"If moths had eyes..."
If moths had eyes
Would they be happier?
How do they know they're not dead?
Cave-men hunting for food
But not before they style the hair on their head.
What would last longer in dinosaur times?
A blind man didn't stand a chance
Not with all them rocks about
I'd rather be a blind moth.
Bubbled Wallpaper
Bubbled wallpaper
What a mess
Washer-dryer knackered
What a mess
Siamese twins separated
One leg less
Jellyfish
I don't like jellyfish
They're not a fish, they're just a blob
They don't have eyes, fins or scales
Like a cod
They float around blind
Stinging people in the seas
And no-one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas
Get rid of 'em
Jellyfish Trifle
It would be spiteful
To put jellyfish
In a trifle
Me Belly-Ache
For god's sake, me belly-ache
The doctor said it's me kidney
He said he's got to stick a tube up me knob
I said you've gotta be kidding me
For god's sake, knob-ache
Me Ward
Me, a Chinese fella and an old bloke who looked like Mr. Burns from "The Simpsons",
Don't know what was wrong with him,
But breaking wind was the symptoms.
No one visited him or called him,
He seemed quite lost to me,
As well as wind problems,
He had a colostomy.
When I left I said "see ya" to the old man,
Turned out the other fella wasn't Chinese,
He was from Japan
It's all sold in his delivery