What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

[Lancemc]

Thanks for the link, I'll give it a listen a bit later.

 

[LMP]

Cool beans.

 

[OrARoundabout]

I definitely have, I was just listing 5 that came to mind immediately. Should've clarified that earlier.

Smith's a better orator than writer/director, that's for sure:

I love this,so funny.

Somebody must have played a joke at the gym and changed all the T.Vs above the treadmills to the SciFi channel...my iPod decided to die so I was stuck watching this crap for an hour...

YouTube - Autopsy (2008) HQ trailer

I thought of this thread

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Showgirls. Or is that so bad that it makes it good?

 

[LiliBe]

Rocky Horror Picture Show

 

[GibsonExplorer]

Any Michael Bay movie. And The Room.

Anyone who thought Napoleon Dynamite was bad probably didn't go to high school in the late 80s/early 90s, and therefore couldn't relate. By no means was this movie "intellectual" or on par with Dazed and Confused, but it certainly can't be the worst movie ever.

The building terror and the unexpected ending made Open Water one of the best films I've seen the last decade.

 

[Lancemc]

Open Water is a joke.

 

[Screwtape2]

The Forbidden Zone has yet to be mentioned so consider yourselves lucky.

 

[No spoken words]

When I step back and think about everything, it's most likely Pearl Harbor.

Honorable mention:

Rhinestone
Battlefield Earth

 

[corianderstem]

Pearl Harbor is definitely one of the worst movies (if not THE worst) I've had the misfortune of seeing in the theater.

The good news is that I didn't have to pay for it.

The bad news is that I was on a date.

The good news is that my date was there begrudgingly, as we were with another couple who wanted to see it, and wanted to drag him along for historical accuracy checks, as he was a WWII buff.

The bad news is that we sufffered through a few hours of Ben Affleck.

The good news is that it was the start of a rather lovely relationship.

The movie still sucked.

 

[GibsonExplorer]

Pearl Harbor is definitely one of the worst movies (if not THE worst) I've had the misfortune of seeing in the theater.

Same here.

 

[corianderstem]

Wow, I never thought we'd agree on anything!

 

[No spoken words]

I hated it first!

 

[corianderstem]

Yes, you did.

Rhinestone

Is that the movie with Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton?

 

[lazarus]

Anyone who thought Napoleon Dynamite was bad probably didn't go to high school in the late 80s/early 90s, and therefore couldn't relate. By no means was this movie "intellectual" or on par with Dazed and Confused, but it certainly can't be the worst movie ever.

I was in high school during this period and I thought the movie was an unfunny piece of shit. And it pissed me off to no end that it became a huge hit while the deeper (and wittier) Garden State only did moderate business.

Definitely one of the weaker films I've paid for in the last ten years. I tend not to see Hollywood crap so I don't even suffer through the truly empty films, and can usually spot the indie stinkers well enough to avoid them too.

 

[No spoken words]

Yes, you did.



Is that the movie with Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton?

Yup.

 

[corianderstem]

I'm not sure if I'm proud or embarrassed to have known that.

 

[No spoken words]

I'm not sure if I'm proud or embarrassed to have known that.

I'm the one that saw it, though. How fucked is that?

 

[corianderstem]

It was the 80s. We all did some messed-up stuff then.

 

[lazarus]

You can say that again.

 

[LMP]

Restraint is an early New Year's resolution for me.

 

[No spoken words]

Everyone, please be careful.

Scumbo knows or lived with Jon Heder.

Step lightly.

 

[corianderstem]

Yeah, I graduated in 1991 and I thought the movie was stupid.

Definitely not the worst movie ever, though.

 

[No spoken words]

Not the worst ever by a long shot, but, I did not enjoy it at all. I went to HS in the 80's.

 

[lazarus]

You all dare to ignore THE BALE?

Spoiler

He's watching.

 

[corianderstem]

 

[LMP]

 

[corianderstem]

Wow, it's a tic-tac-toe of red x's!

 

[lazarus]

Your move, asshole.

 

[LMP]

My fail has been fixed.