. The Nap - "I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning."
9. The Little Kicks - ""It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music."
10. The Slicer - "You call yourself life saver, I call you Pimple-Popper, M.D."


Those aren't even really in order. This is way, way too difficult.

[elevated_u2_fan]

Originally Posted by impy13

2. The Voice - "You know Darren, if you would have told me 25 years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would've said you're crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window."

Heeellllooooooooo!

[joyfulgirl]

Having lived in NYC during the Seinfeld years, it's sort of hard to pick favorites. Every episode had something that seemed to be directly out of my life (I used to even get soup from the soup nazi). But I do remember laughing so hard it hurt over "maybe a dingo ate your baby." I don't even think it was a favorite episode, just that line killed me.

[zooropop40]

Originally Posted by impy13

6. The Chicken Roaster - "Hold it, Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce."

"VILE WEED!!!" - one of my favorite newman quotes.

I forget "the voice" and I also love "the slicer" and "The pilot"- those would probably be my 16, 17 and 18

[zooropop40]

"Poppy peed on my sofa!!!!"

[impy13]

Your duck is cooking as we speak. It is so succulent...so succulent! Poppie does very well...very well.

[elevated_u2_fan]

there are just too many to list...

Serenity Now (HOOOCHIE MAMA!) comes to mind along with the Frogger Machine (Slippery Pete ) and the Puerto Rican Day Parade (these people are very festive!) and the Muffin Tops (Top Of The Muffin - TO YOU!)...

[impy13]

I come from Ukraine. You not say Ukraine weak.

[Fernando-]

I love this show, I couldn't pick just 15, It just would be impossible...

[maro_chik]

Wow... Tough task, but I'll give it a shot.

1. The Little Kicks - "Please. ...Not in my home."
2. The Pen - "All I said was I liked the pen!"
3. The Cafe - "Maybe the test was gender biased - questions about hunting and testicles..."
4. The Suzie - "She and I have had our problems. And you and she!"
5. The Burning - "You stole my Jesus fish!"
6. The Pez Dispenser - "I've got hand!"
7. The Conversion - "Is that the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?"
8. The Doll - "You were in bed with your mother last night?"
9. The Fatigues - "The night is hot. The mind races. You think about your knife..."
10. The Outing - "Oh my God... MY MOTHER!"
11. The Serenity Now - "...Insanity later."
12. The Merv Griffin Show - "The Hakuna Matata is not nearly as embarrassing as the cup of soup."
13. The Lip Reader - "They're ball *boys*. Not ball *men*"
14. The Maestro - "Criminals! Stop it, stop it, stop it!"
15. The Opera - "You know I've kiboshed before."

[one4u2]

Off the top of my head:

1-The big salad
2-The library book
3-Soup Nazi
6-The Marble Rye
7-The Muffin Tops
8-Frogger
9-Mutton..that cracked me up
10-Sponge worthy

[bono_man2002]

Originally Posted by 2861U2

Am I a bad person for seeing roughly 3 episodes of Seinfeld in my entire life?

Yes. I don't think you've lived

Originally Posted by elevated_u2_fan

Heeellllooooooooo!

I love 'The Outing' , I don't think I can even manage to pick my top 15!

[Slipstream]

Season 4, Episode 18 - The Old Man


Kramer and Newman try to flog records to Bleeker Bob's Records. Kramer
tells Newman what to say.


Newman - You are nothing but a piece crap.

Record guy - Pardon.

Newman - A piece of crap.

Newman - I find you extremely ugly.

Record guy - Do you?

Newman - You emit a foul and unpleasant odour.

Record guy - Is that right?

Newman - I loooooaaaathe you.

[Earl-Of-IMDb]

soup nazi episode!

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

the one were kramer he thought the saw the milk red but instead got the sauce.

don't remember but theres a few

[Fernando-]

Originally Posted by Earl-Of-IMDb

the one were kramer he thought the saw the milk red but instead got the sauce.

don't remember but theres a few

Season 8, The chicken roaster.

Kramer mistakes tomato juice for milk because he's been exposed to too much red light.

[Fernando-]

Come on, there's gotta be more Seinfeld appreciation around here...

Let see if these can lift up the spirit: