The Seinfeld Appreciation Thread

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Frank: "and now it's time for the feats of strength!"

Frank to Elaine: "you want a piece of me?"

Marble rye

Frogger

J. Peterman

The Lopper

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Jerry: Oh, this is interesting...
Elaine: What?
Jerry: Jane's topless.
[everyone takes a look]
Cosmo Kramer: Yo yo ma.
Jerry: Boutros Boutros Ghali...
Elaine: Nice rack.

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Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
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Kramer: ..."You know, things are going pretty well for me here. I met a girl...
Jerry: Kramer, she was murdered!
Kramer: Yeah, well I wasn't looking for a long term relationship. I was on TV.
George: As a suspect in a serial killing.
Kramer: Ok, yeah, you guys got to put a negative spin on everything."


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Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious!
 
George Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.

George Costanza: Well, I wish I could say the same. But I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you've made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years, you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress, as we've watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduce them to a laughing-stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!

George Steinbrenner: Hire this man!
 
George: Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?

Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?

George: No.

Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...

Elaine: It shrinks?

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

George: It just does.

Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
 
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